Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[LadyLascivious1]

This guy was hitting on me on the beach. I told him about myself, and he took exception. He pushed me down, I punched his dick, and before he could do anything else my cousins were kicking the s*** out of him. Puerto Rican rules, counts as a win.

Totally counts. I love to dance, it is above all my favorite thing in the world to do. Probably one of the few things I do that I feel totally confident in doing

I’m sorry that you have to deal with shitty people, but very glad to hear you had people around who have your back when you need it!

I bet that dick punch felt good

 

[Diosax]

When it comes to men, I prefer hair on the body. Bare-chested and ripped can look good, but I always Associated body hair with masculinity

I love body hair on a man

 

[MsNatalie99]

I’m sorry that you have to deal with shitty people, but very glad to hear you had people around who have your back when you need it!

I bet that dick punch felt good

For me it did. Crappy people are kind of anywhere you go. I don't like my cousins, but I admit I love them.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

For me it did. Crappy people are kind of anywhere you go. I don't like my cousins, but I admit I love them.

I can relate. Family

Can’t live with them, can’t kill them without getting 25-to-life.

 

[HeavyBalls]

By popular demand, for a limited time...

Beast Chest

 

[MsNatalie99]

I can relate. Family

On a weird funny note. Miguel, my older cousin told our Abuela about it and she asked if I punched him in the dick. Love this side of my family.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Yuppers. Happened at walmart.

haha, if it makes you feel better, during an interview, I knocked over a lamp....with my boobs sigh.

also brought down the entire network and phone system of a building once....with my boobs. no one saw that one, so I lied about the cause. Couldn't lie on the first though, he was right there.

 

[MsNatalie99]

Can’t live with them, can’t kill them without getting 25-to-life.

My Abuela can. Give that woman a flip flop and ain't shit she can't kill, or anyone willing to stop her. I said the F word while she was cooking and I swear she knocked my soul from my body.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

We are the coolest people on Lit goddammit!

does that come with t-shirts?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

haha, if it makes you feel better, during an interview, I knocked over a lamp....with my boobs sigh.

also brought down the entire network and phone system of a building once....with my boobs. no one saw that one, so I lied about the cause. Couldn't lie on the first though, he was right there.

The struggle is REAL.

 

[MsNatalie99]

haha, if it makes you feel better, during an interview, I knocked over a lamp....with my boobs sigh.

also brought down the entire network and phone system of a building once....with my boobs. no one saw that one, so I lied about the cause. Couldn't lie on the first though, he was right there.

Amused, curious, and enticed.... excellent story

 

[LadyLascivious1]

My Abuela can. Give that woman a flip flop and ain't shit she can't kill, or anyone willing to stop her. I said the F word while she was cooking and I swear she knocked my soul from my body.

I would pay to have seen that!

 

[MsNatalie99]

The struggle is REAL.

Not for me.... nothing of mine reaches the lamp.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

The struggle is REAL.

yeah, I need cat whiskers or something, so I know where I can fit.

 

[Mika1215]

By popular demand, for a limited time...

Beast Chest

Yum.

 

[MsNatalie99]

I would pay to have seen that!

 

[hotoldrguy]

Yuppers. Happened at walmart.

Actually, I am surprised anyone at Walmart even noticed

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Not for me.... nothing of mine reaches the lamp.

Every time someone makes a small penis joke I think about this scene. Every. Single. Time

 

[water_moutina]

haha, if it makes you feel better, during an interview, I knocked over a lamp....with my boobs sigh.

also brought down the entire network and phone system of a building once....with my boobs. no one saw that one, so I lied about the cause. Couldn't lie on the first though, he was right there.

So did you get the job or not?

 

[MsNatalie99]

Every time someone makes a small penis joke I think about this scene. Every. Single. Time

Wasn't a joke.... please don't laugh

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I enjoyed that way too much.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

yeah, I need cat whiskers or something, so I know where I can fit.

Breast sonar?

 

[MsNatalie99]

Actually, I am surprised anyone at Walmart even noticed

It was in the office on her desk....

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

So did you get the job or not?

I did actually.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Breast sonar?

yes, if someone could invent this, it might cut my awkwardness down in half. I think of all the drinks I wouldn't knock over. Always great when your date ends with their pants wet from your drink, sigh.