Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Pussy too wet. Paper got soggy. Rock got too slippery. And scissor needed the hand to be pulled out.

I guess the house always wins

damn that was fast. You must be a huge fan of science.

 

[dadbod4u]

Ugh, sounds like trying to find the right medication for depression. Another reason why I think commercials for prescription drugs should be illegal - it gets patients’ hopes up that this new thing will solve all their problems! But it’s still always a trial and error

My favorite commercials are the ones where they list side effects and they mention THE EXACT SAME THING they're hawking the pills for.

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Came here to post this but knew in my heart someone had beaten me to it

I didn’t think a blank space would cause so much consternation this morning

All the blood is flowing elsewhere at the minute, because well, Lit

ok, Target theory, You go to Target, and it is mostly the basic mom bitches, as you know, we like our Target's. We meet there for socialization and entertainment with our yoga pants, our starbucks, and if we are lucky we ditched the kids and hubby. See, we have packed away ourselves for mom life, however errands have to be run, so Target was a good excuse, then we did it for so long, we no longer know what entertainment the world has to offer or what we'd do with it, so Target stays the place to be.

Now, there is also though a less obvious non group dynamic for some. They go there when looking for the entertainment of the feeling of picking up something new, often picking up things they don't need. They are the reformed party girls. Slutty, life of the party, but packed it all away for mom life. Here is the thing, the desire for the rush does not always pack away, it seeps out, pulling beneath the surface. These are the women that often become the clearance junkies and extreme deal hunters. They miss the rush of the hunt, the success, that excitement of someone new, so they channel it an appropriate way. Except it just doesn't quite work, especially if the sales are poor. So now you have got a bored woman, just looking to pick up something new for any form of excitement at all, and not getting it. Look for this woman in the clearance aisles of target, she is looking a little frustrated, pacing as she is looking for something she can't find on that shelf, because she is looking for a feeling that isn't clicking. Kick a decent game, she will find it very hard to resist a little excitement for just a little while.

I know, I know sounds crazy, but watch an extreme couponing show or something. Is my theory really crazy? Do you really think she is that excited about her salad dressing shelf? Watch their mannerisms, their body language, is she really the prim and proper housewife mask she has on? Is she really that thrilled over saving $1 on tampons? Or are they just desperately bored women?

So, yeah theory on why Target is a good pick up spot for older men looking for older chicks, well if you don't mind being blown off later, as real life.

We have a winner for post of the day. No more calls please. I'm screaming.

Oh and....hi! I'm all caught up now.

 

[water_moutina]

Anyone into fisting?

 

[Diosax]

My favorite commercials are the ones where they list side effects and they mention THE EXACT SAME THING they're hawking the pills for.

Like wellbutrin

 

[AmberLGreen]

As this cafe got an alcohol license yet?

 

[Diosax]

Anyone into fisting?

Only into double fisting. That's when you have a drink in each hand. Isn't it?

 

[muddler35]

As this cafe got an alcohol license yet?

Yep. What’ll you have young lady?

 

[AmberLGreen]

Anyone into fisting?

There are a few cunts I would like to punch but somehow I don’t think that is what you meant

 

[Ingenue844]

Anyone into fisting?

I’m fascinated but never had more than two fingers in me.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Anyone into fisting?

I remember seeing it in the movie Blue Velvet and thought it was a terrible thing to do

 

[AmberLGreen]

Yep. What’ll you have young lady?

A strawberry daiquiri and a toasted cheese sandwich please. It has been a hell of a day and I need comfort food and drink

 

[muddler35]

A strawberry daiquiri and a toasted cheese sandwich please. It has been a hell of a day and I need comfort food and drink

Coming right up!

 

[dadbod4u]

Like wellbutrin

Only into double fisting. That's when you have a drink in each hand. Isn't it?

Yes. Or tacos. That's a well-balanced diet.

 

[dadbod4u]

I mean when is it not the solution

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

My favorite commercials are the ones where they list side effects and they mention THE EXACT SAME THING they're hawking the pills for.



Came here to post this but knew in my heart someone had beaten me to it



All the blood is flowing elsewhere at the minute, because well, Lit



We have a winner for post of the day. No more calls please. I'm screaming.

Oh and....hi! I'm all caught up now.

no one ever looks at target quite the same way after hearing my target theory. You are welcome.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Anyone into fisting?

depends if my to try someday bucket list is still set to private or not.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I remember seeing it in the movie Blue Velvet and thought it was a terrible thing to do

so of course I had to Google fisting. In the movie, it was violent. But these pics look like it is more about the size of what is penetrating, It also appears to be done either front or back door including men's back door

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

so of course I had to Google fisting. In the movie, it was violent. But these pics look like it is more about the size of what is penetrating, It also appears to be done either front or back door

wow, you must watch a lot less porn than I would have guessed if this had to be googled. lol

 

[gga]

so of course I had to Google fisting. In the movie, it was violent. But these pics look like it is more about the size of what is penetrating, It also appears to be done either front or back door including men's back door

Wouldn't my front door end up being the same as a punch in the face?

 

[hotoldrguy]

wow, you must watch a lot less porn than I would have guessed if this had to be googled. lol

Really it is because of the movie, I never really looked for it

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

you know that by now it has 5347 items on it?

i've actually been meaning to make a written copy as I keep forgetting shit I add to it. The joys of getting old I guess

 

[OnaTangent]

you know that by now it has 5347 items on it?

Sounds like a bucket spreadsheet

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

or both doors (of a woman) but else correct sir

ok, now maybe this deserves googling. I do have a team meeting soon.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

you have a team for doing the googling stuff for you?

haha. na my team meetings are all just men whining about work, so I try to have entertainment prepared

 

[hotoldrguy]

ok, now maybe this deserves googling. I do have a team meeting soon.

they even had some self fisting ones