Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[Diosax]

orgasms are natural pain relief, might as well use what nature gave us. (like I need an excuse lol)

Blood pressure spiking makes my headaches REALLY hurt.

See. I knew his headaches were from masturbating too much

 

[water_moutina]

Did lit mods makes us create new thread?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I’m pretty sure the universal guy response would be, “There are never too many orgasms. I probably just need more.”

I have never so wholeheartedly agreed with some imaginary universal guy before.

 

[Diosax]

I love when men make tiktoks like this

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRk1do6g/?k=1

 

[water_moutina]

See. I knew his headaches were from masturbating too much

He needs someone to give him some head...

... massage

 

[cheekygirl75]

Did lit mods makes us create new thread?

No, Bambi just needed a break from hosting. I’m now the “host”, but I’m warning everyone that I’m not an attentive one like she was… y’all will have to figure your shit out

 

[water_moutina]

No, Bambi just needed a break from hosting. I’m now the “host”, but I’m warning everyone that I’m not an attentive one like she was… y’all will have to figure your shit out

So are you saying you won't whip us? Fuck what's the point of being a brat then?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I love when men make tiktoks like this

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRk1do6g/?k=1

well at least the algorithm assessed him correctly. I get ads for calling slutty college girls and penis pumps.

 

[cheekygirl75]

So are you saying you won't whip us? Fuck what's the point of being a brat then?

Oh the whip will still come out… I might retire the flamethrower

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

No, Bambi just needed a break from hosting. I’m now the “host”, but I’m warning everyone that I’m not an attentive one like she was… y’all will have to figure your shit out

we shall manage. no promise on behaving though.

 

[HeavyBalls]

I’m pretty sure the universal guy response would be, “There are never too many orgasms. I probably just need more.”

Not if my head hurts...

 

[water_moutina]

well at least the algorithm assessed him correctly. I get ads for calling slutty college girls and penis pumps.

And lonely milfs in 5 miles radius who are desperate to talk to you?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

And lonely milfs in 5 miles radius who are desperate to talk to you?

how do you know my feed lol?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

No, Bambi just needed a break from hosting. I’m now the “host”, but I’m warning everyone that I’m not an attentive one like she was… y’all will have to figure your shit out

So should we name the thread “prepare for mass chaos”?

 

[Diosax]

No, Bambi just needed a break from hosting. I’m now the “host”, but I’m warning everyone that I’m not an attentive one like she was… y’all will have to figure your shit out

 

[water_moutina]

how do you know my feed lol?

I paid for those ads to be shown. Hi I'm the whorey milf and I can come and be in 5 miles radius to you

 

[water_moutina]

I paid for those ads to be shown. Hi I'm the whorey milf and I can come and be in 5 miles radius to you

Lol y'all know I'm jk about being whorey milf, right? Cause I'm not a mother

 

[HeavyBalls]

He needs someone to give him some head...

... massage

I wish that would help...

 

[water_moutina]

Unless they are collared. Then def crawl

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Lol y'all know I'm jk about being whorey milf, right? Cause I'm not a mother

But you sure are funny as fuck!

 

[cheekygirl75]

we shall manage. no promise on behaving though.

I should hope not! Let’s just concentrate on the pervy, naughty kind of misbehaving

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Lol y'all know I'm jk about being whorey milf, right? Cause I'm not a mother

well at least you are still whorey, right? that is the most important thing.

 

[water_moutina]

But you sure are funny as fuck!

So are you, nebs!!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I should hope not! Let’s just concentrate on the pervy, naughty kind of misbehaving

I will make an effort to be pervy. We shall see if I somehow manage to succeed, against all odds and all.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I have never so wholeheartedly agreed with some imaginary universal guy before.

Ha. I’m with you on that as well. Except when I have a migraine and am wishing for the fun of death instead.