Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[crazychemgirl]

My worst experiences have been with men with big cocks. Practically no foreplay etc.

Again, truth

 

[Mika1215]

My worst experiences have been with men with big cocks. Practically no foreplay etc.

Right? That has been 90% of my experience.

(However the remaining 10% was mind-blowing.)

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is it considered wrong to use your mental porn pictures to help yourself get off during sex?

 

[Diosax]

My worst experiences have been with men with big cocks. Practically no foreplay etc.

I'd say this is generally true too.

Also the men who tend to cheat or have more than 1 at the time w.o their knowledge are also bad at sex.

 

[cheekygirl75]

ok, am I the only person who has never had marmite?

Nope! It’s on my bucket list though!

well thanks, now I am wondering how many donuts I can stack on boobs. Could the stack be tall enough to eat the top donut hands free while I type?

Lol, this feel like the real christening of this thread. I think the original one started with a man putting donuts on his penis

*jumps in* Sorry I'm a bit late, had to check a local munch!

Ooh, how was it? Did you go alone? I’ve yet to check one out

It does not! Does it?

It's supposed to be error 404

I like your AV, it’s cute!

Ugh cocaine. Makes me hyperactive and bitchy, and these are not good traits for me! Plus I've never done anything else where as soon as I did it, I wanted more immediately even though I didn't like it much.

All in all, seemed like a super bad idea.

Yup, I think I definitely made the right decision there!

I love ecstasy. Long time, but I'd do that again with the right person/people.

Is Molly the same as ecstasy?

Wool is naturally fire retardant

A little scratchy though

That would be an interesting project for someone...

Yeah, like someone retired?

I was going to say, this is different than other drugs how? Does that for me, too. But I swear anything that's remotely psychoactive does. I'm in the middle of switching adhd meds, and I'm so horny I could scream.

Damn, what meds are you switching from or to? I need to try those!

Donuts, balls…

Shit. The things you miss when you fuck around showing your ugly face off instead of being where it’s really at.

E-motional damage.

Oh no, did we miss your stunning face?

Is there anything here that I could have as a dinner? Like some warm dish?

I’m sure we could find something!

Ohh not the bdsm test!!

Can’t we decide which sort of cheese we are instead??

I’m blue cheese apparently

 

[Cotswolds]

Ohh tell me more

I mean I promise to punish you if you do it

100% Non-monogamist
98% Voyeur
94% Switch
94% Exhibitionist
87% Experimentalist
80% Submissive
75% Dominant
70% Masochist
68% Degrader
68% Rope bunny
67% Rigger
64% Brat
61% Primal (Prey)
59% Degradee
58% Master/Mistress
54% Sadist
53% Owner
51% Brat tamer
48% Slave
48% Primal (Hunter)
46% Ageplayer
42% Daddy/Mommy
36% Vanilla
36% Pet
0% Boy/Girl

Fucking hell that was a ball ache

 

[Diosax]

Is it considered wrong to use your mental porn pictures to help yourself get off during sex?

I'd say no! We gotta do what we gotta do

 

[Mika1215]

Is it considered wrong to use your mental porn pictures to help yourself get off during sex?

I'm going with, only if you feel compelled to describe them to your partner (although that could be hot) or get so distracted by what's going on in your head that you're not paying attention to reality.

You can do whatever you want in your head!

 

[cheekygirl75]

Is it considered wrong to use your mental porn pictures to help yourself get off during sex?

I was going to say nah, but then how would I feel if I knew the person I was with was thinking about someone else to get off?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nope! It’s on my bucket list though!

Lol, this feel like the real christening of this thread. I think the original one started with a man putting donuts on his penis

Ooh, how was it? Did you go alone? I’ve yet to check one out

I like your AV, it’s cute!

Yup, I think I definitely made the right decision there!

Is Molly the same as ecstasy?

A little scratchy though

Yeah, like someone retired?

Damn, what meds are you switching from or to? I need to try those!

Oh no, did we miss your stunning face?

I’m sure we could find something!

I’m blue cheese apparently

I’m blue cheese too!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I was going to say nah, but then how would I feel if I knew the person I was with was thinking about someone else to get off?

I don’t know that it’s someone else necessarily.. just like… scenarios? Things you find hot but don’t know that you want to do yourself?

 

[crazychemgirl]

100% Non-monogamist
98% Voyeur
94% Switch
94% Exhibitionist
87% Experimentalist
80% Submissive
75% Dominant
70% Masochist
68% Degrader
68% Rope bunny
67% Rigger
64% Brat
61% Primal (Prey)
59% Degradee
58% Master/Mistress
54% Sadist
53% Owner
51% Brat tamer
48% Slave
48% Primal (Hunter)
46% Ageplayer
42% Daddy/Mommy
36% Vanilla
36% Pet
0% Boy/Girl

Fucking hell that was a ball ache

I’m not surprised at all by this result

 

[cheekygirl75]

I don’t know that it’s someone else necessarily.. just like… scenarios? Things you find hot but don’t know that you want to do yourself?

Oh that’s different, I think… I wouldn’t mind my partner thinking something like that

 

[Diosax]

Lol, this feel like the real christening of this thread. I think the original one started with a man putting donuts on his penis

What I missed that! I was only there for the fruit one

Yeah, like someone retired?

Someone retired that's been so promptly reminding everyone to take their test perhaps

100% Non-monogamist
98% Voyeur
94% Switch
94% Exhibitionist
87% Experimentalist
80% Submissive
75% Dominant
70% Masochist
68% Degrader
68% Rope bunny
67% Rigger
64% Brat
61% Primal (Prey)
59% Degradee
58% Master/Mistress
54% Sadist
53% Owner
51% Brat tamer
48% Slave
48% Primal (Hunter)
46% Ageplayer
42% Daddy/Mommy
36% Vanilla
36% Pet
0% Boy/Girl

Fucking hell that was a ball ache

I knew it..good boy

 

[Mika1215]

I'd say this is generally true too.

Also the men who tend to cheat or have more than 1 at the time w.o their knowledge are also bad at sex.

Second one has not been universally true for me at all, except for the guys who are real cheaters, if you know what I mean? The kind of guy who hits on everyone? Always terrible (based mostly on anecdotal evidence, very small person sample size because I hate that.)

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

There has to be a few people here who like bad boys or problems or fixer uppers.

oh, now, is that really a thing?

 

[Steady67]

Is it considered wrong to use your mental porn pictures to help yourself get off during sex?

No!!! It is not.

 

[crazychemgirl]

No!!! It is not.

Didn’t answer my previous request.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Nope! It’s on my bucket list though!

Lol, this feel like the real christening of this thread. I think the original one started with a man putting donuts on his penis

Ooh, how was it? Did you go alone? I’ve yet to check one out

I like your AV, it’s cute!

Yup, I think I definitely made the right decision there!

Is Molly the same as ecstasy?

A little scratchy though

Yeah, like someone retired?

Damn, what meds are you switching from or to? I need to try those!

Oh no, did we miss your stunning face?

I’m sure we could find something!

I’m blue cheese apparently

I believe it was pineapple slices with the holes in the middle on his penis. Which I think triggered the whole pineapple on pizza debate

 

[Steady67]

oh, now, is that really a thing?

I actually hope it is not.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I believe it was pineapple slices with the holes in the middle on his penis. Which I think triggered the whole pineapple on pizza debate

Mmmm pineapple

 

[hotoldrguy]

100% Non-monogamist
98% Voyeur
94% Switch
94% Exhibitionist
87% Experimentalist
80% Submissive
75% Dominant
70% Masochist
68% Degrader
68% Rope bunny
67% Rigger
64% Brat
61% Primal (Prey)
59% Degradee
58% Master/Mistress
54% Sadist
53% Owner
51% Brat tamer
48% Slave
48% Primal (Hunter)
46% Ageplayer
42% Daddy/Mommy
36% Vanilla
36% Pet
0% Boy/Girl

Fucking hell that was a ball ache

maybe you should try the pouch underwear....

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Is it considered wrong to use your mental porn pictures to help yourself get off during sex?

I thought everyone did this? I even reopen old Skype conversations for inspiration.

 

[cheekygirl75]

I believe it was pineapple slices with the holes in the middle on his penis. Which I think triggered the whole pineapple on pizza debate

I thought before that it was donuts… I distinctly remember @theeonanist putting up a picture of himself with a ring donut on… himself

 

[Strixaluco]

Right? That has been 90% of my experience.

(However the remaining 10% was mind-blowing.)

I've had a bit better percentages. But the best ones had average sized cocks.

I'd say this is generally true too.

Also the men who tend to cheat or have more than 1 at the time w.o their knowledge are also bad at sex.

Hmm well... I've had 2 had whom I suspected or found out having another, and the first one was awful in bed, the 2nd one not too good. And both proud as hell.