Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[crazychemgirl]

How do you know this...

SDS

 

[hotoldrguy]

Ok you lovely pervs, I have to go and force myself to get on the elliptical. Have fun!

have a good workout!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok you lovely pervs, I have to go and force myself to get on the elliptical. Have fun!

Later lovely!

 

[AmberLGreen]

Yep, @AmberLGreen had to do a LOT of pole work to save up the money. Her thighs are chafing from all that metal in that heat over there!

Just a few squirts of moisturiser on my inner thigh, slowly rubbed in and I will be ready to work the pole to raise the money for the new couches.

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

SDS

Soaked During Sex?

 

[fletchx]

Current status: Wait, what?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Soaked During Sex?

Safety Data Sheets

 

[rlaflamme]

Soaked During Sex?

Isn't that the point?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Don't worry, you can keep the crown

I got a ginormous head, I can't wear hats even.

Until it falls off during the spanking.....

What Daddy and I do in our own private time is our own business.

Just a few squirts of moisturiser on my inner thigh, slowly rubbed in and I will be ready to work the pole to raise the money for the new couches.

Such a giving person! Cheeky should put your pic on the wall!

 

[AmberLGreen]

Such a giving person! Cheeky should put your pic on the wall!

You just wanna squirt at it. Tribute Queen

 

[Steady67]

Fire retardant chemical is not recommended for use with naked skin… unless you want a rash or cancer.
Just FYI

That is a good protip.

Hmm… limited use of flame thrower?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

You just wanna squirt at it. Tribute Queen

Why squirt at it when I can squirt at the real thing?

 

[Daisy_Love]

Just a few squirts of moisturiser on my inner thigh, slowly rubbed in and I will be ready to work the pole to raise the money for the new couches.

Baby oil Amber!! Baby oil

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

I got a ginormous head, I can't wear hats even.

Hats are... inconvenient

 

[AmberLGreen]

Baby oil Amber!! Baby oil

Somebody did suggest WD40. Apparently it is good for rusty parts

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

yes i sent her a link on pm

Good girl!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Hats are... inconvenient

I have the opposite… super tiny head. Hats look ridiculous on me.

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

I have the opposite… super tiny head. Hats look ridiculous on me.

this is why we wear tiaras silly!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I agree… I honestly can’t imagine not testing the goods beforehand.

Like one guy I met a long time ago … we had super great chemistry, he was very interesting and all was good….
UNTIL.. he took off his clothes and I found out he was packing an extra mini gherkin … and didn’t have any skills to compensate.

oh, yeah I'd have to do that too. I had a life plan, and one was to spend a few years as a giant whore before considering marriage lol.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Safety Data Sheets

Ours are called MSDS Material Safety Data Sheets

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

My initial inclination is to agree. But I did my fair share of sampling before getting married and still have the wanderlust.

haha true. But I will say it isn't as bad as my friends in some ways. like so many have so many things they have never done and they likely won't get the chance for. At least, I am mostly just wanting a redo to do them better this time lol.

 

[crazychemgirl]

that's the old outdated name for them

I was about to say

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I have the opposite… super tiny head. Hats look ridiculous on me.

So if we took our heads and split the difference, we'd have perfect sized heads!

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Current status: Wait, what?

Cookie! Here *gifs *

 

[crazychemgirl]

haha true. But I will say it isn't as bad as my friends in some ways. like so many have so many things they have never done and they likely won't get the chance for. At least, I am mostly just wanting a redo to do them better this time lol.

I wonder if the inherent shame and the patriarchal society are to blame for lack of sexual experimentation and therefore divorce due to sexual incompatibility