Cock Map

[Trekka]

Cross posting

Also cross posting

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Damn, missed opportunity. I should have LS’ed that link. It’s perfectly innocent.

You've taken all my bleach money

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Also cross posting

I miss that minx

 

[jason28053]

I am so tempted to click that link.

SO TEMPTED

But, alas, previous experience.


(And by previous experience I mean Little Sister. Talking about innocence lost. )

You clicked it, I’m guessing

 

[Endless_Night]

Damn, missed opportunity. I should have LS’ed that link. It’s perfectly innocent.

Perfectly Innocent?

Pinky swear?

*takes a chance*

 

[Endless_Night]

You clicked it, I’m guessing

I did not.

But I have now.

(It was perfectly innocent.)

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Damn, @default24 dropped off the face of the earth at exactly the wrong time.

That, or he's furiously masturbating.

 

[Endless_Night]

Damn, @default24 dropped off the face of the earth at exactly the wrong time.

That, or he's furiously masturbating.

I couldn't decide whether that deserved a or a

So it got both.

 

[default24]

https://i.redd.it/2zt0d4bl9ya91.png


Data is so fun

 

[Endless_Night]

Wow. This has so much more data than most of our maps. I'm not entirely sure how to proceed.

Interesting how women are more likely to remove hair, either totally or partially, than their counterparts.

Anyone want to state preferences?

 

[default24]

I very rarely shave it off completely. A pair of trimmers at the lowest setting does a really nice job and keeps away from cuts

On partners I like the same. Fully hairless is good, tightly trimmed is better

 

[Endless_Night]

Same. For myself, at least. Trimmed tight is good. Though, honestly, being fair and not having much body hair means not having to trim much.

Totally shaved feels strange. I don't find it visually appealing either. Looks a little strange on guys, too.

(Though I would never say so if that was one's preference!)

 

[base10]

Wow. This has so much more data than most of our maps. I'm not entirely sure how to proceed.

Interesting how women are more likely to remove hair, either totally or partially, than their counterparts.

Anyone want to state preferences?

I usually just trim using a beard trimmer. I don’t use any guard on so it’s basically stubble when I first do it. I don’t trim off, just when I think it gets too long, or I think someone is about to see it for (especially for the first time).

I haven’t shaved my balls in a long time. Not worth the effort.

 

[SassySheDevil]

For my partner (Or any male) it depends on how much hair is around the rest of the body. If they are fairly hairy and they totally shave the pubic region bare. It looks weird. So, I prefer trimmed.
I'm not big on full natural.

For me. I like the feeling of being bare, but yes. It looks a little different. Though. Shows off my tattoos the most. But that being said. Because of my tattoos. I prefer some hair. Landing strip or something.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Trimmed on me, bare or trimmed on her.

No one should be subjected to—>https://64.media.tumblr.com/bf489c21d2a50876b676587c591822a5/25d459b6af0918c8-55/s500x750/ba7700040305a8f598d1586256f9ecfe00e7d2d1.gif

 

[hotwords229_A]

https://www.cuindependent.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/image-2-1350x995.png
Definitive proof that the ability to see two women make out is growing everyday!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

https://www.cuindependent.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/image-2-1350x995.png
Definitive proof that the ability to see two women make out is growing everyday!

*And two dudes

 

[hotwords229_A]

*And two dudes

*Two % dudes. That’s even more!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

*Two % dudes. That’s even more!

Everyone is kissing everyone these days

 

[neakman]

Back off, she's mine!

Or we could wrestle for her

Can I bring the oil??

 

[aussiegeekygal]

1. I missed the pube talk. #blasphemous

2. Who wants to go to Toronto?

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/624/mcs/media/images/80793000/png/_80793420_penis2.png

 

[hotwords229_A]

1. I missed the pube talk. #blasphemous

2. Who wants to go to Toronto?

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/624/mcs/media/images/80793000/png/_80793420_penis2.png

So that’s why they call it Hogtown!

 

[Endless_Night]

While title searching for worst Loch Ness movie I've ever seen - it's been a few years - I stumble across a whole slew of Loch Ness erotica.

Think about that for a second....

Loch Ness erotica.

Like, how, even?


I digress. Didn't we discuss alien Amish erotica at some point? I fear that to be the case, but I can't remember which thread, so, here we are, in Cock Map.

 

[Endless_Night]

Behold. A few highlights.

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51rrSAycC-L.jpg

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/41L47xL+iWL.jpg

This, however, may be the piece de resistance.
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/518-7wNxFUL.jpg

It's the first installment of a five book creature-feature series, which includes tentacles, the kraken, a merman, and the Flying Dutchman.

I am not entirely sure how the Flying Dutchman fits into the creature feature theme, but who am I to question an author's...uh...literary inspiration?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Behold. A few highlights.

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51rrSAycC-L.jpg

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/41L47xL+iWL.jpg

This, however, may be the piece de resistance.
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/518-7wNxFUL.jpg

It's the first installment of a five book creature-feature series, which includes tentacles, the kraken, a merman, and the Flying Dutchman.

I am not entirely sure how the Flying Dutchman fits into the creature feature theme, but who am I to question an author's...uh...literary inspiration?

Okay, that's not as graphic as I was hoping