Chaos... to be continued

[MsNatalie99]

Nat maybe next time she might come visit leave some impact tools lying about you never know with church people who chastise themselves and wanna force others to do the same

Oh fuck! I love the way you think

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Nat maybe next time she might come visit leave some impact tools lying about you never know with church people who chastise themselves and wanna force others to do the same

Impact tools? Like hammers and nail guns?

 

[cheekygirl75]

Impact tools? Like hammers and nail guns?

I think more like this:

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

I think more like this:

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thank you! I've never heard of tawse

 

[MsNatalie99]

Impact tools? Like hammers and nail guns?

I think more like this:

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I don't own a metal crop.... I must be slipping

 

[MsNatalie99]

spanking and caning and flogging and such is called impact play

Although I always thought my tawse hurt more than a whip. My whips being a close second, but that may just be me.

 

[MsNatalie99]

you own a tawse?

Yes. I paid a leather crafter make it for me. Should be in one of the dozen boxes I got from my moms house

 

[crazychemgirl]

Probably ahead... she's afraid of catching the gay

Too late… I already caught it. Or at least.. half of it

 

[crazychemgirl]

one person's 10 is another person's 9?

We’re all 10s baby

 

[crazychemgirl]

Especially @PlanetaryNebula

 

[MsNatalie99]

Too late… I already caught it. Or at least.. half of it

 

[crazychemgirl]

on the pain scale?

Bees?

BEES!!!!

 

[MsNatalie99]

on the pain scale?

I stinking love you

 

[MsNatalie99]

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Bees?

BEES!!!!

Can you feel pain if you're unconscious?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Can you feel pain if you're unconscious?

hmmm… depends on the pain level and level of unconsciousness

 

[crazychemgirl]

so what you were saying earlier is we're all unconscious?

I mean … life is a simulation so technically yes.

 

[pumaman23]

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Bees?

BEES!!!!

(Or ninjas)

I think I'm going to start adding that to all concerns/risk items for status reports for work.

Biggest schedule concern? Staffing and lack of IT equipment (or ninjas)

 

[pumaman23]

I mean … life is a simulation so technically yes.

Someone's been binging all the matrix movies

 

[crazychemgirl]

(Or ninjas)

I think I'm going to start adding that to all concerns/risk items for status reports for work.

Biggest schedule concern? Staffing and lack of IT equipment (or ninjas)

It’s my absolute favourite thing… i laughed so hard the first time I saw it.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Someone's been binging all the matrix movies

Someone is afraid of the truth.

 

[pumaman23]

It’s my absolute favourite thing… i laughed so hard the first time I saw it.

Did you ever see The Velocipastor? Gratuitous "and ninjas" in the IMDB description.

 

[pumaman23]

Someone is afraid of the truth.

Look, I know this steak is fake, but when I put it in my mouth it's juicy and delicious. I don't want to wake up.

 

[Diosax]

so, you have paid maternity leave? paid 24 (or more) working days (or 4 weeks) off for vacation each year? paid parental leave? (i could go on)

Of course not! This is 'merica

If @Diosax is lucky, she'll get some of these in her inbox.

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Hahaha I'd say I'd humiliate them but I won't bc that's prob what they want.

I don't know, I come from Puerto Rico, America's hostage. Hell, the entire country is worth less than Galveston Texas when it comes to hurricanes. Nonetheless, we're not worthy Statehood or Independence.

That, and everyone you meet will call you a Mexican.

Facts. Because we're all the same.

salted caramel ice cream

 

[crazychemgirl]

Look, I know this steak is fake, but when I put it in my mouth it's juicy and delicious. I don't want to wake up.

Blue pill it is then.

 

[Diosax]

hi canadian goddess

... but but I'm not from Canada