Woulda, coulda, shoulda

[zotique]

50 years ago while travelling in Africa with my girlfriend we met this couple from Garrettsville, Ohio while travelling in Kenya.

We went to Tanzania and visited game parks together. Ohio gal was about 24 years old, had spectacular flaming red hair, sparkling blue eyes and even more spectacular firm cantaloupe sized tits with hard erect nipples poking through gossamer thin Indian silk blouses

A few weeks leter, my GF had to leave Africa for home and as it turned out, the redhead's husband left too.

Suddenly circumstances found us staying at the Asian tour guide's house in Tanzania at the same time and she said to me "You know, I've been attracted to you since we met, do you want to fuck me?" She proudly confided to me that she had already fucked our tour guide's virgin brother.

Still pining over my departed GF, I declined.

Dumb shit that I was.

 

[Sean]

I didn't know Ohio was in Kenya.

 

[rockcasbah]

I didn't know Ohio was in Kenya.

It’s the other way round.

https://www.kenyon.edu/

 

[zotique]

I didn't know Ohio was in Kenya.

Do you difficulty with English? There are remedial classes for that.

 

[Sean]

Do you difficulty with English? There are remedial classes for that.

Why did you edit your OP, retardo boy? And the irony in the post above is over 9000.

 

[silver gurl]

Zotique. As in St Zotique, Quebec?
One can try better

 

[Philthy_Phil]

Do you difficulty with English? There are remedial classes for that.

Hope you're enrolled!

 

[Elite_Goblin]

Wish I was not so blind when I was young.

When I was 18, I was visiting a friend that I wanted to hook up with. Her mom and her mom's younger sister where there too. Her young mom was a bartender, so was at home during the day.
I had opened up a drink bottle with my teeth (stupid I know). The aunt, told me that although that was impressive, maybe I could do something else with my mouth. She looked at her sister and smirked. I honestly did not get the hint or flirt. My friend was leaving and so I did too. I should have stayed a bit longer and pumped both of those hotties. Back then, I could have easily given each one 2 loads. (maybe even 3) Would have, could have, should have!

About the same age, the boss' wife hired me to help clean up her yard. I got there early in the morning and worked hard. Pulling up bushes, trimming and mowing the yard, vaccuuming the pool..etc. She meanwhile was tanning in a bikini with a big brim hat, big sunglasses, and sipped on a drink through a straw. She tried to get me to take a break and sit by the pool. Maybe get a pair of swim trunks from her son's room? Nope, I wanted to work and go home. Later, I found out that she was fucking around with the vice president, and also had seen that she had a boy calender in her office. I think I know where that could have led.

Again, same age, same stupid me. My first girlfriend (who took my virginity) loved to screw. My god she was great! Once she tried to talk me into ass fucking her on her parents bed. I thought it was icky, so declined. Another time, she said she wanted to invite her friend (who was shapely too) to come give me a bath and play with me. I thought that was wierd too, and declined. Would have, could have, should have!

Fast forward a dozen years...skipping over my first marriage completely...I was separated and in my own place. I was having a serious, long-distance relationship, but could not see my girlfriend except every 3 or 4 months. Well, I had a fish fry at my apartment. A friend and his girlfriend came, as well as a few other people I new or kinda new. My friends girlfriend and another hottie served me food and drinks the entire time. They were waiting on my the whole time. I didn't get it. Really flirting too. After the party everyone was leaving. It was down to my friend, his girlfriend, and the hottie. I told them they could stay if they wanted. My friend said that his girlfriend wanted to stay along with the hottie, and he was OK with that, just bring her home in the morning. It was so tempting, but I had this attraction to another woman on the other side of the globe so I passed. Would have, could have, should have!

Now...watch out! I think I figured this thing out.

 

[Elite_Goblin]

Oh...one more that I forgot about. One Halloween night, we turned out the lights early and were in bed, just starting to fool around. My wife turned to me with very loving eyes and said "I am all yours, do what ever you want with me". Wow! My time to see, if she would try anal sex, and I passed it up. Would have, should have, but don't know if it would be yes or no.