Chaos... to be continued

[crazychemgirl]

At the optometrist's today, I learned that my ears are slightly offset from one another. One sits just a little bit higher on my head than the other. So it turns out that it's not my glasses that I'm wearing crooked. I'm wearing them perfectly straight; they're just on a crooked face.
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Very few people on the planet are symmetrical

 

[cheekygirl75]

At the optometrist's today, I learned that my ears are slightly offset from one another. One sits just a little bit higher on my head than the other. So it turns out that it's not my glasses that I'm wearing crooked. I'm wearing them perfectly straight; they're just on a crooked face.
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Oh, that was one of my favorite books as a kid!

 

[fsa52]

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Because I am the proud owner of boobs, I feel I can objectify them.

Hell, I objectify my own, so why not others!

 

[hotoldrguy]

Oops.

https://cdn5-images.***************.com/images/5AE8BA3.gif

that is much better

 

[crazychemgirl]

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Are you even the owner of boobs if you don’t do this at least once in awhile

 

[hotoldrguy]

Hell, I objectify my own, so why not others!

waiting for fsa to objectify her boobs

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://cdn.isselecta.com/2019-03/sha-summers-and-your-juicy-tits_1500.gif

She’s driving in a Jeep … this is not how I drive in my Jeep. Looks like rope burn waiting to happen.

 

[crazychemgirl]

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@Brianna_38

 

[HeavyBalls]

https://cdn.isselecta.com/2019-03/sha-summers-and-your-juicy-tits_1500.gif

She’s driving in a Jeep … this is not how I drive in my Jeep. Looks like rope burn waiting to happen.

Those poor boobs...

 

[fsa52]

I

waiting for fsa to objectify her boobs

I got a like today on a a boob pic I posted in September, 2019. He had to have hunted for that baby! It’s been a few years since I posted for the perv masses. Nowadays, I prefer to choose my pervs!

 

[hotoldrguy]

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@Brianna_38

Holy Moly!!!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I

I got a like today on a a boob pic I posted in September, 2019. He had to have hunted for that baby! It’s been a few years since I posted for the perv masses. Nowadays, I prefer to choose my pervs!

*raises hand

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

I

I got a like today on a a boob pic I posted in September, 2019. He had to have hunted for that baby! It’s been a few years since I posted for the perv masses. Nowadays, I prefer to choose my pervs!

Oh oh oh.
Choose me.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I

I got a like today on a a boob pic I posted in September, 2019. He had to have hunted for that baby! It’s been a few years since I posted for the perv masses. Nowadays, I prefer to choose my pervs!

I have been told I am a choice perv (wonder if she is buying it)

 

[HeavyBalls]

I

I got a like today on a a boob pic I posted in September, 2019. He had to have hunted for that baby! It’s been a few years since I posted for the perv masses. Nowadays, I prefer to choose my pervs!

*volunteers as tribute...

 

[hotoldrguy]

nothing in the inbox nothing in the inbox nothing in the inbox
nothing in the inbox nothing in the inbox nothing in the inbox

 

[crazychemgirl]

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Again … representation matters.. small titties still be tittying

 

[MsNatalie99]

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Again … representation matters.. small titties still be tittying

... she looks pretty symmetrical.

 

[crazychemgirl]

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ALL titties be tittying

 

[Strixaluco]

Are you even the owner of boobs if you don’t do this at least once in awhile

I don't do that, I do a whole other kind of shake with my tits. (Think oriental dance.)

 

[crazychemgirl]

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Big droopy titties be tittying

 

[crazychemgirl]

I don't do that, I do a whole other kind of shake with my tits. (Think oriental dance.)

I have no idea what that is and now I need visual examples

 

[hotoldrguy]

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Big droopy titties be tittying

such a variety of gorgeous titties!

 

[HeavyBalls]

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Again … representation matters.. small titties still be tittying

Still very nice.