Hey, Lovecraft, this'll give you a chuckle...

BiscuitHammer

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So a friend was complaining that in the D&D game he's a player in, the DM was getting lazy and just pulling beasties and enemies from the works of H.P., and he was finding it annoying. He called it 'DM welfare, not doing his own work."

Le Me: "So you might say he's on the... dhole?"

Le Friend: "... I fucking hate your sense of humour and puns."

Le Me: "Aw, do they make you gug?"

*Le Former Friend logs out of the chat*

Some people play hard to get, I play hard to want...

 
That's great, thanks for sharing that.

They have a Call of Cthulhu Role playing game where no one really wins you just play until you eventually go insane. Good stuff.
 
That's great, thanks for sharing that.

They have a Call of Cthulhu Role playing game where no one really wins you just play until you eventually go insane. Good stuff.
I've been playing it for years, love it. In its own way, as much fun as playing Paranoia, where the goal is to kill 'the Commies' and to get your clone killed in the most spectacular manner possible.
 
I've been playing it for years, love it. In its own way, as much fun as playing Paranoia, where the goal is to kill 'the Commies' and to get your clone killed in the most spectacular manner possible.

Oh my gosh I forgot about Paranoia, being a Red was so fun, I don’t think I ever made it up a level.

I will say Call of Cthulhu is great because you actually have to play to the story and not just go guns blazing.
 
It's not easy being a dungeon master and constantly having to come up with new monsters.

I never played it until I had kids. I was always their dungeon master, and it was a blast most of the time except when they got mad because one opened a door with a cool sword and the other opened the door with a banjo.

I liked throwing in macabre humorous elements. We had a running joke where if they heard the sound of kittens mewing in the dark cave ahead it meant they had to scoop them up and put them in a bag and then throw them at the next monster to distract it. They loved that.

I have a feeling I'll enjoy HP. I ordered a collection of his stories and it showed up on my doorstep today.
 
Oh my gosh I forgot about Paranoia, being a Red was so fun, I don’t think I ever made it up a level.

I will say Call of Cthulhu is great because you actually have to play to the story and not just go guns blazing.
I never stopped enjoying finding the most spectacular ways to kill my clone, even if I took everyone else with me. Hell, they were probably all Commies anyway...
It's not easy being a dungeon master and constantly having to come up with new monsters.

I never played it until I had kids. I was always their dungeon master, and it was a blast most of the time except when they got mad because one opened a door with a cool sword and the other opened the door with a banjo.

I liked throwing in macabre humorous elements. We had a running joke where if they heard the sound of kittens mewing in the dark cave ahead it meant they had to scoop them up and put them in a bag and then throw them at the next monster to distract it. They loved that.

I have a feeling I'll enjoy HP. I ordered a collection of his stories and it showed up on my doorstep today.
Simon, one day ask me about my current Warhammer Fantasy campaign I'm the GM for, I'm fairly certain you'll crack up laughing.
 
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