What are you a sucker for?

[Taegul]

Oh...well I don't know if we're compatible then

Damn. I need a parachute for all the times I get shot down!

 

[Anastasia1999]

A man with a 3-day beard, specs and dressed in a well- fitting suit.

 

[HeavyBalls]

A man with a 3-day beard, specs and dressed in a well- fitting suit.

I've a 5 day beard...

 

[Anastasia1999]

I've a 5 day beard...

I’ve always been a sucker for you, beard and all, sweet man

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Pleasant, courteous, polite women who have smiling eyes, and are willingly and happily compliant...

 

[Solsurfer]

A good, classy dose of cleavage. Doesn’t have to be crazy. Just a hint really grabs my attention.
And when a woman wears her purse strap across her chest between her boobs. I don’t know why, but I’ve always loved that. Just the slight exaggeration. Makes them pop more. Seems silly and shallow once I write it out, but those are the first little details that came to mind. Lol!

 

[pandaburr]

Night owls

 

[Solsurfer]

Oh, and a perfect avocado. It’s like hitting the produce lottery. It gets me so excited.

 

[TongueLust]

A man with a 3-day beard, specs and dressed in a well- fitting suit.

You had me at well fitted suit.
I'm a sucker for elegant menswear.

 

[St_Raphael]

A man with a 3-day beard, specs and dressed in a well- fitting suit.

Too bad I shaved this morning

 

[AmberLGreen]

A magnum ice cream

 

[Orchidea73]

Analytic mind.

 

[NeonSubtlety]

an early, sweaty morning.

 

[pandaburr]

I’m a sucker for pretty words..but I also don’t trust them. But also still want them. But probably won’t believe you mean them.

Got it? Cool! Nothing complicated to see here

 

[SassySheDevil]

I’m a sucker for pretty words..but I also don’t trust them. But also still want them. But probably won’t believe you mean them.

Got it? Cool! Nothing complicated to see here

Me too!!!

 

[Orchidea73]

I’m a sucker for pretty words..but I also don’t trust them. But also still want them. But probably won’t believe you mean them.

Got it? Cool! Nothing complicated to see here

As my grandfather used to say, It's good to be lied sometimes. lol

 

[pandaburr]

As my grandfather used to say, It's good to be lied sometimes. lol

He sounds wise.

I’d prefer no straight up lies though. Just tell me to kick rocks I’ll [probably] live

 

[HeavyBalls]

I’m a sucker for pretty words..but I also don’t trust them. But also still want them. But probably won’t believe you mean them.

Got it? Cool! Nothing complicated to see here

Forsooth milady,

I am honoured to bask in the radiance, glow, and splendour that is the smile you grace me with.

(I literally just threw that together)

 

[pandaburr]

Forsooth milady,

I am honoured to bask in the radiance, glow, and splendour that is the smile you grace me with.

(I literally just threw that together)

Yeah that’s def a lie. I don’t even know how to smile!

 

[HeavyBalls]

Yeah that’s def a lie. I don’t even know how to smile!

Then I am honours to bask in the radiance that is your deep and wonderful evil. May it burn with the fires and passions of a dozen hells!

 

[NeonSubtlety]

A soft pretzel.

You corndog/funnel cake elitists can fuck right off.

 

[pandaburr]

A soft pretzel.

You corndog/funnel cake elitists can fuck right off.

Yo, why can’t we like both!? You sound unreasonably angry…..

 

[HeavyBalls]

Yo, why can’t we like both!? You sound unreasonably angry…..

I like all 3

 

[NeonSubtlety]

Yo, why can’t we like both!? You sound unreasonably angry…..

Everyone chooses their battles. Some go for gender rights…others believe in free speech. Still others endeavor towards world peace. I’m a soft pretzel guy. We don’t get to choose where our passions originate.

 

[Btq97]

Kendal mint cake