Perfect!!Sorry, man, I've been trying like hell to multitask and haven't been taking care of my duties in here at all!
https://media1.tenor.com/images/30aad3d79b4b34bbe82dbac3aa996d7c/tenor.gif?itemid=3377008
Does that look about right?
Be safe out there.Breakfast and grocery shopping...laters!
Oh I’m so sorry! At least her spirit is willing even if her flesh is weak. You are a fine fine husband!My hands outmaneuvered my mouth an hour and a half ago. I really wanted to give my wife a thorough tongue-lashing and for once she was amenable. However, her bad hip was bothering her and I offered to give her a nice deep-tissue massage first. By the time I finished her calves and ankles, she was sound asleep.
The curse of having "amazing hands."
Absolutely. Oxford Jack’s tea looked amazingThe curse of having "amazing hands."
Offer you some virtual breakfast or beverage sir?
Coming right up!
I, for reasons I have only divulged to a small number of people on here, do not have amazing hands. And I’d be the last person anyone would want a massage from.The curse of having "amazing hands."
Offer you some virtual breakfast or beverage sir?
My apologies; I had no idea.
It’s OK there are worse things to have. But the condition I have means I can’t play my cherished guitar any more either. I was never any good at massages anyway but not being able to play my guitar has been a bit of a killerMy apologies; I had no idea.
Damn, dude. Now I feel like a bad person for even bringing it up! I was just trying to explain why I was still starving for some tasty pussy.
Good morning!Good morning
I am happy now the sun's out again. I have tried to catch up but I got lost when there was talk of cookies and doorless rooms
May I offer you virtual breakfast or beverage today?
Honestly a Tea, Earl Grey, Hot would be fantastic right about nowGood morning!
Please forgive me, I was just feasting on my feet.
As you wish.Honestly a Tea, Earl Grey, Hot would be fantastic right about now
Thank you!
Been a mixed morning here as well. Can I offer you virtual breakfast or beverage today?
It’s snowing here in deepest Essex! Just a flurry and it won’t settle but, yeah.Good morning
I am happy now the sun's out again. I have tried to catch up but I got lost when there was talk of cookies and doorless rooms
Can’t beat an EG, no milk.Honestly a Tea, Earl Grey, Hot would be fantastic right about now
Where are you Mei5ter? I’m assuming you’re a southerner like me. I’m guessing London-ish
That is extremely kind, though I shudder to think what time of night it is with you? My cat successfully negotiated to share much of my first breakfast this morning so if there's any chance of a coffee, Ethiopian beans if you have them, no milk, with a pain au chocolat to keep my carb and sugar levels suitably high, that would be sensationally good...Been a mixed morning here as well. Can I offer you virtual breakfast or beverage today?
