Swannie's Random Stuff

As far as I’m aware there is only one public nude beach and that is pebbles, not sand in Brighton. There are others but belong to naturist clubs and are well hidden from public gaze.

Apparently there are black swans in the UK, introduced from Australia in the 18th Century. Don’t remember ever seeing any apart from on TV
 
A funny week over here. A couple of really hot days at the end of last week in the build up for the remnants of cyclone that was supposed to bring rain and storms here over the weekend and into the week. A few clouds and humidity but zero rain. I actually had to top up the pool, having turned off the filtered well water in anticipation of rain.

A local council has answered requests for a seasonal clothing optional beach and cafe on the river. It's only open during weekdays, after 9 and before 3, so aimed at the school drop off mums so they can have a bit of self time having a swim and a coffee in the sun. It was fairly well populated when I went there to see what it was like, perhaps 50 or 60 people there. A few babies, a few grandmas. It's a good initiative. Whatever keeps people happy.

I'm sure I have told you this before but swans over here are black. We ooh and ahh over white ones, which we don't see.

I felt a bit cheeky when challenged whether I was wearing anything under my jeans. Proof is in the pudding. A fairly easy bet as I am usually a certainty to wear something with jeans and not necessarily with dresses, but it was a couldn't be bothered wearing any day. Loose tops around the house on hot days have the armhole factor. You are going to get an eyeful, or one overboard out the side.

If you wake up with almost period boobs then you are best to wear a bra that makes the most of them.
Nice bum flash, just a hint of the good bits there.

A river side coffee and nude beach is a bit interesting. You could almost say it has elements of a Japanese hotspring town.

A bit of swinging boob out the arm hole of a top is a husband's delight. For some it might be his only fleeting delight these days, but happily observed.
 
As far as I’m aware there is only one public nude beach and that is pebbles, not sand in Brighton. There are others but belong to naturist clubs and are well hidden from public gaze.

Apparently there are black swans in the UK, introduced from Australia in the 18th Century. Don’t remember ever seeing any apart from on TV
I have been to a couple in the UK and Wales. Not recently so you never know if they have been closed down. After fine white sand beaches pebbles are a bit different, but so long as you can chose what to wear or not then all good in my books. Maybe take a yoga mat to take a bit of the lumpiness out.
It wouldnt surprise me that a few black ones went over there. I'll have to do some research into where they went.
Nice bum flash, just a hint of the good bits there.

A river side coffee and nude beach is a bit interesting. You could almost say it has elements of a Japanese hotspring town.

A bit of swinging boob out the arm hole of a top is a husband's delight. For some it might be his only fleeting delight these days, but happily observed.
The good bits... as opposed to my bad bits I suppose. Might need a chart on this.
I suppose Japanese onsen areas have a parallel but this is a lot more casual and still a bit pop-up temp feel. Certainly don't need change rooms.
Yes boobs flop around this place. They don't really count on the rude bits/ dont let the postman see that scale.
 
I have been to a couple in the UK and Wales. Not recently so you never know if they have been closed down. After fine white sand beaches pebbles are a bit different, but so long as you can chose what to wear or not then all good in my books. Maybe take a yoga mat to take a bit of the lumpiness out.
It wouldnt surprise me that a few black ones went over there. I'll have to do some research into where they went.

The good bits... as opposed to my bad bits I suppose. Might need a chart on this.
I suppose Japanese onsen areas have a parallel but this is a lot more casual and still a bit pop-up temp feel. Certainly don't need change rooms.
Yes boobs flop around this place. They don't really count on the rude bits/ dont let the postman see that scale.
Once again. ( And I hope I don't sound like a broken record) It is so nice to see your pics. And not just of your lovely body !!
It was 3 degrees f here this morning and a beach is frozen in these parts. So there is zero chance of seeing anything but ice and snow!! It is so nice to look at your pics.. They do warm me up some..
Thank YOU
 
As far as I’m aware there is only one public nude beach and that is pebbles, not sand in Brighton. There are others but belong to naturist clubs and are well hidden from public gaze.

Apparently there are black swans in the UK, introduced from Australia in the 18th Century. Don’t remember ever seeing any apart from on TV
There are a couple of black swans in the London Wetlands Centre in Barnes , no nudes though
 
A funny week over here. A couple of really hot days at the end of last week in the build up for the remnants of cyclone that was supposed to bring rain and storms here over the weekend and into the week. A few clouds and humidity but zero rain. I actually had to top up the pool, having turned off the filtered well water in anticipation of rain.

A local council has answered requests for a seasonal clothing optional beach and cafe on the river. It's only open during weekdays, after 9 and before 3, so aimed at the school drop off mums so they can have a bit of self time having a swim and a coffee in the sun. It was fairly well populated when I went there to see what it was like, perhaps 50 or 60 people there. A few babies, a few grandmas. It's a good initiative. Whatever keeps people happy.

I'm sure I have told you this before but swans over here are black. We ooh and ahh over white ones, which we don't see.

I felt a bit cheeky when challenged whether I was wearing anything under my jeans. Proof is in the pudding. A fairly easy bet as I am usually a certainty to wear something with jeans and not necessarily with dresses, but it was a couldn't be bothered wearing any day. Loose tops around the house on hot days have the armhole factor. You are going to get an eyeful, or one overboard out the side.

If you wake up with almost period boobs then you are best to wear a bra that makes the most of them.
Mmm.... Liking the proof in the pudding .... a lot.
Would be fun to stir the pot 😉
 
A funny week over here. A couple of really hot days at the end of last week in the build up for the remnants of cyclone that was supposed to bring rain and storms here over the weekend and into the week. A few clouds and humidity but zero rain. I actually had to top up the pool, having turned off the filtered well water in anticipation of rain.

A local council has answered requests for a seasonal clothing optional beach and cafe on the river. It's only open during weekdays, after 9 and before 3, so aimed at the school drop off mums so they can have a bit of self time having a swim and a coffee in the sun. It was fairly well populated when I went there to see what it was like, perhaps 50 or 60 people there. A few babies, a few grandmas. It's a good initiative. Whatever keeps people happy.

I'm sure I have told you this before but swans over here are black. We ooh and ahh over white ones, which we don't see.

I felt a bit cheeky when challenged whether I was wearing anything under my jeans. Proof is in the pudding. A fairly easy bet as I am usually a certainty to wear something with jeans and not necessarily with dresses, but it was a couldn't be bothered wearing any day. Loose tops around the house on hot days have the armhole factor. You are going to get an eyeful, or one overboard out the side.

If you wake up with almost period boobs then you are best to wear a bra that makes the most of them.

Lovely set of photos, ma. :kiss: Swans of either color look really cool to me, although here in NWOhio they're white. Wish we had a nude beach/river/lake here. Question is... is the pudding tasty? lol I know, I know, I'm a goofball. :D Fuck bras. Although on you they look quite nice ;)
 
Once again. ( And I hope I don't sound like a broken record) It is so nice to see your pics. And not just of your lovely body !!
It was 3 degrees f here this morning and a beach is frozen in these parts. So there is zero chance of seeing anything but ice and snow!! It is so nice to look at your pics.. They do warm me up some..
Thank YOU
I'm glad they warm you up. It doesn't ever get that cold right here. Hopefully a pic here and there of warmer things helps.
There are a couple of black swans in the London Wetlands Centre in Barnes , no nudes though
I have been nude in Barnes, but not at the wetland centre. Friends who lived there had a conservatory pool and spa, but I'm not sure they had calculated who could see into the yard from various high angles. Lots of smiles from the neighbours at the silly Aussies next door.
Mmm.... Liking the proof in the pudding .... a lot.
Would be fun to stir the pot 😉
At my age it probably is more stirring the pot than squeezing through the letterbox. The pot is rather partial to regular stirring. seems to like the air as well.
Lovely set of photos, ma. :kiss: Swans of either color look really cool to me, although here in NWOhio they're white. Wish we had a nude beach/river/lake here. Question is... is the pudding tasty? lol I know, I know, I'm a goofball. :D Fuck bras. Although on you they look quite nice ;)
Yes, with your adventures you definitely need a nude beach or whatever. You could really cut loose another notch. I have never had any complaints from pudding eaters so guess I'm good and serviceable. Bras... just for out and about. Knickers I am a lot more unreliable with.
 
Bras... just for out and about. Knickers I am a lot more unreliable with.

Love the images you implant on my mind, you being out and about without knickers stimulates this simple soul.
 
the armhole factor.

Would give me the overwhelming urge to slip a hand in, but rules are rules, and must be respected.
 
I so need to be in a hot tub.. And that one looks like there is plenty of room!! Beautiful Bod Missswannie
Plenty of room in that one.
Hot Tub being delivered tommorrow ... Can't wait. And you look So Good Missy!!
They are nice. We can only turn the heater on for a few months of the year, you want it cool for the rest.
Like where your mind is ;)
Always in good places.
Lovely. I used to use the one in the hydrotherapy area at my son‘s school. Not naked though. I’ve no access now that he has left school.
I went in with bikini bottoms on but the girls' guests left just as I hopped in so they were superfluous.
the armhole factor.

Would give me the overwhelming urge to slip a hand in, but rules are rules, and must be respected.
That's right. Enjoy seeing.
 
I do enjoy seeing
And Thanks for Showing
:heart:
My pleasure. It is.
Gorgeous bra to compliment the equally gorgeous tits. And that thin chain choker is perfect.
It's a touch on the larger side for me normally so have to take advantage when I pop out. Most of my stuff is thinner rather than thicker. Now and again I can pull out a larger piece of jewellery but need to be in a low cut dress to be able to achieve the balance.
Damn I could use a good soak in a hot tub. I can feel the warm jets on my sore back already.
A barely on the lowest setting warm tub, not hot. It is 30C on these cooler days here. I could sit on the backs of your thighs and then lean some weight into your back. Eventually it will loosen and click.
A delightful view... and yes, I'm also turned on ;)
On is good.
 
I would love to see a pic of you with your Safari or should I say Outback adventure vehicle
Just saying
 
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