What is the strangest thing you've found in your bra after taking it off?

[Kat73]

Chicken shit.

 

[LiveWire64]

I think you may win....


For me it was a produce sticker... like how tf did that end up there?

What were you doing in that produce isle lol

 

[shinybikiniwife]

If you have breasts or wear bras, it's had to have happened at least once. One day recently I couldn't figure out what was poking into my one boob. Took my bra off to find pine needles. I've also come across spare change. And the one that still has me scratching my head is a rolled joint. It was a bit sweaty when I found it.

I can't stop giggling to this

 

[BongoGal]

A credit card I had reported lost earlier in the day... like 9 hours earlier.

Wow!

 

[Lady2020]

Nothing, but for women who take their money out from their bra at my register, for God's sake get a gd wallet.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I don't wear a bra anymore, but when I did I would put coins in there on purpose. I called it "tit change".

 

[85Ironman]

I don't wear a bra anymore, but when I did I would put coins in there on purpose. I called it "tit change".

Can you break a dollar for me?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Oh, I once found a dental flosser pick thing in my bra.

That was pretty random

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Can you break a dollar for me?

It'll be sweaty, is that ok?

 

[85Ironman]

It'll be sweaty, is that ok?

OK?
I'll bet people will pay extra for that.

 

[de_valmont]

This is the perfect thread for me!!!! I’m really small overall but am very well endowed which means shirts that show any cleavage tend to show a lot more on me and result on a lot of things falling in there. My top three have to be:

3rd: Bits of wire and sometimes small electrical components (I’m an engineer)

2nd: A glob of automotive grease.

I was working on my car and I guess it fell in somehow. I technically found this before I took my bra off but not before it had smeared all over the inside of one cup and my entire boob. It ruined the bra.

The weirdest: Two peach-o gummy rings

I once got black out drunk with friends and woke up in my bed, fully dressed, totally normal except for I had a peach-o gummy ring stuck to each boob around each nipple. It was under the bra, stuck to the skin. I still too this day have no idea what happened. Other (sober) people were with me all night and saw me and took me home and no one has any idea how it happened.

At least that's what they say.

 

[de_valmont]

A button.

I was wearing a pull over sweater (jumper) without buttons. To this day I have no idea where it came from, and it matched none of my clothes.

Maybe of someone you had hugged that day?

 

[de_valmont]

Right?! That’s kinda what I thought, but they were all girl friends and I really don’t know what they had to gain from it! It would have also been super out of character for any of them!

So maybe you did it yourself in your drunken fantasy world, and they don't tell you to not embarrass you. They might not know your kinky side as much as we do here?

 

[de_valmont]

Lol, it’s possible. I’m still in awe of it. Maybe drunk me just decided we were doing a candy land themed porno or something. I don’t even keep that candy in my house!?

And you enjoy the idea, don't you?

 

[de_valmont]

Everybody has a sweet tooth right?

That's slutty candid, as you crave for.

 

[Orchidea73]

Nothing, but for women who take their money out from their bra at my register, for God's sake get a gd wallet.

I do that sometimes myself. Not with money but the cellphone.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

oh god, so many things. Sometimes I stick things there to free up my hands and forget to take them out later when I am back to my desk or purse. I think the winner was I forgot I had a stapler in my bra until I took it off, that was like 10 hours. Full size stapler. Screwdriver was another. A fairly large collection of Toy dinosaurs accumulated one day. Seriously, I need better pockets.

Then, of course, flakey food is never good, there will always be crumbs, no matter how hard I try, it will happen.

 

[VoraciousValue]

I do that sometimes myself. Not with money but the cellphone.

I know a lot of women who do that. I wonder how the less-endowed women manage that.

 

[drobert44]

Oh yes, I can relate! Not sure about the stapler though...

Holy cow! Wife has a cig lighter.....

 

[TipsyAngelus]

Mostly bits of food in various sizes.

 

[ericalauren]

A feather from my parrot.

 

[Kat73]

Today I had a piece of broken canyon in there. Not sure where it came from, I don't even remember using crayons today.

 

[GoingBackToBed]

Today I had a piece of broken canyon in there. Not sure where it came from, I don't even remember using crayons today.

Were you near any Marines?

 

[Suntimefuntime]

A spider after I woke up from a nap.

 

[Kat73]

Were you near any Marines?

That's funny!! No Marines nearby today! Just kinders!