Post a Reason Why the Person Above You is Missing ... Again

[WerdNerd]

Batteries ran out

The circus left town

 

[VoraciousValue]

The circus left town

A bunch of female linguists kidnapped him and took him deep in the woods. They hope he's very cunning.

 

[HeavyBalls]

A bunch of female linguists kidnapped him and took him deep in the woods. They hope he's very cunning.

Marx Brothers Convention.

 

[Girly_girl]

He got lost in his castle

 

[WerdNerd]

He got lost in his castle

She got lost on the turnpike.

 

[Baseballcoach43]

She got lost on the turnpike.

He is still looking for that word in the Sunday Crossword puzzle.

 

[VoraciousValue]

He is still looking for that word in the Sunday Crossword puzzle.

Got traded to a team in the Korean League.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Bump.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Got traded to a team in the Korean League.

He was rooting for North Carolina, and now hides in shame.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Bet the farm on St. Peter's to continue their stunning run, but now the farm is gone, and so are a few other things.

He was rooting for North Carolina, and now hides in shame.

I'm actually rooting for Kansas; I usually do. ROCK CHALK!

 

[Kat73]

Bet the farm on St. Peter's to continue their stunning run, but now the farm is gone, and so are a few other things.



I'm actually rooting for Kansas; I usually do. ROCK CHALK!

Got suck in his straight jacket.

 

[LiveWire64]

Got suck in his straight jacket.

She got snowed in.

 

[DeckardNYC]

She got snowed in.

Watching Will Smith at the Oscars over and over

 

[VoraciousValue]

Watching Will Smith at the Oscars over and over

Tried to set a land speed record in a car and wound up going so fast that he entered a portal going back in time.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Bump. I think it's bad form to reply to your own post.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Bump. I think it's bad form to reply to your own post.

He's been drafted into the army of his native Liechtenstein just in case....

 

[Cat]

He's been drafted into the army of his native Liechtenstein just in case....

So, the story goes... There was this wild goat chase in Kenya.. and the chief lords daughter wanted him, as her seventh husband.. but alas he had no dowry, so... Yeah... Well, he never returned... !

 

[VoraciousValue]

So, the story goes... There was this wild goat chase in Kenya.. and the chief lords daughter wanted him, as her seventh husband.. but alas he had no dowry, so... Yeah... Well, he never returned... !

She was caught spying in North Korea. She was actually a femme fatale trying to seduce and kill Kim Jong Un.

He's been drafted into the army of his native Liechtenstein just in case....

The Liechtenstein army actually once invaded Switzerland. It was an accident. Sounds like the kind of mission I would lead.

 

[DeckardNYC]

She was caught spying in North Korea. She was actually a femme fatale trying to seduce and kill Kim Jong Un.

The Liechtenstein army actually once invaded Switzerland. It was an accident. Sounds like the kind of mission I would lead.

He's back in the bin. Looney bin, that is...

 

[VoraciousValue]

Went fishing near a factory in Jersey, and. . . SOMETHING. . . pulled him into the water. The state is too scared of whatever it might be in that polluted water to investigate.

He's back in the bin. Looney bin, that is...

I've often wondered why they don't do that. I assume I would be too much of a financial burden on the state.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Went fishing near a factory in Jersey, and. . . SOMETHING. . . pulled him into the water. The state is too scared of whatever it might be in that polluted water to investigate.


I've often wondered why they don't do that. I assume I would be too much of a financial burden on the state.

The frontal lobotomy didn't work, so he's in for a rear lobotomy.

 

[loquere]

The frontal lobotomy didn't work, so he's in for a rear lobotomy.

He became a NY State Trooper & moved to Buffalo.

 

[DeckardNYC]

He's quarantining until he can get a fifth shot of vaccine.

 

[Cat]

He's quarantining until he can get a fifth shot of vaccine.

... And so the story goes, that he wanted to test whether or not, the "Sock eating monster" existed... So he crawled into one of those huge industrial washing machines!

Where he did in fact meet the monster!

So after his 15 minutes of fame, lots of scientific articles and TV interviews..
They disappeared together. Somehow they hit it off pretty well, and was last seen in Norway, making cute sock monkeys...

 

[DeckardNYC]

She's hunting for a mouse . . .