Chaos... to be continued

[gga]

You know it’s going to be a shit show of a day when your boss calls to give you patient report hours before your shift starts.

Yup. That doesn't sound good. Sounds like an extra coffee might be needed on the way in.

 

[gga]

In my experience it's never good when your boss is calling you outside of work hours.

Unless she's drunk and hitting on me.

 

[gga]

I've never had a boss that I would want to hit on me...so for me that would be a no go. But that's just my experience.

I have. Even went on a business trip together. But no sexual tension.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I have. Even went on a business trip together. But no sexual tension.

Same in the boss, except there was sexual tension. If I’d have said yes, the stories I’d be able to tell . Alas. I’m an honorable human.

 

[gga]

Same in the boss, except there was sexual tension. If I’d have said yes, the stories I’d be able to tell . Alas. I’m an honorable human.

Well i had sexual tension. She didn't . LOL.
Even took a ride to check out the Mississippi.
Must not have been the night for submarine races though.

I was about 28. She about 15 years my senior.
I probably would have choked if the opportunity had presented itself.

 

[gga]

Did you test the waters?

Edited above.
I would have choked. LOL

 

[gga]

That reminds me of when I had threesome opportunity in high school, FFM, but I chickened out and went home instead.

I would have drank until I could no longer remember what I did. Or didn't do.

 

[gga]

Ha ha yeah I was cold stone sober and was propositioned by two friends who were already half naked, but I was so overwhelmed that I left.

I'm getting emotional here

 

[gga]

My wife even teases me about it.

Because she didn't pass up hers?


Edit: Too soon?

 

[Mei5ter]

Btw I didn’t know before today, as dates aren’t stated in that order over here

Happily, Brits get a second chance in July...on 22/7.

Look, it's close enough.

 

[gga]

Something like that. She takes advantage of every threesome that comes our way.

I know.

 

[gga]

You do?

Remember when you went for groceries?

(Post #1 - only moms off limits LOL
Last post on this though)

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Something like that. She takes advantage of every threesome that comes our way.

Well, aren't you a lucky couple? I'm green with envy.

 

[NinjaPanda]

I posted this already in a thread today, but fingers crossed for a threesome this year. My best friend (female) and I are thinking of looking for someone for a threesome

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Ha ha yeah I was cold stone sober and was propositioned by two friends who were already half naked, but I was so overwhelmed that I left.

I was so innocent and sheltered in high school and college, I would have had no clue I was being hit on! #truestory #ithappened #myfriendhadtotellme

 

[NinjaPanda]

I was so innocent and sheltered in high school and college, I would have had no clue I was being hit on! #truestory #ithappened #myfriendhadtotellme

Are you me? This sounds exactly like me lol

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Are you me? This sounds exactly like me lol

Boys have penises, girls have a vagina.

 

[NinjaPanda]

Boys have penises, girls have a vagina.

Not necessarily true nowadays lol. But I guess it'd be weird if I'm talking to myself...

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Not necessarily true nowadays lol. But I guess it'd be weird if I'm talking to myself...

I randomly throw out movie quotes. I'm a weirdo.

 

[NinjaPanda]

I randomly throw out movie quotes. I'm a weirdo.

I do weird photo shoots with pies. I'm a weirdo too

I'm terrible at remembering movie quotes, so if you say then I probably won't catch it

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I do weird photo shoots with pies. I'm a weirdo too

I'm terrible at remembering movie quotes, so if you say then I probably won't catch it

Your weird hobby is sexier than my weird hobby.

 

[NinjaPanda]

Your weird hobby is sexier than my weird hobby.

Apparently it could be sexier. I just gotta remember to take off the damn socks! Lol

Edit: Your weirdness is sexy too!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Apparently it could be sexier. I just gotta remember to take off the damn socks! Lol

Edit: Your weirdness is sexy too!

Yes please to taking off the socks!

 

[NinjaPanda]

Yes please to taking off the socks!

I'm upset with myself for not doing something so simple! So many more women would have wanted pies had the socks not been on

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I'm upset with myself for not doing something so simple! So many more women would have wanted pies had the socks not been on

To be fair, I only saw the... pie... until the socks were pointed out.