LikeableMe
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Well yeahOh she totally ordered a footlong!
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Well yeahOh she totally ordered a footlong!
You know they give you money for that, right?And I though getting caught up over the weekend would make Monday better. Guess not.
How dare they expect me to work!
This goes in the "What made you say FUCK Today" thread
And ate the whole thing in one bite!Well yeah
bet she gagged...And ate the whole thing in one bite!![]()
I’m not that goodAnd ate the whole thing in one bite!![]()
Don't think she ordered the meatballbet she gagged...
Never gonna be able to with that attitudeI’m not that good
You called?Well yeah
Hit the back of the throat sorry not sorrybet she gagged...
NopeDon't think she ordered the meatball![]()
Did I?You called?
What meat did you get!?Nope
No sophomoric sausage jokes. We're above that.What meat did you get!?![]()
What's she gonna do? Lick us as punishment?
I'm baaaack! Ready for your punishment licks?Oh god I hope so lol. Time to start! lol
Was it the sausage?What meat did you get!?![]()
Are we really?No sophomoric sausage jokes. We're above that.
bending over...
Ummmmm.
Of course notAre we really?
Ready and willing
Always need to read the fine printReady and willing
Is the whip nicknamed lick? Did I get bamboozled?? lol
Ready and willing
Is the whip nicknamed lick? Did I get bamboozled?? lol
shiiiiiiit lolAlways need to read the fine print
Can you bold the first one? I like that definition more hahnoun: lick; plural noun: licks
- 1.
an act of licking something with the tongue.
"Sammy gave his fingers a long lick"
- a quick movement of flame, water, etc.
"a tiny lick of flame flickered around the mouth of the flamethrower"- 2.
INFORMAL
a light coating or quick application of something, especially paint.
"all she'd need to do to the kitchen was give it a lick of paint"
- 3.
INFORMAL
a short phrase or solo in jazz or popular music.
"cool guitar licks"
- 4.
INFORMAL
a smart blow.
"his mother gave him several licks for daring to blaspheme"