The popcorn is more for my entertainment as well. I just use my penis as a catapult and try to fling the popcorn into my mouth (is this too weird? I'm trying to figure out the right balance of absurdity here lol)
Just gotta fling higher
May the odds be ever in your favor
Ok MOM@SirConradPeckereye hasn't been in school for a long time apparently. He would have never received a green card. His would have been yellow or red every day!
Hmmm interesting...I was going to come up with a smart and witty comeback. However I do not think there is a peanut butter and vagina equivalent to this one ...
My penis is named The Truth
I don’t think we’ve hit “too weird” by a long shot yet! Kinda interested to see what it would take
The Truth hurts...
Maybe my reply too this got us there hahaI don’t think we’ve hit “too weird” by a long shot yet! Kinda interested to see what it would take
Welcome @NinjaPanda !
we keep mentioning lube. Ugh
Nah… not for me anyway, I thought that was pretty tame
I promise not to use my catapult to share the popcorn with you...unless you want that lolMy new bff!!!
Guess I will have to try harder haha
I want that!
You could shove the peanut butter in your vagina and try to shoot it out onto a pretzel... (oh dear god, what am I saying)
I can get us there! I promise lolI don’t think we’ve hit “too weird” by a long shot yet! Kinda interested to see what it would take
@crazychemgirl welcome it's good to see you...
I don't... think so haha.... maybe lather it on my bits...it isn't shooting anywhere though lol...lathering it on though would just leave a mess
Is it weird that I just wanna see if this works
Well I'm happy to oblige this!
Well then it sounds like you'd just need someone to lick it off or scoop it off with a pretzel...
Haha.... maybe @crazychemgirl
