Don’t you just hate it when…

[cheekygirl75]

I hate it when my Hubby comes back from any of his outdoor activities. He seems to leave a trail of dirt, sand or mud behind him.

Oooh, but doesn't he also have a wonderful outdoorsy, man musky smell?

 

[Xerxes82]

DYJHIW you jump into the 'Show your Face' thread and you missed somebody cute by 1 minute?

 

[AmberLGreen]

Oooh, but doesn't he also have a wonderful outdoorsy, man musky smell?

Well know we know why you like walking the dog so much. Who is the one sniffing around on those walks?

 

[cheekygirl75]

Well know we know why you like walking the dog so much. Who is the one sniffing around on those walks?

I wish! Besides, with the pandemic and all, I never get close enough to men I see to sniff them

 

[Asian_Flower]

Oooh, but doesn't he also have a wonderful outdoorsy, man musky smell?

God why do they use that against us! Kryptonite!

 

[HeavyBalls]

God why do they use that against us! Kryptonite!

One of our few effective weapons...

We are very, very suseptable to your eyes and smile...

 

[jaF0]

Don’t you just hate it when…

... you wake up?



I sure do.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Don’t you just hate it when…

... you wake up?



I sure do.

Depends whether he has finished or not

 

[LikeableMe]

DYJHIW you say something you shouldn’t

 

[LikeableMe]

DYJHIW you fall asleep in the bath, but know the second you get to bed you’ll be wide awake

 

[LikeableMe]

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[Sundayschild]

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I've gotten used to it tbh

 

[LikeableMe]

I've gotten used to it tbh

That certainly must help!

 

[Codeman93]

DYJHIW some one calls while your watching porn

 

[Baseballcoach43]

Being oblivious has its advantages.

 

[pandaburr]

DYJHIW you’re crazy turned on and want to get off with someone else so you go to you “go-to” to get e-laid and then remember that you don’t have a go-to?

Jk. Me neither

 

[LikeableMe]

Being oblivious has its advantages.

Most definitely! Those are the peaceful times

 

[LikeableMe]

DYJHIW some one calls while your watching porn

YES

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

DYJHIW some one calls while your watching porn

Now "you're" doing it on purpose!

 

[LikeableMe]

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I really hate it when that happens

 

[Codeman93]

Now "you're" doing it on purpose!

 

[Trubbycat]

When you're wearing socks and step in something wet

 

[AmberLGreen]

DYJHIW you are almost at the point of orgasm and it runs out of charge

 

[LikeableMe]

DYJHIW you are almost at the point of orgasm and it runs out of charge

That happened to me today! I was not impressed. Especially as they were new batteries two days ago.

I’m single and off work - don’t judge me

 

[Xerxes82]

DYJHIW you've just taken your pants off to masturbate when the phone rings with something you can't just ignore?