Worst Fuck

[wildp]

Have you had any regretable fucks or just palin WTF did i just do? One of mine was had been a good while since i had had sex and this gilr gets flirty with me on messenger. After a few weeks of that I invited her over. Yikes. She was sweaty and had more tattos than teeth. I bit the bullet and to the bed we went. She took the condom off of me and we fucked. She would not let me up till we fucked again. Finally got her to leave and never saw her again and i blocked her

 

[Gator66]

I was very intoxicated. The gal was drop dead gorgeous and unexpectedly jumped my bones. Unfortunately, I lasted a mere fraction of a minute. She was not impressed and I just apologized. SMH

 

[PleasePeesMe]

The worst fuck I ever had was pretty good.

 

[zoso682001]

Took a hot exotic dancer home after she got off work and she had me make a stop at a store on the way . Got to her place and first thing she did was take her purchase out of the bag and started huffing the spray glue . WTF....Twilight Zone time We fucked and I bailed . We all get to make a bad choice occasionally don't we .

 

[Big4Wheeler]

In my language worst means sausage. So, here it is up to yourself how good it gets ...

 

[Carnevil9]

I had a girlfriend for about ten years. At one point, we were fucking, pretty much by rote, and she asked me, mid stroke, if I had remembered to pay the gas bill. I knew then that the relationship was not long for this world. Other than that, it was still a pretty good fuck!

 

[cubbyfire04]

After a concert... This girl and her roommate took me and a buddy back to her place. I didn't have condoms, because didn't plan on even trying to pick someone up. She was a real cutie, and after some heavy foreplay she sent me to the hallway bathroom where there was a single condom. It was unlubricated. Terrible. I rolled it on and attempted to fuck, but it wasn't working. Between the dry latex and my intoxication level, I went soft. I frantically stroked to get hard but my fate was sealed. I apologized profusely and we passed out. Woke up early the next AM to my buddy and her roommate going for round 4 or so. He walked out of the room naked and rock hard for a glass of water. Threw me his keys and said he was staying for the weekend. I asked my girl for her number and she giggled saying, "I'm really sorry, but I have a boyfriend and shouldn't have done that." My buddy finds his way home and come to find out, they all had a threesome when I left. Dammit.

 

[Autumn1992]

Went to a party and got pretty drunk. Was feeling pretty good when this guy comes over and starts flirting with me. I am game and he is game. We go into one of the bedrooms and get on the bed. Make out for a little bit before he undid my pants and slides his hand into my panties. And it was at this point I blacked out having way more to drink than I had thought. Woke up the next morning hung over and alone but fully dressed so I guess he did not take advantage of me drunk and passed out.

 

[ppd1107]

Went to a party and got pretty drunk. Was feeling pretty good when this guy comes over and starts flirting with me. I am game and he is game. We go into one of the bedrooms and get on the bed. Make out for a little bit before he undid my pants and slides his hand into my panties. And it was at this point I blacked out having way more to drink than I had thought. Woke up the next morning hung over and alone but fully dressed so I guess he did not take advantage of me drunk and passed out.

Dodged a bullet I would say

 

[Autumn1992]

Probably. Luckily we never hung around too bad of a crowd. Usually if things started going that was it was a good sign to move along.

 

[BBW_T&A_Lover]

Mine was in highschool. A girl I had been crushing on for years finally gave in and decided to give me a shot. The kissing was amazing. God could she kiss. The sex was awful. No enthusiasm, no effort, no anything. Just laid there. Totally destroyed my crush on her.

I have found that the women you think are going to be freaks in the sack really give no effort. The quiet ones? Whole different story.

 

[phil1955]

I can't say that I have ever had a bad fuck. Some were better than others but none that I would not be willing to do again. From my experience the really pretty ones tend to think that just letting you fuck them is all that is needed. It is the average looking ones that tend to get into it. I remember picking up a woman in a bar on a business trip. She was older and more than a few pounds over weight. Turned out her husband was not able to do much and was a jerk to boot. She was grateful to be touched and once we got going, she was insatiable. It was just the one night but I would love to have gotten with her a few more times.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I have found that the women you think are going to be freaks in the sack really give no effort. The quiet ones? Whole different story.

It wasn't even that I thought she'd be a freak. I just thought it would be good. It just wasn't. And I had crushed on her for years. It all came crashing down.

 

[oneblueye]

Went to a party and got pretty drunk. Was feeling pretty good when this guy comes over and starts flirting with me. I am game and he is game. We go into one of the bedrooms and get on the bed. Make out for a little bit before he undid my pants and slides his hand into my panties. And it was at this point I blacked out having way more to drink than I had thought. Woke up the next morning hung over and alone but fully dressed so I guess he did not take advantage of me drunk and passed out.

yeah he did but he is just very practiced at getting girls dressed

 

[Autumn1992]

yeah he did but he is just very practiced at getting girls dressed

ROFL well at least he was kind enough to dress me then

 

[oneblueye]

ROFL well at least he was kind enough to dress me then

was the walk to the car, the next morning kinda sticky???

 

[Autumn1992]

was the walk to the car, the next morning kinda sticky???

No more than usual.

 

[rocketeer50]

It is a tie for 2 instances. #1 was after my girlfriend during senior year of high school and I broke up toward the end of the Spring term. We had done a lot of groping during the school year but had not had intercourse or oral. In the summer after graduation we got together again, and without any planning (I.e. no condoms) started making out, got naked and after about three strokes inside her i pulled out and erupted on her stomach. On our next date she said we needed to stop. My family moved away, and we didn’t see each other again for 4-5 years until after she was married and pregnant. But there was a happier ending. Forty-five years after the first encounter we both attended a high school reunion, we spend the night together, and I was able to make up for my previous poor performance.

#2 was with a lover I was having great sex with for about a year between college and law school for both of us. We went to law schools in different cities and the relationship faded away. After law school three years later we ended up in the same city. I called her and took her out to dinner. I thought we were having a good time catching up and comparing notes about law school over dinner, an impression that seemed to be reinforced when she took me to bed in her shared apartment at the end of the evening. The sex was great, again. But after finishing she told me that her roommate was not just gay but outright hostile to men, and I needed to get dressed and leave before the roommate came back. So, I dresssed and as my lover for the evening followed me to the door, I said I had a lovely time and it was great to see her again. She replied, just before gently closing the door in my face, “The only reason I had sex with you was to see if I could fantasize about someone else while doing it. I found out I could.” I was stunned. I can’t remember anyone saying anything so cold to me before or since.

 

[oneblueye]

No more than usual.

I think I like you ---, ALOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[HampshireBoy]

As a one off, I had been chatting to a woman for ages - started by exchanging fantasies and roleplaying. We lived about a hundred miles apart and I don't think either of us was thinling about meeting then, having found out that we both had the weekend free, she half jokingly suggested a drink. When I arrived she admited that she didn't really think that I would go to see her. We went out for a drink, which turned into several, just a good evening getting to know each other. The problem was that when we got back to her place we started making out and there was no way that I was getting an erection. We snuggled up in bed, both pretty frustrated. In the morning I did manage it, but I know that the earth defintely didn't move for either of us. Lesson learnt, avoid drinking - especially for the first with a new lady.

The other one was more of a long term thing, a friend whom has a very religious mother - sex, only within a marraige to create children and women put up with it, definitely not enjoy it, etc. This friend had had some really bad experienciences before we met and had a form of vaginismus, she was really interested in talking sex but couldn't manage it herself. After a long time, with loads of sessions of foreplay and mutual masturbation, she wanted me to fuck her. We took it slow and eventually I was all the way in, the trouble was she just lay there as I fucked her. There was no movement or vocal encouragement, she assured me afterwards that she enjoyed it and we fucked quite a few times more but she never relly "joined in". Funnily enough she was one of the best I've met at oral sex and really active with all sorts of others things, but actual fucking she never got better.

 

[KatieDoes]

Similar to the men’s stories about the gorgeous girls that were lame fucks, my worst was objectively incredibly attractive. I was younger, of course. But he was a 23-24 year old personal trainer. Beautiful face, incredible body…. Horrible fuck.

Inexperience would be excusable, but he also just flat out didn’t follow physical cues or even listen to blatant statements. Couldn‘t fuck, couldn’t eat pussy, couldn’t even kiss, really. Arrogant and super strict religious upbringing makes an unfuckable combination. It was almost as though if we didn’t relax and enjoy the sex, it would be somehow less sinful?

I stayed too long, and even accepted a marriage proposal before it hit me that just because everyone told me how lucky I was and how great he was, he really wasn’t. I bailed. Broke the engagement. Spent a few years slutting around and having a blast, and learned a lot before making a better choice on the next marriage proposal.

 

[phil1955]

Similar to the men’s stories about the gorgeous girls that were lame fucks, my worst was objectively incredibly attractive. I was younger, of course. But he was a 23-24 year old personal trainer. Beautiful face, incredible body…. Horrible fuck.

Inexperience would be excusable, but he also just flat out didn’t follow physical cues or even listen to blatant statements. Couldn‘t fuck, couldn’t eat pussy, couldn’t even kiss, really. Arrogant and super strict religious upbringing makes an unfuckable combination. It was almost as though if we didn’t relax and enjoy the sex, it would be somehow less sinful?

I stayed too long, and even accepted a marriage proposal before it hit me that just because everyone told me how lucky I was and how great he was, he really wasn’t. I bailed. Broke the engagement. Spent a few years slutting around and having a blast, and learned a lot before making a better choice on the next marriage proposal.

I think a lot of times the really good looking people got the idea that just being there is all the need to do. Not that I have gotten with that many really hot ladies but the sexual experiences that stand our for me were with average looking ladies. I am sure this can be true of men as well. Though your guy seems a bit more than lackadaisical. I am glad you escaped that one.

 

[AsianFusion]

It's funny, the best-looking boy I ever went with was also pretty dull. By 'pretty dull' I mean irredeemably boring. But I didn't notice it at the time, it wasn't until we parted ways that I discovered sex can actually be pretty exciting.
ps He was pretty dull in other ways too - ways I did notice - his main interests were beer, watching sports, his mates, and himself. He really was good-looking though, when we walked into a room everyone would look at HIM.

 

[Lvncreampies]

Have you had any regretable fucks or just palin WTF did i just do? One of mine was had been a good while since i had had sex and this gilr gets flirty with me on messenger. After a few weeks of that I invited her over. Yikes. She was sweaty and had more tattos than teeth. I bit the bullet and to the bed we went. She took the condom off of me and we fucked. She would not let me up till we fucked again. Finally got her to leave and never saw her again and i blocked her

Yes. I fucked a girl in college that was so lose I could not feel a thing and she just laid there. ( I am bigger than average) so I always wondered what she was shoving up her cunt.

 

[zoso682001]

The other one was more of a long term thing, a friend whom has a very religious mother - sex, only within a marraige to create children and women put up with it, definitely not enjoy it, etc. This friend had had some really bad experienciences before we met and had a form of vaginismus, she was really interested in talking sex but couldn't manage it herself. After a long time, with loads of sessions of foreplay and mutual masturbation, she wanted me to fuck her. We took it slow and eventually I was all the way in, the trouble was she just lay there as I fucked her. There was no movement or vocal encouragement, she assured me afterwards that she enjoyed it and we fucked quite a few times more but she never relly "joined in". Funnily enough she was one of the best I've met at oral sex and really active with all sorts of others things, but actual fucking she never got better.

Apparently mom put the fear of god into her .