Candy_Kane54
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How many people even know what a davenport is?
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How many people even know what a davenport is?
How many people even know what a davenport is?
In the US, a davenport is a sofa. In the UK it's a desk. I have to wonder how that difference came about.
In the US, a davenport is a sofa. In the UK it's a desk. I have to wonder how that difference came about.
Yeah we just call them pens, but I knew what a Biro was from watching The Young Ones.
They're cutlets to me. Grew up in St Louis.
I bet if you asked 100 people when the War of 1812 was, at least 25% wouldn't have a clue...
Bad acid?I had a couple of *tabs* last night...kindly let me know what l was doing ..(I'm British, from the rough side of Newcastle)
Either having sexual intercourse with two Cambridge Uni students, or smoked two cigarettes.I had a couple of *tabs* last night...kindly let me know what l was doing ..(I'm British, from the rough side of Newcastle)
Correct re smoking two cigarettes. And yes I'm not from "over the water"..Either having sexual intercourse with two Cambridge Uni students, or smoked two cigarettes.
Rough side of Newcastle? My money's on the latter. (Resists temptation to say 'you're a Mackem, then?)
I've not heard 'over the water' to mean across the Tyne - is that common usage by Geordies? IME it's used to mean the Irish Sea.Correct re smoking two cigarettes. And yes I'm not from "over the water"..
Plenty of the equivalent of sporting derbies in the US, but they’d never use that term (unless they’re smart-asses familiar with it) and just use “rivalry.” But the geographical rivalries? That I can think of, very few that’d be similar to the Geordie-Mackem split. If someone did make your comment about San Diego, they’d likely get a confused stare but not much else. I’m guessing they’d have to be hyper-local. And many of the rivalries, such as they are, would be between rich and poor areas within a city. And even those would rarely rise to the level of aggro you describe.I've not heard 'over the water' to mean across the Tyne - is that common usage by Geordies? IME it's used to mean the Irish Sea.
References for foreigners: the fair city of Newcastle-upon-Tyne (aka Newcastle) sits on the north bank of the Tyne; Sunderland on the south side. To call or imply a Geordie (someone from Newcastle) is a Mackem (someone from Sunderland) is a good way to get your teeth and face reconfigured. And possibly the other way round.
Geordie dialect has a lot in common with Norse and can be incomprehensible for Southerners. (eg bairn for child, modern Norwegian barn, ganning yem = going home = gånan hjem...)
There must be similar location rivalries in America? I can imagine if someone from California mentioned they were from San Diego and was told "so, basically Mexico, then" it wouldn't go down well, but I don't know of any big rivalries or sporting derbies.
I've wondered this before, but how the fuck did you end up a Millwall supporter?But the geographical rivalries? That I can think of, very few that’d be similar to the Geordie-Mackem split. ... I’m guessing they’d have to be hyper-local. And many of the rivalries, such as they are, would be between rich and poor areas within a city. And even those would rarely rise to the level of aggro you describe.
I - almost - attended the Millwall - Birmingham promotion playoff match at the New Den, which ended with police on horses breaking up the post-match riot.
Plenty of the equivalent of sporting derbies in the US, but they’d never use that term (unless they’re smart-asses familiar with it) and just use “rivalry.” But the geographical rivalries? That I can think of, very few that’d be similar to the Geordie-Mackem split. If someone did make your comment about San Diego, they’d likely get a confused stare but not much else. I’m guessing they’d have to be hyper-local. And many of the rivalries, such as they are, would be between rich and poor areas within a city. And even those would rarely rise to the level of aggro you describe.
And I’ve never found American accents to vary as widely as they do in the UK.
Sporting wise… Pick a sport. In soccer, Portland (OR) - Seattle - Vancouver. In ice hockey, NY Rangers vs NJ Devils. Baseball, NY Yankees vs Boston Red Sox. American Football, Las Vegas (formerly Oakland, formerly Los Angeles, formerly Oakland) Raiders against anyone and everyone. But you also have to remember, most American sports have very little ‘away’ culture. The cases I cited are close enough you can get away fans, but mostly the distances are too vast. There have been a couple of very rare cases of away fans being assaulted, but usually it’s relatively good natured If you see someone wearing the away colors. And stadiums don’t have specific away sections.
There’s the time I attended a match at the New Den and guided fans from Sheffield Wednesday (a man and his two teenage sons) from the tube to the stadium’s away entrance. They were shocked that someone with an American accent was guiding them. They pointed out they’d specifically worn their running shoes and had no colours on. I was part of the home crowd. I also advised them that post-game the police would likely lead them to South Bermondsey train station rather than the tube, they had no plans to go rogue. Post match, Millwall had lost, the crowd was not happy, but that day claret was never imminent, I made it back to the tube stop (New Cross Gate) and was a tad worried when the train showed up full of West Ham fans… angry, frustrated West Ham fans after they’d lost, at home, as well. Fortunately, I had my scarf well hidden and if I’d needed to speak, well, American accent, I know nothing, nothing I tell you, about this “soccer” sport of which you speak. I - almost - attended the Millwall - Birmingham promotion playoff match at the New Den, which ended with police on horses breaking up the post-match riot. Only a cancelled flight from Germany caused me to miss it.
For US sports, the riots generally only occur after a team WINS whatever championship they’re playing for.
Stoke? That said, we went to Leicester once and a bloke in our transit van was singled out for extra abuse because of his red hair.I've wondered this before, but how the fuck did you end up a Millwall supporter?
I've worked with 'disaffected youth' round areas including South Bermondsey, the only station I've ever been to where not only had all the ticket machines been permanently vandalised in the 90s, but the signs displaying the station name, along with all seats and shelters, had also been stolen and sold as scrap metal. So more than once I ended up at the next station because I didn't want to alight the train onto some random lump of concrete!
I also learnt enough to blend in with lcoal Millwall or Palace supporters. Could have been worse - the only fans who truly scare me are Stoke... And I've never been near an Old Firm match!
Getting back to how to get punched in the face in America: yeah, I guess most rivalries are small and local, maybe one towns high school vs the next township's high school? Or two high schools if a town is big enough for two? Is there nothing that would work on a bigger level, like, say "I grew up in New York City, but not a classy neighborhood." "Oh, you mean Jersey?"
What about being in a sports bar in NY and a visitor from Boston asks the English guy, "Have you heard of the Red Sox?" English guy goes "Yeah, apparently they're like the Yankees, only good." Would that be provocative enough?
Or do you have to resort to 'your mom' level of obvious insult?