Things I wish my phone would stop auto correcting……

[Minxee]

I’m not sure about everyone else but when typing on my phone it’s ducking annoying when it corrects me when I was right the first time! Stop changing what I’m typing phone! I mean I want it to correct me because when I type so fast it tends to miss letters… or when I’m falling asleep because I’ve stayed up till 4am chatting again then auto correct is a god send.

But really phone…

When I say fuck I mean fuck not duck!
And yes I mean pain not plain, dick not sick and ass not add!

I am sure the rest of you have words that seem to always be auto corrected to the wrong thing and I would love to see….

Oh and for some reason it likes to change and to abs and refuses to change worj to work….

 

[Anastasia1999]

oh gif for oh god

 

[Minxee]

oh gif for oh god

Lol! Yeah it’s great for killing the moment when people are trying to worj out what the duck you ment….

 

[Anastasia1999]

Yes! Modern technology killing lots of special moments

It’s actually worse when I’m trying to send a non sexual message and my phone autocorrects cheese to cunt

 

[Minxee]

Yes! Modern technology killing lots of special moments

It’s actually worse when I’m trying to send a non sexual message and my phone autocorrects cheese to cunt

Lol! Well we all know what you’ve been typing about!

Maybe that’s my problem… I haven’t used enough naughty words for my phone to realise that this is now the right thing it should be saying!

But really who ever has said ducking….

 

[Anastasia1999]

My phone is a smart one alright

 

[Minxee]

My phone is a smart one alright

I mean tehnically cunt cheese does exist... or was it cunt yoghurt? I read an article about people who used their cum in either yoghurt or cheese....

 

[Anastasia1999]

I mean tehnically cunt cheese does exist... or was it cunt yoghurt? I read an article about people who used their cum in either yoghurt or cheese....

 

[Minxee]

*shrugs* Not my thing but I am not here to kink shame! I say be free and like what you want to like, love who you want to love! <3

 

[Anastasia1999]

*shrugs* Not my thing but I am not here to kink shame! I say be free and like what you want to like, love who you want to love! <3

I say, you are my kinda girl!

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Tots for tits

To fix on an iPhone- Settings> General> Keyboard > Text Replacement

 

[Minxee]

Tots for tits

To fix on an iPhone- Settings> General> Keyboard > Text Replacement

Well thats one way to fix it! <3

 

[Anastasia1999]

I’ve thought of another one……pissy for pussy

 

[Minxee]

I’ve thought of another one……pissy for pussy

OMG YES! Ive had the same problem!!!!

 

[OxfordJack]

I once PM'd a girl and said I wanted ti kick her all over rather than lick!!

luckily she saw the funny side...

 

[cheekygirl75]

The only one I can think of at the moment is changing if for of and vice versa.... my phone does tend to learn pretty quickly, but my computer is really stubborn - it's still trying to change Wordles to Wordless.

Oh, and @Anastasia1999 you might have this too - I have a German dictionary installed so sometimes I'm typing in English and all of a sudden I'm getting ridiculously long German words popping up

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

my phone has accepted that I am a vulgar whore, which is mostly good, but occasionally it leads to me telling coworkers to massage me when they are ready. damn it, it is message in teams and outlook, and massage in skype and kik, thanks.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Being the weirdo I am , I’m finding humor in the new formats “ similar threads “ somewhat like auto correct makes me laugh. Also there’s 5 of them each time.

 

[Minxee]

Being the weirdo I am , I’m finding humor in the new formats “ similar threads “ somewhat like auto correct makes me laugh. Also there’s 5 of them each time.

Omg I know what you mean! I’ve clicked on some of them to only find that they are old and basically closed.

It’s frustrating sometimes!

Also other words my phone likes…

Cunning instead of cumming - which apparently is not a word but I beg to differ.

But instead of big

 

[Diosax]

I have mine turned off for that reason and also bc I have a dual keyboard and then it changes things in Spanish to English and viceversa. And this means my msgs all full of typos all the time because I THINK I'm good at typing as I go until i hit sent/reply and then I'm like oops!

 

[Minxee]

I have mine turned off for that reason and also bc I have a dual keyboard and then it changes things in Spanish to English and viceversa. And this means my msgs all full of typos all the time because I THINK I'm good at typing as I go until i hit sent/reply and then I'm like oops!

I type too fast and it often misses some of my keystrokes. So I rely on it to correct me since it technically is the one fucking up!

Hmmm maybe I can use the excuse if duel language keyboard next time I message someone when I’m half asleep or in hospital high in pain meds - though that was a lot of random fucken emoji which are now stuck in my recently used list. It’s taking a while to move them out because I use the same ones over and over again.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

I’m curious if those are key word generated from the threads title or some sorta Alexa snooping the conversations going on at any given time. Here are the five suggestions in my feed now.

https://forum.literotica.com/threads/want-kinky-phone-sex-tonight-sat-1-8.1558963/

https://forum.literotica.com/thread...ience-words-of-wisdom-by-paul-chance.1561485/

https://forum.literotica.com/threads/playground-secret-santa-2021.1556428/

https://forum.literotica.com/threads/how-do-i-ask-my-wife-for-a-fleshligth.1536435/

https://forum.literotica.com/threads/post-your-9-11-stories-here.1552311/

 

[fsa52]

I’m tired of sending out ducks rather than fucks!

 

[jason28053]

I’m tired of sending out ducks rather than fucks!

I created an autocorrect to replace ducks with fucks

 

[Minxee]

I created an autocorrect to replace ducks with fucks

Why the fuck did I not think of that!