Sundayschild
Regulator of funkiness
- Joined
- Jul 5, 2012
- Posts
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Damn Lais! What did gg do to piss in your porridge today?Where did all the men go?!?!?! Too much hotness to handle?
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Damn Lais! What did gg do to piss in your porridge today?Where did all the men go?!?!?! Too much hotness to handle?
We’re just sitting here…watching. Did you know this place has a 3 drink minimum? You’re going to need to do a lot of spanking while I consume all these beverages.Where did all the men go?!?!?! Too much hotness to handle?
Burned myselfWhere did all the men go?!?!?! Too much hotness to handle?
Teach you to not keep up!I've spent over an hour here, and I'm only just now getting to page 20!
Nice to meet you! I’m Bambi Marie, the current resident of your fantasies.Who's Bambi?![]()
Very firmAlways cook your pasta al dente'. The noodles should be firm to the touch.
Not everything always has to be firm to the touch to be good.Always cook your pasta al dente'. The noodles should be firm to the touch.
Told you not to bring fire into this..... you NEVER listen though.. though red heads are funBurned myself
Best things in life are FIRM to the touchAlways cook your pasta al dente'. The noodles should be firm to the touch.
I'm not saying that sounded a little too rehearsed...Not everything always has to be firm to the touch to be good.![]()
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Come on over and I’ll take the whole bottle!!!Excuses, excuses. There IS a pill for that, you know.
Do you have his number? This time I’m expecting the sausageFirst, call the pasta delivery man.
Not everything always has to be firm to the touch to be good.![]()
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Excuses, excuses. There IS a pill for that, you know.
Best things in life are FIRM to the touch![]()
Oh glad we speak the same language thenOoooh! Now you're speaking my language!![]()
I really need this second cup of coffee… I looked at this pic three times before I realized what I was seeing
This is also true!No, @clark_kent is right! I can think of some things that are better when they’re soft & wet![]()
Didn’t you see pasta?I really need this second cup of coffee… I looked at this pic three times before I realized what I was seeing![]()
The motion activated camera in the clock just kicked in.Wait! Look over there! Is that a pizza? *grabs Bambi and takes her into the other room while everyone's distracted*
Definelty no pill needed hereExcuses, excuses. There IS a pill for that, you know.
I think @LaisDeMarieDeFrance destroyed them all!The motion activated camera in the clock just kicked in.
You take pills too, do ya?Not everything always has to be firm to the touch to be good.![]()
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That’s one of the few things sexual I won’t do, but I have never heard it called porridge before… interesting.Damn Lais! What did gg do to piss in your porridge today?
Don’t worry, @Brianna_38 I’ll make them firm!Didn’t you see pasta?![]()
Can't forget about warm and ridgedWarm and slippery too!
Follows for scienceWait! Look over there! Is that a pizza? *grabs Bambi and takes her into the other room while everyone's distracted*