🔮 What are you doing right now? 🔮

[cheekygirl75]

First I misread cumin, now clock.
Need new specs.
(And, yes, I know what I posted in the Glasses thread.)

Or to wash your brain out with soap

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

C'mon, Sir Topham Hat, you run a railroad. You can afford to fly over to help. You keep tossing around the word drill for goodness sake.

She's the one who has talked about a drill, not me lol

 

[LikeableMe]

I breed laundry all the time.

Intentionally? How can I stop it happening unintentionally?

 

[gga]

She's the one who has talked about a drill, not me lol

She's pulling subliminal messaging on you.

 

[LikeableMe]

She's the one who has talked about a drill, not me lol

Did you disapprove?

 

[gga]

I breed laundry all the time.

Cumming in the sheets doesn't count.

 

[LikeableMe]

She's pulling subliminal messaging on you.

Don’t put thoughts in my head lol! I’m genuinely working on DIY

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Did you disapprove?

I mean if it's a drill you want, a drill the lady gets

 

[gga]

I thought you were the guy’s wingman, but apparently you’re mine

I just go where I'm needed.

 

[LikeableMe]

I mean if it's a drill you want, a drill the lady gets

Ah, I have a drill already!

 

[LikeableMe]

I just go where I'm needed.

So you see a need in me lol

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I just go where I'm needed.

Or where you're not needed

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Ah, I have a drill already!

Pfft fine I didn't wanna come help you anyway

 

[gga]

Ah, I have a drill already!

That's a vibrator.
You're just using it to, uh, drill.

 

[snap16]

Intentionally? How can I stop it happening unintentionally?

Stop looking at porn

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Relaxing after getting a workout with the delivery guys.

 

[pandaburr]

Bullshitting before a meeting. I’m boreduhh

 

[gga]

Bullshitting before a meeting. I’m boreduhh

More fun during the meeting.

 

[gga]

Relaxing after getting a workout with the delivery guys.

I saw that movie...
And 10 others just like it.

Pizza, mattress, door dash, FedEx, blah, blah blah.

 

[LikeableMe]

Stop looking at porn

Why would anyone do that?

 

[gga]

I saw that movie...
And 10 others just like it.

Pizza, mattress, door dash, FedEx, blah, blah blah.

That's all that was on my, umm, TV.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

That's all that was on my, umm, TV.

Since you've seen all that, I won't bother to tell you about what happened and how my mattress got destroyed. You really can't trust me around drivers, delivery or otherwise.

 

[LikeableMe]

Pfft fine I didn't wanna come help you anyway

Ah okay! My misunderstanding!

 

[LikeableMe]

That's a vibrator.
You're just using it to, uh, drill.

A drill between the legs is not recommended!

 

[gga]

Since you've seen all that, I won't bother to tell you about what happened and how my mattress got destroyed. You really can't trust me around drivers, delivery or otherwise.

Like it's hard to guess.