Long shot

[curvyjae]

I have plenty of “chat buddies” but I really need a “real” connection. One not based on how wet my panties are. I absolutely see the irony in asking for “friends” on an erotica discussion board BUT I’ve had it before from here. If we’re currently talking, don’t be all butt hurt. I enjoy you but I am looking for something super specific to fill my voids. If you’re still here then here it goes-

I am happily (mostly) married. He is a good guy. He gives me my space and we have a peaceful functional household. Why am I here you ask? The part that keeps me from being 100% happy is that we rarely have sex. When we do it’s done in five mins. It’s good. We both cum but there’s just nothing there. There’s minimal affection. Just obligatory going through the motions. AND I desperately miss good conversations. I want someone to get to know and let them know me. The real me. I enjoy that. And enjoy the flirting and building the want.

I am 37. Educated and employed. Tall bbw with dark curly hair and brown eyes. I love Harry Potter. I read and write for fun. I am a hot mess mix of city and country.

You: mature enough to hold a conversation but not old enough to be my father. Must be available to chat often. I do have my moments that I cannot but I am pretty much on all day And night off and on.

Bonus points for dark hair, taller than me (I am 5’8) and glasses.

I know I know. Dream on girl, but a girl can dream.

End note: I try to be polite but if you are over 50 or under 30 I likely won’t respond.

 

[KyleR215]

I have plenty of “chat buddies” but I really need a “real” connection. One not based on how wet my panties are. I absolutely see the irony in asking for “friends” on an erotica discussion board BUT I’ve had it before from here. If we’re currently talking, don’t be all butt hurt. I enjoy you but I am looking for something super specific to fill my voids. If you’re still here then here it goes-

I am happily (mostly) married. He is a good guy. He gives me my space and we have a peaceful functional household. Why am I here you ask? The part that keeps me from being 100% happy is that we rarely have sex. When we do it’s done in five mins. It’s good. We both cum but there’s just nothing there. There’s minimal affection. Just obligatory going through the motions. AND I desperately miss good conversations. I want someone to get to know and let them know me. The real me. I enjoy that. And enjoy the flirting and building the want.

I am 37. Educated and employed. Tall bbw with dark curly hair and brown eyes. I love Harry Potter. I read and write for fun. I am a hot mess mix of city and country.

You: mature enough to hold a conversation but not old enough to be my father. Must be available to chat often. I do have my moments that I cannot but I am pretty much on all day And night off and on.

Bonus points for dark hair, taller than me, and glasses.

I know I know. Dream on girl, but a girl can dream.

End note: I try to be polite but if you are over 50 or under 30 I likely won’t respond.

I will start with the basics and if you continue to read from there, at least you will be partially interested.

I am currently 48. I know that is close to your 50 limit but I do come in at just under. I don't know about the dark hair part as I am starting to gray a little but I do have some brown hair left on that scalp of mine. And as an extra bonus, I still have my hair. No balding. But being that I am approaching that half century mark, I do wear glasses, for reading, computer work, TV.... but not for distance. I can still shoot at a target far out and hit it. It might not be dead center at 50 yards, but it hits the rings on the bullseye.

I don't consider myself tall. At 5'7 I am about average. In colonial times, I would be a tall man.

I enjoy having someone to talk to on an ongoing basis. Sure, I like sex as much as the next person but having a connection, someone to talk with throughout the day and evening about other things is a plus.

I would be interested in being a candidate for consideration as you go through the multitude of requests and PM's that are sure to occupy your inbox and your thread.

 

[curvyjae]

Well while height doesn’t matter THAT much I am taller than you lol.

 

[Jakevillines]

Well while height doesn’t matter THAT much I am taller than you lol.

How did this not get blown up?

 

[curvyjae]

How did this not get blown up?

Because I’m looking for a real friend in an erotica site

 

[KyleR215]

Well while height doesn’t matter THAT much I am taller than you lol.

That much I figured.

Where I might lack height, I make up in personality

That's my story and I am sticking to it

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Damn bummed to come here and find out this thread was not about that Netflix doc.

 

[curvyjae]

Damn bummed to come here and find out this thread was not about that Netflix doc.

I’m full of disappointed so enjoy! Lol

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I’m full of disappointed so enjoy! Lol

Ha! Just messing around. Good luck to you.

 

[curvyjae]

Ha! Just messing around. Good luck to you.

Gracias senor!

 

[DroolinFool]

I’m full of disappointed so enjoy! Lol

Pssshhhht. Nobody can be disappointed with you, beautiful.

 

[curvyjae]

Pssshhhht. Nobody can be disappointed with you, beautiful.

Oh plenty are, Sir

 

[DroolinFool]

I never have been. Every facet is blindingly perfect.

 

[LonelyGuy1975]

Well, I'm 46, 5'8.5" tall, wear glasses (sending you a pic via PM). In somewhat of a similar situation as you. Will talk more via PM.

 

[Nirunn]

I have plenty of “chat buddies” but I really need a “real” connection. One not based on how wet my panties are. I absolutely see the irony in asking for “friends” on an erotica discussion board BUT I’ve had it before from here. If we’re currently talking, don’t be all butt hurt. I enjoy you but I am looking for something super specific to fill my voids. If you’re still here then here it goes-

I am happily (mostly) married. He is a good guy. He gives me my space and we have a peaceful functional household. Why am I here you ask? The part that keeps me from being 100% happy is that we rarely have sex. When we do it’s done in five mins. It’s good. We both cum but there’s just nothing there. There’s minimal affection. Just obligatory going through the motions. AND I desperately miss good conversations. I want someone to get to know and let them know me. The real me. I enjoy that. And enjoy the flirting and building the want.

I am 37. Educated and employed. Tall bbw with dark curly hair and brown eyes. I love Harry Potter. I read and write for fun. I am a hot mess mix of city and country.

You: mature enough to hold a conversation but not old enough to be my father. Must be available to chat often. I do have my moments that I cannot but I am pretty much on all day And night off and on.

Bonus points for dark hair, taller than me (I am 5’8) and glasses.

I know I know. Dream on girl, but a girl can dream.

End note: I try to be polite but if you are over 50 or under 30 I likely won’t respond.

Let's get the checks off from the start...
I'm 41, 5'10", black hair with a bit of gray on my temples, and in my beard. Have wore glasses most of my life.

I have a good job, but not very many friends. I'm married, but it's been a dead bedroom for many years now. I have traveled a little bit, but grew up with almost nothing.

Live in city, longing for the cabin life.

 

[cutcrystal]

I have plenty of “chat buddies” but I really need a “real” connection. One not based on how wet my panties are. I absolutely see the irony in asking for “friends” on an erotica discussion board BUT I’ve had it before from here. If we’re currently talking, don’t be all butt hurt. I enjoy you but I am looking for something super specific to fill my voids. If you’re still here then here it goes-

I am happily (mostly) married. He is a good guy. He gives me my space and we have a peaceful functional household. Why am I here you ask? The part that keeps me from being 100% happy is that we rarely have sex. When we do it’s done in five mins. It’s good. We both cum but there’s just nothing there. There’s minimal affection. Just obligatory going through the motions. AND I desperately miss good conversations. I want someone to get to know and let them know me. The real me. I enjoy that. And enjoy the flirting and building the want.

I am 37. Educated and employed. Tall bbw with dark curly hair and brown eyes. I love Harry Potter. I read and write for fun. I am a hot mess mix of city and country.

You: mature enough to hold a conversation but not old enough to be my father. Must be available to chat often. I do have my moments that I cannot but I am pretty much on all day And night off and on.

Bonus points for dark hair, taller than me (I am 5’8) and glasses.

I know I know. Dream on girl, but a girl can dream.

End note: I try to be polite but if you are over 50 or under 30 I likely won’t respond.

6 feet 3 check. Hair? What hair? Reading and writing check. Medium build. Harry Potter Check. English. Educated check. Former therapist until lockdowns destroyed my business. Photography. Supporting adults who have learning disabilities. Video. Wildlife conservation. Cinema. Music - used to play guitar in a band and write lyrics. Chat available yes check.

Oh... Shite!

Age? 62!

Well that fucks that then.

Gutted!

I wish you connection that suits. However be prepared for surprises. For sometimes what you had not considered bumps into you and makes your... Day, week, year... Life...

C

 

[curvyjae]

6 feet 3 check. Hair? What hair? Reading and writing check. Medium build. Harry Potter Check. English. Educated check. Former therapist until lockdowns destroyed my business. Photography. Supporting adults who have learning disabilities. Video. Wildlife conservation. Cinema. Music - used to play guitar in a band and write lyrics. Chat available yes check.

Oh... Shite!

Age? 62!

Well that fucks that then.

Gutted!

I wish you connection that suits. However be prepared for surprises. For sometimes what you had not considered bumps into you and makes your... Day, week, year... Life...

C

My dad isn’t even 62. Off course a Friendly chat is ok but it won’t go beyond that.

 

[Thedeciever69]

I’m 6’5, have glasses that I don‘t too much, and would like to get to know you a little more. I’m also in the Midwest.

 

[cutcrystal]

My dad isn’t even 62. Off course a Friendly chat is ok but it won’t go beyond that.

No worries I would not dream of wasting your time. You need it for that out of the blue surprise I sensed. Being psychic it really hit me that you were in for something you did not anticipate... I can "read" a photo and pow I know things. And that is what happened when I looked at your Avatar. And something about a shopping mall.
C

 

[Kenneth097]

I have plenty of “chat buddies” but I really need a “real” connection. One not based on how wet my panties are. I absolutely see the irony in asking for “friends” on an erotica discussion board BUT I’ve had it before from here. If we’re currently talking, don’t be all butt hurt. I enjoy you but I am looking for something super specific to fill my voids. If you’re still here then here it goes-

I am happily (mostly) married. He is a good guy. He gives me my space and we have a peaceful functional household. Why am I here you ask? The part that keeps me from being 100% happy is that we rarely have sex. When we do it’s done in five mins. It’s good. We both cum but there’s just nothing there. There’s minimal affection. Just obligatory going through the motions. AND I desperately miss good conversations. I want someone to get to know and let them know me. The real me. I enjoy that. And enjoy the flirting and building the want.

I am 37. Educated and employed. Tall bbw with dark curly hair and brown eyes. I love Harry Potter. I read and write for fun. I am a hot mess mix of city and country.

You: mature enough to hold a conversation but not old enough to be my father. Must be available to chat often. I do have my moments that I cannot but I am pretty much on all day And night off and on.

Bonus points for dark hair, taller than me (I am 5’8) and glasses.

I know I know. Dream on girl, but a girl can dream.

End note: I try to be polite but if you are over 50 or under 30 I likely won’t respond.

Heres another long shot hoping you'll reply. I'd be happy to get to know you and be your friend. I'm 33 6'1 dark hair, beard and have what's now called a dad bod lol love chatting about anything and everything. I live on a cattle ranch. Eagerly waiting to hear from you

 

[curvyjae]

I can’t decide if I like the new lit or not

 

[Luv2havfunWU]

I hear ya

 

[lanceGibs]

Old lit is like a memory of an Ex into whose pants you can not get get back into . You can just remember the good old times and may be jack/Jill off?

 

[Dribble]

 

[BoredAtHome71]

Hi Jae. 50, unhappily MWM from the north-central US. Sounds like I'm at the top of your range, but I'll risk it. I've had some good exchanges on Lit in the past, but sometimes life does get in the way of things, and I've been away more than here. Trying to get back more regularly and find some connections as well. I'm available on Kik if that interests you, or just sticking with PM for now would be fine as well. Good luck in your search.

I'm with you on the new Lit format...not used to it yet.