Are the horny women here?

Tried this once before and it was an epic fail.

Whatever. That was a huge success. You made it to 3 pages in record time! Everybody was having fun there except for you. Don’t be such a fun sucker this time around. :)

P.S. I’m horny 🙌

AND I have big tits!
 
Whatever. That was a huge success. You made it to 3 pages in record time! Everybody was having fun there except for you. Don’t be such a fun sucker this time around. :)

P.S. I’m horny 🙌

AND I have big tits!

I am no sucker. How horny and how big? Damn!!! Looks like I finally hooked one.
 
Whatever. That was a huge success. You made it to 3 pages in record time! Everybody was having fun there except for you. Don’t be such a fun sucker this time around. :)

P.S. I’m horny 🙌

AND I have big tits!
It’s ok, LW he’s the official Fun Sponge 🧽
😂

And she does have big tits haha
 
She said fun sucker!!
You want big tits and you’re no sucker??

Told you!! Fail number 2

Just accept failure 😂

You seem awfully happy about it don’t you sugar? Joke will be on you when I finally plow some hot chick with huge boobies.
 
You seem awfully happy about it don’t you sugar? Joke will be on you when I finally plow some hot chick with huge boobies.
Hahaha

What can I say!! I’m just a happy we soul with a sense of humour.
Seems yours has been misplaced.

Just be careful the hot chick with huge boobies isn’t actually a guy in his mammy’s basement!
 
It was funny over there ( not the skank part) it’s funny over here!! At least I have a bright spot in my gray, cloudy Ohio morning. Thank you. 😘
 
Hahaha

What can I say!! I’m just a happy we soul with a sense of humour.
Seems yours has been misplaced.

Just be careful the hot chick with huge boobies isn’t actually a guy in his mammy’s basement!

Why would you come here for humor? Does not seem like the place for it. All I want to do is hook up with chicks for hot sex. You do you though. Damn!
 
Why would you come here for humor? Does not seem like the place for it. All I want to do is hook up with chicks for hot sex. You do you though. Damn!
Ehhhh didn’t you know humour is attractive?
You have much to learn Mr Bandy.
Try Tinder, you might have better luck.
I mean, I can’t guarantee it but….

😂
 
It was funny over there ( not the skank part) it’s funny over here!! At least I have a bright spot in my gray, cloudy Ohio morning. Thank you. 😘

WTF is with the skank talk? Keep seeing this. Is there a busload here? Or is this another joke?
 
Ehhhh didn’t you know humour is attractive?
You have much to learn Mr Bandy.
Try Tinder, you might have better luck.
I mean, I can’t guarantee it but….

😂

Please stop. Get out of this here thread if you just want to joke around. Not cool one bit.
 
WTF is with the skank talk? Keep seeing this. Is there a busload here? Or is this another joke?

There is a bus load of something, my dear!! You sit tight you will find your horny, big titty princess. To “plow”!
 
Now that all the smart, funny, horny, big fitted, DTF women are here, we’re going to scoot you out the door and climb into bed together.

If you’d had a better sense of humor, we’d have let you watch from the chair.
 
Now that all the smart, funny, horny, big fitted, DTF women are here, we’re going to scoot you out the door and climb into bed together.

If you’d had a better sense of humor, we’d have let you watch from the chair.

Now Katie is here!!!!! Definitely all the horny women of Lit have arrived!!! Excellent.
 
Not funny. This place sucks. What is with all the inside jokes? Just a bunch of mean bullies. This is why me and ex-wife split.
 
Not funny. This place sucks. What is with all the inside jokes? Just a bunch of mean bullies. This is why me and ex-wife split.

I don’t think that’s it.

Dude. Lighten up. We’re just being silly.

What were you hoping would come from this post? Did you honestly believe piles of women were just waiting for anyone that possesses a penis to appear so we could all fall to our knees and worship it?

No one is being mean.
 
Now that all the smart, funny, horny, big fitted, DTF women are here, we’re going to scoot you out the door and climb into bed together.

If you’d had a better sense of humor, we’d have let you watch from the chair.

Cut it out. I don’t even like lesbians since I found out my ex was one. Get out of here.
 
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