5th June 2022. Street party.

hobbit.

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got leaflet through the door today from the neighbourhood watch mob advertising THEIR street party to mark the queens jubilee (not sure if it gets cancelled if Charles kills her with covid first though) they want idea, bunting, BBQs etc.

So im thinking of having a rival 'republik day' events such as throwing axes at mannequins dressed as the queen, pin the ears on prince/king charles (blindfolded children with nail guns), guess the weight of bobby sands when he died competition, the prince Andrew face painting tent, a mural made from human faeces dubbed on walls, the flags of some of republics made into bunting. Should be awesome.

Anyone else doing anything for the occasion? (excluding Ogg who might give his staff a day off)
 
Both events sound great, Hobbit, but I'm not planning anything. I might not be alive then.
 
performance alt aside, as ive said previously, get a fucking grip man.

I have survived two and a half years after the medics predicted my death. June? That's a long time to survive.

As Barry Cryer said in his last joke: I daren't buy a green banana and hope to be alive when it's ripe...
 
assuming that is a manequin, that would be ideal for my axe throwing element of the day.

I have survived two and a half years after the medics predicted my death. June? That's a long time to survive.

As Barry Cryer said in his last joke: I daren't buy a green banana and hope to be alive when it's ripe...

As Spike Milligan said ''i told you i wasnt well''

Bananas ripen best with other bananas, something to do with the gas they give off. surround yourself with bananas.
 
It would be nice if she lives...



We so enjoy y'all making a spectacle of yourselves. :cool:
 
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