Craving the give and take of attention...

[MissAshleyToYou]

Lit is always full of questions for me.

Why waste time? If you know you aren't what I'm looking for why message me at all? Just don't. I'm glad you liked my post. I get it you don't fall into what I want. Nooooo you wo t change my mind.

Why do good ones ghost me? What did they realize i didn't?

Why do guys turn it into only sexual talk after a couple days?..no longer interested in the daily how are yous.. whats happening or to further getting to know each other.

Why do older guys message me when I've been so specific on ages?

Why do guys message me but never try to get to know me? They don't seems all that interested in even knowing who I am? What was the point? Shit some dont even go for the sex? Its very confusing for me

Soooo...Why do I bother?

I guess I just hope there's that one. The one who has read my original request, and knows they are and want all the things I've asked for and who I am.

Let's do cliff notes in case you missed it.

I am not looking for a daddy.
I want long term. Daily good mornings good nights. Orgasms often. Busy day happen. I get it. But you better have an understanding I want to mean enough that you find time to let me know about your day.
I want someone with time for me
I want someone who craves attention and needs to give alot of it.
I want age specific. 25-45. I am towards the higher of these 2 numbers.
I want someone who can talk about the daily grind. All of it. Whatever it maybe. Work. Kids. Family. Sports. Movies..tv..
I want someone who can ask questions and lukes to answer questions.
I want someone who craves to give orgasms
I want someone who wants to give me their orgasms.
I want someone who needs someone in their life.. the good, the bad and the orgasmic.
Do I want an orgasm the first day we meet? Nope. Be fucking gentleman!!
I need someone available more than not.
I am east coast. Timing is everything

sarcastic, has time, giver, taker, craver.

Do you kik? You should kik!

Also do you share pics? Food. What you are doing? Of youuu! Also important.

Do I want to fall in love. maybe.
Am I married. I am. Are you? Doesn't matter

I feel we should have common ground.
I like movies. Tv shows. Sports.
I like dry humor. Serial killers. Cooking. Curse words. Alcohol

I donno. Did you read all of it? can you pleaseeeee read it again!
Were you thinking of messaging me to wish me luck? No need.
I thank you for the thought.

 

[tigger_lover]

Lit is always full of questions for me.

Why waste time? If you know you aren't what I'm looking for why message me at all? Just don't. I'm glad you liked my post. I get it you don't fall into what I want. Nooooo you wo t change my mind.

Why do good ones ghost me? What did they realize i didn't?

Why do guys turn it into only sexual talk after a couple days?..no longer interested in the daily how are yous.. whats happening or to further getting to know each other.

Why do older guys message me when I've been so specific on ages?

Why do guys message me but never try to get to know me? They don't seems all that interested in even knowing who I am? What was the point? Shit some dont even go for the sex? Its very confusing for me

Soooo...Why do I bother?

I guess I just hope there's that one. The one who has read my original request, and knows they are and want all the things I've asked for and who I am.

Let's do cliff notes in case you missed it.

I am not looking for a daddy.
I want long term. Daily good mornings good nights. Orgasms often. Busy day happen. I get it. But you better have an understanding I want to mean enough that you find time to let me know about your day.
I want someone with time for me
I want someone who craves attention and needs to give alot of it.
I want age specific. 25-45. I am towards the higher of these 2 numbers.
I want someone who can talk about the daily grind. All of it. Whatever it maybe. Work. Kids. Family. Sports. Movies..tv..
I want someone who can ask questions and lukes to answer questions.
I want someone who craves to give orgasms
I want someone who wants to give me their orgasms.
I want someone who needs someone in their life.. the good, the bad and the orgasmic.
Do I want an orgasm the first day we meet? Nope. Be fucking gentleman!!
I need someone available more than not.
I am east coast. Timing is everything

sarcastic, has time, giver, taker, craver.

Do I want to fall in love. maybe.
Am I married. I am. Are you? Doesn't matter

I feel we should have common ground.
I like movies. Tv shows. Sports.
I like dry humor. Serial killers. Cooking. Curse words. Alcohol

I donno. Did you read all of it?
Were you thinking of messaging me to wish me luck? No need.
I thank you for the thought.

Well said, hope you find what you are looking for

 

[LTMMC]

Some food for thought for you, MsAshley and DuckEggBlue

I wonder whether the two of you have given much thought to the mutuality aspect of mail-based relationships? Maybe you have, but maybe you have not.

Your long list of desires, MsAshley, leads me to think you are mainly interested in getting something out of what you search for.

 

[Loveitdady]

You have such a big long list...I would love to chat with you and try to fall into the category you want.. I am an older guy who loves a hot lady who enjoys sex and loves to chat about it. I could be your daily toy to chat and play with.. So if you want message me..

 

[Cleorge_Gooney]

Shit shit shit!!! 5 years too old

That's only 1,827 days.

I like to break the rules sometimes. Do you?

 

[MissAshleyToYou]

You have such a big long list...I would love to chat with you and try to fall into the category you want.. I am an older guy who loves a hot lady who enjoys sex and loves to chat about it. I could be your daily toy to chat and play with.. So if you want message me..

You have to be fucking kidding me... I fucking hate lit somedays

Shit shit shit!!! 5 years too old

That's only 1,827 days.

I like to break the rules sometimes. Do you?

besides your 1827 days you are roughly 5 hours ahead. Ill pass on both

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

Lit is always full of questions for me.

Why waste time? If you know you aren't what I'm looking for why message me at all? Just don't. I'm glad you liked my post. I get it you don't fall into what I want. Nooooo you wo t change my mind.

Because, even though I don't fit your criteria, I am a spectacularly attractive and special person who you will not be able to resist.
Also, because I don't actually read what you wrote. I see that you are a human being with female parts and, well, my penis takes over my brain from there.

Why do good ones ghost me? What did they realize i didn't?

Why do guys turn it into only sexual talk after a couple days?..no longer interested in the daily how are yous.. whats happening or to further getting to know each other.

Because we think with our penises.

Why do older guys message me when I've been so specific on ages?

Because you just don't realize how incredibly sexy us old guys are, and we can convert you.
Or because we don't read.

Why do guys message me but never try to get to know me? They don't seems all that interested in even knowing who I am? What
was the point? Shit some dont even go for the sex? Its very confusing for me

Hey, you are on a sex site. So, you must just want to get off. And since I'm a male, I have everything you really need!

Soooo...Why do I bother?

I guess I just hope there's that one. The one who has read my original request, and knows they are and want all the things I've asked for and who I am.

Let's do cliff notes in case you missed it.

I am not looking for a daddy.
I want long term. Daily good mornings good nights. Orgasms often. Busy day happen. I get it. But you better have an understanding I want to mean enough that you find time to let me know about your day.
I want someone with time for me
I want someone who craves attention and needs to give alot of it.
I want age specific. 25-45. I am towards the higher of these 2 numbers.
I want someone who can talk about the daily grind. All of it. Whatever it maybe. Work. Kids. Family. Sports. Movies..tv..
I want someone who can ask questions and lukes to answer questions.
I want someone who craves to give orgasms
I want someone who wants to give me their orgasms.
I want someone who needs someone in their life.. the good, the bad and the orgasmic.
Do I want an orgasm the first day we meet? Nope. Be fucking gentleman!!
I need someone available more than not.
I am east coast. Timing is everything

sarcastic, has time, giver, taker, craver.

Do I want to fall in love. maybe.
Am I married. I am. Are you? Doesn't matter

I feel we should have common ground.
I like movies. Tv shows. Sports.
I like dry humor. Serial killers. Cooking. Curse words. Alcohol

I donno. Did you read all of it?
Were you thinking of messaging me to wish me luck? No need.
I thank you for the thought.

So, I hope I've established that I have a dry fucking sense of humor. I'm not willing to become a serial killer to attract you. I'm a shitty cook, but I like to eat. And I really like to drink.

 

[Cleorge_Gooney]

besides your 1827 days you are roughly 5 hours ahead. Ill pass on both

Ahh well worth a try. I wish you good luck with your search

 

[Hipshot1554]

Stick to your guns Miss Ashley. You know what you want, so go for it.

 

[MissAshleyToYou]

Stick to your guns Miss Ashley. You know what you want, so go for it.

Oh that I do.

 

[RuneBlade]

Oh that I do.

Nice tits, wanna fuck?

 

[BBWSeekingSugarDaddy]

Lit is always full of questions for me.

Why waste time? If you know you aren't what I'm looking for why message me at all? Just don't. I'm glad you liked my post. I get it you don't fall into what I want. Nooooo you wo t change my mind.

Why do good ones ghost me? What did they realize i didn't?

Why do guys turn it into only sexual talk after a couple days?..no longer interested in the daily how are yous.. whats happening or to further getting to know each other.

Why do older guys message me when I've been so specific on ages?

Why do guys message me but never try to get to know me? They don't seems all that interested in even knowing who I am? What was the point? Shit some dont even go for the sex? Its very confusing for me

Soooo...Why do I bother?

I guess I just hope there's that one. The one who has read my original request, and knows they are and want all the things I've asked for and who I am.

Let's do cliff notes in case you missed it.

I am not looking for a daddy.
I want long term. Daily good mornings good nights. Orgasms often. Busy day happen. I get it. But you better have an understanding I want to mean enough that you find time to let me know about your day.
I want someone with time for me
I want someone who craves attention and needs to give alot of it.
I want age specific. 25-45. I am towards the higher of these 2 numbers.
I want someone who can talk about the daily grind. All of it. Whatever it maybe. Work. Kids. Family. Sports. Movies..tv..
I want someone who can ask questions and lukes to answer questions.
I want someone who craves to give orgasms
I want someone who wants to give me their orgasms.
I want someone who needs someone in their life.. the good, the bad and the orgasmic.
Do I want an orgasm the first day we meet? Nope. Be fucking gentleman!!
I need someone available more than not.
I am east coast. Timing is everything

sarcastic, has time, giver, taker, craver.

Do I want to fall in love. maybe.
Am I married. I am. Are you? Doesn't matter

I feel we should have common ground.
I like movies. Tv shows. Sports.
I like dry humor. Serial killers. Cooking. Curse words. Alcohol

I donno. Did you read all of it?
Were you thinking of messaging me to wish me luck? No need.
I thank you for the thought.

I’ve been on Lit for nearly 20 years, and I’m convinced this does not exist. You may find it temporarily, but it always fades.

I wish you all the luck, because I’ve always been searching for the exact same thing that you are.

 

[YourgirlfriendLaura]

Because, even though I don't fit your criteria, I am a spectacularly attractive and special person who you will not be able to resist.
Also, because I don't actually read what you wrote. I see that you are a human being with female parts and, well, my penis takes over my brains.



Because we think with our penises.



Because you just don't realize how incredibly sexy us old guys are, and we can convert you.
Or because we don't read.



Hey, you are on a sex site. So, you must just want to get off. And since I'm a male, I have everything you really need!



So, I hope I've established that I have a dry fucking sense of humor. I'm not willing to become a serial killer to attract you. I'm a shitty cook, but I like to eat. And I really like to drink.

On the nose and exactly what I imagine the Way Too Horny tell themselves.

 

[MissAshleyToYou]

I’ve been on Lit for nearly 20 years, and I’m convinced this does not exist. You may find it temporarily, but it always fades.

I wish you all the luck, because I’ve always been searching for the exact same thing that you are.

I know where you are coming from. I just keep my hopes up.

 

[theeonanist]

I know where you are coming from. I just keep my hopes up.

Don’t lose hope. He is out there somewhere. You’ve been specific with your needs, it’s a real shame that once again some of the men on lit display their mediocrity instead.

I’m rooting for you and everyone else searching for the right person

 

[PiccoloGattino]

…………………

 

[MMM_wms]

Lit is always full of questions for me.

Why waste time? If you know you aren't what I'm looking for why message me at all? Just don't. I'm glad you liked my post. I get it you don't fall into what I want. Nooooo you wo t change my mind.

Why do good ones ghost me? What did they realize i didn't?

Why do guys turn it into only sexual talk after a couple days?..no longer interested in the daily how are yous.. whats happening or to further getting to know each other.

Why do older guys message me when I've been so specific on ages?

Why do guys message me but never try to get to know me? They don't seems all that interested in even knowing who I am? What was the point? Shit some dont even go for the sex? Its very confusing for me

Soooo...Why do I bother?

I guess I just hope there's that one. The one who has read my original request, and knows they are and want all the things I've asked for and who I am.

Let's do cliff notes in case you missed it.

I am not looking for a daddy.
I want long term. Daily good mornings good nights. Orgasms often. Busy day happen. I get it. But you better have an understanding I want to mean enough that you find time to let me know about your day.
I want someone with time for me
I want someone who craves attention and needs to give alot of it.
I want age specific. 25-45. I am towards the higher of these 2 numbers.
I want someone who can talk about the daily grind. All of it. Whatever it maybe. Work. Kids. Family. Sports. Movies..tv..
I want someone who can ask questions and lukes to answer questions.
I want someone who craves to give orgasms
I want someone who wants to give me their orgasms.
I want someone who needs someone in their life.. the good, the bad and the orgasmic.
Do I want an orgasm the first day we meet? Nope. Be fucking gentleman!!
I need someone available more than not.
I am east coast. Timing is everything

sarcastic, has time, giver, taker, craver.

Do I want to fall in love. maybe.
Am I married. I am. Are you? Doesn't matter

I feel we should have common ground.
I like movies. Tv shows. Sports.
I like dry humor. Serial killers. Cooking. Curse words. Alcohol

I donno. Did you read all of it?
Were you thinking of messaging me to wish me luck? No need.
I thank you for the thought.

One piece of friendly advice to you, dear MATY. If you care to listen to a persona non grata here: Compare the substance of what people post here to the volume of their signature including their avatar picture.

And a second piece of advice also, regarding your ad: how about the idea of focusing on very few essential must-haves for you? They’ll be difficult enough to find, you know.

Otherwise: I wish you luck in your search.

 

[MissAshleyToYou]

One piece of friendly advice to you, dear MATY. If you care to listen to a persona non grata here: Compare the substance of what people post here to the volume of their signature including their avatar picture.

And a second piece of advice also, regarding your ad: how about the idea of focusing on very few essential must-haves for you? They’ll be difficult enough to find, you know.

Otherwise: I wish you luck in your search.

Lol ive been around lit for 17 years. Your advise is for yourself.

I know what is essential and it was posted.

 

[MissAshleyToYou]

I must tell you girls...
I know you girls wanted to know...

The guys didn't disappoint in laughs

Although 2 have stuck around for a bit. We shall see if one wants to be the guy.

I had a 1 total ghoster who said * I am no ghost*
As a pick up line

I had 3 or 4 who really had no availability

3 looking for a work wife (8-5ish) barely weekends

2 older than 50 and 3 older than 45 but under 50

1 who asked to be my daddy

1 who wanted me to be mommy

And there were a few who I had zero connection with.

I think I hit them all.

Sooooo thats what's out there.

 

[Herrera1997]

Want same

Hi I’m Nick. 562 659 5020

 

[MissAshleyToYou]

Want same

Hi I’m Nick. 562 659 5020

Want same what? You left your number? That's balls.
I'm not wasting text time on someone I don't know anything about


Do you know how many men have wanted the fucking same and made it 3 days talking to me.

 

[curvyjae]

I must tell you girls...
I know you girls wanted to know...

The guys didn't disappoint in laughs

Although 2 have stuck around for a bit. We shall see if one wants to be the guy.

I had a 1 total ghoster who said * I am no ghost*
As a pick up line

I had 3 or 4 who really had no availability

3 looking for a work wife (8-5ish) barely weekends

2 older than 50 and 3 older than 45 but under 50

1 who asked to be my daddy

1 who wanted me to be mommy

And there were a few who I had zero connection with.

I think I hit them all.

Sooooo thats what's out there.

Oh girl I feel your pain. Lit is a blessing and a curse. The ones you want to stay never do and the ones you want gone just keep showing up.

I wish you the best of luck and hope you find your guy.

 

[theeonanist]

Oh girl I feel your pain. Lit is a blessing and a curse. The ones you want to stay never do and the ones you want gone just keep showing up.

I wish you the best of luck and hope you find your guy.

A bit like life really.

 

[MissAshleyToYou]

Oh girl I feel your pain. Lit is a blessing and a curse. The ones you want to stay never do and the ones you want gone just keep showing up.

I wish you the best of luck and hope you find your guy.

So very true ❤

 

[SeymourBush]

I'm too old for you. But I still like you anyway