What’s your most controversial opinion?

Lol, switch gender roles here and listen to how that sounds.... ;)
Still perfect. I don’t have to speak to somebody I don’t really want to, I would be there if needed but I also get to be on my own by fucking off when they don’t want me.
 
Still perfect. I don’t have to speak to somebody I don’t really want to, I would be there if needed but I also get to be on my own by fucking off when they don’t want me.


Fair enough. So I take it you're not the morning reprisal and breakfast in bed type? ;)
 
I think In-N-Out burgers are grossly overrated.

And with the dick size driver's license idea, I'm thinking that people-watching is always an enjoyable pastime, but that would take the DMV to a whole new level.
 
It should be illegal for movie theaters to forbid their patrons from smuggling in their own snacks from home. If movie theater owners want to make a profit from their concession stands, they should think twice about the economics of charging $30 for a soda and a box of popcorn.


Ben
 
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Driver's licenses..... ok now I get it. That's funny, cause..driving..


I'll get the next joke in 10 years I'm sure.
 
I think the license plate on people's cars should be their cell phone number.
 
Fair enough. So I take it you're not the morning reprisal and breakfast in bed type? ;)
No lingering around here. For somebody I like a bit, it is do the deed and close the door on the way out! If I am not that fond of them, a quick knee trembler round the back of the pub is enough. If they have the cheek to say “thanks” or “bye” then it won’t be happening with them again.
 
Well we're talking about men, so it's a given that they're not. :rolleyes::D

And for the record, I had the same surgery as Gene Simmons (albeit for medical reasons). Even took a picture with him decades ago, both of us doing the tongue thing.

And practiced tying cherry stems into triple knots and "chewing" every fourth bite of my food by mashing it with my tongue instead of grinding with my teeth for a long, long time...

https://youtu.be/erqTFIpa1qw

Charlie said it best; "Well, my name's Johnny. And it might be a sin. But, I'll take that bet and you're gonna regret 'cause I'm the best that's ever been." :devil:
 
Charlie said it best; "Well, my name's Johnny. And it might be a sin. But, I'll take that bet and you're gonna regret 'cause I'm the best that's ever been." :devil:


That puts a whole new perspective on, "... sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done! "

:devil:
 
Controversial thought for today: Just because someone isn’t the worst person around, it doesn’t make them a good person either.

That’s like saying Ted Bundy isn’t a bad guy at all because he killed less people than Samuel Little

:rolleyes:
Or, just because a persona can play the role of an ass, doesn’t mean there isn’t a real decent person behind that
 
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