If you could make a rule for the day....

that anyone who tries to invent or impose rules should be put to the sword. clearly it would be optional to follow such voluntary guidelines.
 
all men over the age of 21 would have to show me their penis and i'd be allowed to take notes.
 
That there should be no posts by BoBo and his alts on that day.
 
Everyone must send me money.

Yes, that includes you, homeless beggars of Calcutta.
 
If I could make a rule for a day...

I wouldn't put forth the effort, because nobody bothers to read the rules anyway.
 
If my rule above would be obeyed, there would be no need for any other rules.
 
Ah... it's too bad that it would only be for one day.

My rule...

My rule would be that everyone has to follow my orders from now to eternity.
 
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Ask yourself. Each and every day:

"But what about NOT me?"


I understand that's a lot to ask. But it's just once a day.
 
No one kills a thread like I can.

Thread Killer, 42.

I'm like a fuckin tombstone, apparently ; P
 
Wanton debauchery with Las Vegas rules.
Repeat after me… what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas
;)
 
No stopping in the right lane at the light of you aren't turning right.
 
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