Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich

[sirhugs]

an argument in the dorm kitchen over do you put them on the same slice, or opposite slices of bread leads to a food fight, leads to licking each other clean....

 

[Zeb_Carter]

I currently put the peanut butter on one side of a slice and the jelly on the other side and fold it in half.

 

[sirhugs]

I currently put the peanut butter on one side of a slice and the jelly on the other side and fold it in half.

so if a gal smears each on one side of your erection...

 

[Zeb_Carter]

so if a gal smears each on one side of your erection...

She better hurry up and lick it off and do it the correct way. They all like the way it folds in my old age. Makes it twice as thick.

 

[Carnevil9]

You're both wrong. You put PB on both slices of bread, and then jelly on top of the PB on one slice. Then you slap them together.

If we are talking sex rather than food, well, then anything goes.

 

[sirhugs]

She better hurry up and lick it off and do it the correct way. They all like the way it folds in my old age. Makes it twice as thick.

thickness counts, in peanut butter and jelly and lovemaking.

 

[Abbafan]

I've never seen the appeal of food when it comes to these sorts of sexual situations. I seem to be in the minority on that though, looking at how popular combining food and sex is. Things like edible panties were created because there's a market, I guess. They never became that popular though, did they? Maybe it was too difficult to come up with a version that actually tasted all right.

This is one of those things that might be hotter in theory than practice. I remember a story about making a movie where a woman is covered in key areas with whip cream, but it started melting pretty quickly and it got kind of gross.

 

[Carnevil9]

I've never seen the appeal of food when it comes to these sorts of sexual situations. I seem to be in the minority on that though, looking at how popular combining food and sex is. Things like edible panties were created because there's a market, I guess. They never became that popular though, did they? Maybe it was too difficult to come up with a version that actually tasted all right.

This is one of those things that might be hotter in theory than practice. I remember a story about making a movie where a woman is covered in key areas with whip cream, but it started melting pretty quickly and it got kind of gross.

I remember a story about an inventor who came up with a chemical that made pussy juice taste like orange juice. He thought it would make him a fortune. But it didn't. It was a total bust in the marketplace.

But then he worked it around a bit, so that it made orange juice taste like pussy juice. And he made a fortune!!!

 

[sirhugs]

I've never seen the appeal of food when it comes to these sorts of sexual situations. I seem to be in the minority on that though, looking at how popular combining food and sex is. Things like edible panties were created because there's a market, I guess. They never became that popular though, did they? Maybe it was too difficult to come up with a version that actually tasted all right.

This is one of those things that might be hotter in theory than practice. I remember a story about making a movie where a woman is covered in key areas with whip cream, but it started melting pretty quickly and it got kind of gross.

just needed more tongues licking it off more quickly I guess

 

[nonverbalcommunication]

an argument in the dorm kitchen over do you put them on the same slice, or opposite slices of bread leads to a food fight, leads to licking each other clean....

Or a discussion of the merits of sliced banana and peanut butter gets really heated when one of the girls suggests a "fun use" for the banana before it gets sliced.

Then all the guys want to try the sandwich after the banana gets sliced up.

It could be told in the style of 'If you give a Moose a Muffin' by Laura Numeroff...

"If a big hungry moose comes to visit, you might give him a muffin to make him feel at home. If you give him a muffin, he'll want some jam to go with it. If you give him some jam..."

 

[sirhugs]

Or a discussion of the merits of sliced banana and peanut butter gets really heated when one of the girls suggests a "fun use" for the banana before it gets sliced.

Then all the guys want to try the sandwich after the banana gets sliced up.

It could be told in the style of 'If you give a Moose a Muffin' by Laura Numeroff...

"If a big hungry moose comes to visit, you might give him a muffin to make him feel at home. If you give him a muffin, he'll want some jam to go with it. If you give him some jam..."

If you give a Moose a Muffin sounds like a Canadian take off on If You Give a Mouse a Cookie, which I must have read 1000 times with my kids.

I see they are by the same author .Everybody is doing sequels. Maybe the banana could be the sequel to the jelly?