merry christmas from 'faux' news

[rae121452]

this was part of my fox newsfeed this morning. i'm still chuckling, hope you find it as amusing as i did.


Celebrating Christmas and Baby Jesus can bring peace and joy, no matter life's challenges
Fri, 24 Dec 2021 14:00:28 GMT
As soon as I looked at the tiny plastic Nativity scene, I was deeply touched by the smiling face of that little Baby Jesus. Something about it instantly...

Christmas without Rush Limbaugh
Fri, 24 Dec 2021 13:00:39 GMT
This is our first Christmas without Rush Limbaugh, and for millions of us it is a terrible void....

Christmas means God has a dog in our fight
Fri, 24 Dec 2021 12:00:46 GMT
The days leading up to Christmas—even in the midst of a pandemic—are a blur of social and commercial activity....

 

[Rotadom]

"My faith lies in plastic baby Jesus!" "Praise China!"

 

[WillJ8787]

"My faith lies in plastic baby Jesus!" "Praise China!"

Glow in the dark....this way Jesus is always present day or night so no hanky panky occurs.

Maybe this is why Conservatives are such shits...no nookie, no masturbating, no relief!

Sounds like a mostly peaceful Protest them...

No nookie, no masturbation, no relief!!!!

 

[phrodeau]

https://www.truthorfiction.com/ezoimgfmt/i.imgur.com/BExUQJJ.png?ezimgfmt=rs:510x284/rscb14/ng:webp/ngcb14

 

[rae121452]

'plastic baby jesus' would be a great name for a punk rock band, if there still are such things.

and nothing says christmas like rush limbaugh.

 

[Rotadom]

'plastic baby jesus' would be a great name for a punk rock band, if there still are such things.

and nothing says christmas like rush limbaugh.

To be fair Rush is dead like Jesus and also speaks to the ill informed from the grave.

 

[pecksniff]

"I don't care if it rains or freezes
"Long as I got my plastic Jesus
"Sittin' on the dashboard of my car . . ."

 

[WillJ8787]

Bigly chuckles ...some darn good posts here!