As the White House Turns

[Champakian]

It' a wonderful show, topped only by the fictional Truman Show,
but this is a real-life sitcom worthy of, whatever awards are
currently in fashion with the Hollywood elite-types, like
Whoopie and Alec Baldwin (not his brother Billy!).

It stars Joe Biden as a pleasantly befuddled Jimmy Stewart,
and Kamala Harris as a ruthless, sweaty Dick Nixon.

Watch them as they spend recklessly with glee
and turn the military into a Gay Pride parade!

Cameos by the lovable Winnie the Xi and
the one and only Putin on the Ritz!

Rotten Tomatoes says: 4 Stars!

Break a leg!

 

[Champakian]

No wonder the Left's mantra this morning is

"Oh, Manchin, Manchin, Manchin...

"​

 

[AlterErgo]

Chauncey Gardner

 

[Bud_Spencer]

Not to worry, Biden is making noises about implementing Build Back Bolshie through regulation.

 

[ShyBiGuy954]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/1d64bd53f3c2d91b54c955280e3e3251/c2c3f84009ac9b65-d5/s640x960/1634624b2438b5c5ecb05993de2a0bc7c0294fd5.png

 

[Rotadom]

It' a wonderful show, topped only by the fictional Truman Show,
but this is a real-life sitcom worthy of, whatever awards are
currently in fashion with the Hollywood elite-types, like
Whoopie and Alec Baldwin (not his brother Billy!).

It stars Joe Biden as a pleasantly befuddled Jimmy Stewart,
and Kamala Harris as a ruthless, sweaty Dick Nixon.

Watch them as they spend recklessly with glee
and turn the military into a Gay Pride parade!

Cameos by the lovable Winnie the Xi and
the one and only Putin on the Ritz!

Rotten Tomatoes says: 4 Stars!

Break a leg!

Leave the humor to people who are actually clever.

 

[YDB95]

Yeah, there's a reason why right-wingers don't do comedy.

 

[pecksniff]

Yeah, there's a reason why right-wingers don't do comedy.

And they always fail when they try. Remember Mallard Fillmore?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Leave the humor to people who are actually clever.

Yeah, there's a reason why right-wingers don't do comedy.

And they always fail when they try. Remember Mallard Fillmore?

It's a sloppy and desperate daily morning performance, but not to worry.

As long as AJ keeps the open bar running, he'll always have an audience for the one-act stage show that even the critics with company-comped tickets didn't bother reviewing!

https://c.tenor.com/6TcA9vRym4MAAAAM/laugh-mock.gif

 

[YDB95]

And they always fail when they try. Remember Mallard Fillmore?

Only too well!

 

[Philthy_Phil]

Leave the humor to people who are actually clever.

Right? He should go back to stocking shelves.

 

[pecksniff]

It really is strange how there are no funny RW comedians, cartoonists or humorists. The only one I can think of is P.J. O'Rourke, and he has not been very funny since his National Lampoon days. Dennis Miller seems to have lost his sense of humor the moment he turned conservative. The editorial cartoonists one sometimes sees in RW magazines are so lame it's embarrassing.

 

[Champakian]

I love the squealing of stuck pigs in the morning.


Hey guys, time to put on your lipstick.

Lip-schtick...

 

[LukSkyFokker]

I love the squealing of stuck pigs in the morning.

Your mail-order bride hittin' the buffet a little too often, eh.

 

[Rightguide]

And they always fail when they try. Remember Mallard Fillmore?

Bill Burr does a pretty good job of shitting on most of your golden calves.

 

[Rotadom]

Bill Burr does a pretty good job of shitting on most of your golden calves.

Bill Burr Tears Into Florida Governor: ‘F**king Piece Of S**t Politicians’

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/en...of-st-politicians_uk_611248f7e4b0710ba2dfcfc3

And he votes independent.

 

[Rightguide]

Bill Burr Tears Into Florida Governor: ‘F**king Piece Of S**t Politicians’

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/en...of-st-politicians_uk_611248f7e4b0710ba2dfcfc3

And he votes independent.

He tears into feminism, wokeism, beta males, social media, and liberal agenda items as well.

 

[Rotadom]

He tears into feminism, wokeism, beta males, social media, and liberal agenda items as well.

when did he tear into the "Liberal agenda" specifically? The others he should tear into.

 

[RoryN]

[Bill Burr] tears into feminism, wokeism...

Fun bump!

Bill Burr Says Fires Back at ‘Horrible’ Conservatives Bashing Him as ‘Woke’: ‘They’re Racists’ and ‘Cowards’

https://variety.com/2025/tv/news/bi...E_W8iS9FFCT8R8Vcxs_aem_mxA6zkiNsA2zR8sQBUMbxw

 

[John_von_Neumann]

Damn. I saw OP and thought for a moment that AJ had slithered back onto the PB.

 

[Hel_Books]

Speaking of the White House:

White House announces new $200M ballroom as part of Trump’s latest makeover of ‘The People’s House’

Imagine how $200 million could help all the people Trump is depriving of Medicaid coverage!

 

[Bray123]

https://imgur.com/rkMWQKx

 

[RobDownSouth]

Damn. I saw OP and thought for a moment that AJ had slithered back onto the PB.

Same here. At this point, I've got to believe AJ has finally made that long overdue "Trail of Tears" to his happy hunting ground where he can lecture Skyfather on what the omniscent one is doing wrong.

I can only hope his passing was long, drawn out and especially painful.

Drowning with his own bodily fluids filling his lungs, something along those lines.

He will not be missed, nor likely remembered for long (not unlike the right wing poster Garbage Can, who had something like a quarter million posts and nobody knew he'd died until his Playground cyber coochie told us three months after he passed).

Good riddance to situational white trash.

 

[Rotadom]

"I have no idea why I'm here or what we're supposed to do."

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1934594914047829

Neither do most of the morons in that building, L.T.

 

[Rightguide]

Speaking of the White House:

White House announces new $200M ballroom as part of Trump’s latest makeover of ‘The People’s House’

Imagine how $200 million could help all the people Trump is depriving of Medicaid coverage!

Except it isn't being paid for with taxpayer money, only private donations.