The DB Cooper mystery has been solved!

[Brains_N_Boobs]

The DB Cooper mystery has been solved!

Yes it is a very long video, but considering the story has been 50 years in the making...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UuRpW8wdVA

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

That video is almost 3 hours long. Can you sum up?

 

[thør]

That video is almost 3 hours long. Can you sum up?

Three sentences max, please.

 

[Brains_N_Boobs]

That video is almost 3 hours long. Can you sum up?

The story of DB Cooper is over fifty years old.

The man that produced the video spent more than twenty years solving the mystery.

And here you are unwilling to invest less than three hours of your own time?

If you must, then start watching about 90 minutes into the video.

 

[Brains_N_Boobs]

Three sentences max, please.

So sorry. NOT! That was four sentences.

 

[water_moutina]

Someone please summarize the video into a meme

 

[Brains_N_Boobs]

Someone please summarize the video into a meme

https://64.media.tumblr.com/a7eb5b58b4a01fdf4763599a9a645443/3f2fd8d2fb6e6c00-61/s540x810/99d857b4531bece4ed970de606125109e23b3f37.gifv

 

[tmmmbrrr]

that works
Thanks!

 

[Brains_N_Boobs]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/e8aed501cae461bfc78d0e1e5ae15586/3f2fd8d2fb6e6c00-f3/s540x810/0acbccd6665543d12bea88c2e2cb7088b03086e3.gifv

 

[Treeview]

Total clickbait attention getting.Nothing new on the DB Cooper front.

Ask Google and Wiki

 

[Champakian]

The story of DB Cooper is over fifty years old.

The man that produced the video spent more than twenty years solving the mystery.

And here you are unwilling to invest less than three hours of your own time?

If you must, then start watching about 90 minutes into the video.

Yes. It's not the true story.

D.B.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

I heard that DB Cooper was Jimmy Hoffa. Find one and you'll find the other.

 

[pecksniff]

https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/6/6d/d_b_cooper.png

'Why on Earth would someone commit air piracy just to finance a terrible movie decades later?' 'People are very strange these days.'

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Without watching more than two minutes of this I can guarantee you that nobody has solved anything.

 

[Brains_N_Boobs]

Here is a little teaser for all you "Time Cowards"...



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lB5xcpsAZ-Y

 

[Brains_N_Boobs]

Total clickbait attention getting.Nothing new on the DB Cooper front.

Ask Google and Wiki

Without watching more than two minutes of this I can guarantee you that nobody has solved anything.

Just thought I would quote the naysayers, so that everyone will have an opportunity to point and laugh at them at a later date.

 

[pecksniff]

https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/d/dd/forest_walk.png

The only other person to walk by was a linguist back in the 80s, but she just spent a while dissecting the phrase 'help me down' before getting distracted by a squirrel and wandering off.

 

[Not Normal]

Without watching more than two minutes of this I can guarantee you that nobody has solved anything.

The FBI closed the case a few years ago.

 

[toeskr]

You post some good stuff.

This was not your finest moment.

 

[Champakian]

Sometimes a bunt is just as good as a home run.

 

[Philthy_Phil]

I thought I had the moron OP on iggy.

Time to fix that.

 

[Brains_N_Boobs]

I thought I had the moron OP on iggy.

Time to fix that.

Looks like you got Bitch Slapped yet again!

"And down goes Frasier-PhilthyPhil!"

Over and out! Like a light! Sleep tight!


https://forgifs.com/gallery/d/264088-2/Fight-double-KO-ambidextrous.gif

 

[Champakian]

... hit every woman like a sock on the jaw...

 

[BrokenBarbie]

Many believe it was a man named Walter Reca, who passed away a few years ago.

 

[Champakian]

I'm still alive.