Remedy (ya see?)

[46n2]

I’m fuckin here to bring Sexy back, got it?

So that means we kick all these knee-jerk and shitty 6-plus pages to the curb and top page all the gems that are lost. Got it?

Do your part, grind it out. Top a reply and have it witnessed. Go find something beautiful. Put a name on the unknown.


I just found out that it’s the 23rd ANNIVERSARY of Literotica itself, 40 days ago. Did you know that?! Isn’t that magnificent?

It is.

Fuck with that for 6 pages and then we can maybe move on (was buried on page 4 with hardly any response and that's. just. not. right. I'm absolutely offended by that and can we spray paint so on a sidewalk somewhere?)


Get. Better.

 

[rae121452]

I’m fuckin here to bring Sexy back, got it? .

let us know when sexy gets here. in the meantime, hold your breath till then.

 

[46n2]

I can't be sexy holding my breath for that long, bro.

But I do love your pride in penmanship.

 

[rae121452]

"pride in penmanship"? is that some kind of kinky shit i don't know about?

 

[46n2]

Yeah, dude.

There might be a lot you don't know about.

Have you not yet spelled your name in the sand? Begin with that and then, like an onion, we progress beyond what previously felt impossible.

Before you know it, you'll begin spewling sentences with a capital letter when attempting to insult other posters. It will be bliss, bro. I assure you.

You can get there.

Just keep working your short fingers on the ePeen, okay?

I believe in you, man.

Work. Work. Work.

 

[rae121452]

(snore)