My hand ain't enough no more

[46n2]

Can anyone help me stop fucking my hand?

It's absolutely more than a bit bothersome at this point.

I took it to the neighbor and she screamed at me, "No I can't help with that. My daughter is right..." and as I walked over at the daughter I got shouted down some more, "You can't fuck my daughter!!"

I wasn't trying to fuck the daughter for christ sakes, I was only bringing it over there for her to look at. It felt like maybe, cuz that waz, I mean... anyway, whatever...

The problem persists.

I wake up in the morning. Could pretty much carry the cup around without any extra assistance. Then it's drink the morning coffee, yada yada... try not to fuck the hand.

I could take it to the Dentist. That might help. Fuckin... threaten me with a root canal of sorts, that might work. Otherwise. Just. You know.

Lookin around for someone to notice my problem...

Are you the generous type?

<Hard dick here. Problematic.

 

[ArtisticControl]

dick here. Problematic.

Got that right.

 

[46n2]

C'mon man, where has the fuckin humor on this board gone?

I know, I know, everyone is now expected to take themselves all FAR too seriously to allow for any inane carryings on.

No wonder my pecker's upset ; P

 

[YourgirlfriendLaura]

At least, you are in a loving, sexual relationship!
It is a common Lit problem to want sex more then your partner...yuck, yuck...

QUOTE=46n2;94520432]C'mon man, where has the fuckin humor on this board gone?

I know, I know, everyone is now expected to take themselves all FAR too seriously to allow for any inane carryings on.

No wonder my pecker's upset ; P[/QUOTE]

 

[Series 6]

Is your hand complaining?

 

[46n2]

At least, you are in a loving, sexual relationship!
It is a common Lit problem to want sex more then your partner...yuck, yuck...

Absolutely. My cock loves my hand and vice versa. A complete and thorough understanding, while retaining an ongoing and ever-growing thirst for more.

Plus, whenever an argument occurs - its always for the best (if you know what I mean).

PS I hope your situation improves. Just remember, it’s always within your grasp.

 

[YourgirlfriendLaura]

An argument is always for the best? Ooohhhh, are you talking hot make up sex?
Have you ever tied your your hand up? It adds spice to a faltering love life! Or you can role play... Pretend it is a foot that wants it's toes to be slutz.


QUOTE=46n2;94546029]Absolutely. My cock loves my hand and vice versa. A complete and thorough understanding, while retaining an ongoing and ever-growing thirst for more.

Plus, whenever an argument occurs - its always for the best (if you know what I mean).

PS I hope your situation improves. Just remember, it’s always within your grasp.[/QUOTE]

 

[46n2]

An argument is always for the best? Ooohhhh, are you talking hot make up sex?

No. I wasn't. I meant when an argument occurs between my stiff dick and a conveniently nearby hand, that's not a problem. We work it out.

But turning things back to you? I can hear a burning there. Whatever situation you're in? Get out of it. It's not enough. Clearly.

And I'm honestly a little frightened by how clear that is. But I will say this, that thing you said about the toes? I'm not a foot guy at all. But that's fucking hawt! Good on ya. Go with it.

 

[YourgirlfriendLaura]

Did I offend? I thought we were joking around here....I meant no insults to you or your hand, I had thought you wanted someone to kid around with.....just a joke.
Good luck!


QUOTE=46n2;94550689]No. I wasn't. I meant when an argument occurs between my stiff dick and a conveniently nearby hand, that's not a problem. We work it out.

But turning things back to you? I can hear a burning there. Whatever situation you're in? Get out of it. It's not enough. Clearly.

And I'm honestly a little frightened by how clear that is. But I will say this, that thing you said about the toes? I'm not a foot guy at all. But that's fucking hawt! Good on ya. Go with it.[/QUOTE]

 

[YourgirlfriendLaura]

What is clear? I'm so confused! I simply thought you would appreciate some sarcastic banter in the vein of your advert. I see you do not like me....but I frightened you? Huh?...wow, I am so thrown off....


QUOTE=46n2;94550689]No. I wasn't. I meant when an argument occurs between my stiff dick and a conveniently nearby hand, that's not a problem. We work it out....

But turning things back to you? I can hear a burning there. Whatever situation you're in? Get out of it. It's not enough. Clearly.

And I'm honestly a little frightened by how clear that is. But I will say this, that thing you said about the toes? I'm not a foot guy at all. But that's fucking hawt! Good on ya. Go with it.[/QUOTE]

 

[YourgirlfriendLaura]

Ok, now I am curious. What was the appropriate yet humor filled response, I should have said?.....
And for the record, I liked ya.

 

[Chillygirl]

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