Friday is for the perverts- come chat with me (32/F)

[Soma99]

I’m only willing to put in about 40% effort at work today, so send me a message and I’ll be happy to chat.

I’m happy to talk about most things that may float your boat, but if your bored and want to talk but don’t know what about here are some possible topics:

1- best gift you have ever got or are hoping to get- don’t give me some story about the best gift you ever GAVE- I’m terrible at giving gifts and don’t want to hear about how much better you are than me

2- a time you got caught masturbating or looking at something dirty

3- the best tv show YOU have watched this year. Not that came out this year, we are not slaves to corporate release calendars, what is the best show you watched this year.

4- blowjobs, sure, I’ll chat blowjobs I know that’s what you perverts want!

I do have to give my 40% so I may be a little slow responding but I’ll get there!

PS- I do keep my chat here, I know it isn’t the best system but my sweet third grade teacher who was very nice to me when I got glasses would be very disappointed to find out I had multiple apps on my phone for dirty talk with internet strangers so I can’t do that.

 

[Soma99]

Good to know guys on lit can’t eat lunch and chat- the messages really Slowed down as we got toward lunch time! Come on perverts, I gave you the chat topics!

 

[ShaneoD]

Good to know guys on lit can’t eat lunch and chat- the messages really Slowed down as we got toward lunch time! Come on perverts, I gave you the chat topics!

Sometimes it's not just lunch that slows us down

 

[RickTango]

Good to know guys on lit can’t eat lunch and chat- the messages really Slowed down as we got toward lunch time! Come on perverts, I gave you the chat topics!

Or we are too busy thinking about blowjobs LOL

 

[Soma99]

Good to know guys on lit can’t eat lunch and chat- the messages really Slowed down as we got toward lunch time! Come on perverts, I gave you the chat topics!

I take this all back- I tried to chat while I ate and I’m pretty sure the General Tso’s sauce is not going to come out of my sweater

 

[water_moutina]

Wait. Only fridayis for perverts?

I should start behaving other days now

 

[hairball18]

I take this all back- I tried to chat while I ate and I’m pretty sure the General Yao’s sauce is not going to come out of my sweater

Usually it is other sauce.

 

[RickTango]

I take this all back- I tried to chat while I ate and I’m pretty sure the General Yao’s sauce is not going to come out of my sweater

Time to take off the sweater….

 

[Soma99]

Heading home now- that was a really fun way to pass the day- hope to be on again sometimes this weekend!

 

[ElliottEden]

Blowjobs. I'll sing the body electric about blowjobs.

It was years and years and years ago.

A girlfriend.

In her bed. In her parents house. That anxiety added so much to the pleasure.

She spent so much time - she loved teasing, and kissing, and sucking my cock. My cumming? That was okay - but all the rest leading up to that? So much better!

I was a gentleman. I always made sure she came first - loved eating her pussy, fingering her, making her cum, watching her lovely O face.

Then it would be my turn.

My god. That time - when I finally orgasmed? It hurt - it was overwhelming.