Happy December 5th

[Modern_drunkard]

It’s National Repeal Day! So enjoy it you fucking drunks. It also happens to be Large Marge’s birthday.


https://peewee.com/wp-content/uploads/Large-Marge-memoriam.jpg

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Here for this.

Yeah you drinking with me today?

 

[Modern_drunkard]

I’m going to have mimosas in a hot minute.
Maybe I’ll watch Pee Wee.

I am making bloody marys and gonna watch Bucs football.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Maybe I’ll have that, instead. The vodka is in the freezer.

Cheers!

 

[Modern_drunkard]

No olives?

They’re down in there.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

That looks good. I’m having one after Stomp the Yard ends. (Don’t judge. They cute.)

Whats that?

 

[Modern_drunkard]

D grade MTV movie from 20 years ago.
https://youtu.be/VCCavlYz7AA

Oh yeah dude…. heard of it. Just had to boot kid from watching Home Alone so I could watch game.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

I don’t have celery. This could pose a problem.

I have been going pickle or okra spear instead of celery forever.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

I have pickles.

I like those Boars Head dill spears and go thru a jar a week. Already finished my Mary…going to switch to beer. Probably some hazy.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

https://i.imgur.com/pQDgaZD.jpg

Hell yeah. Heavy on the horseradish. Cute pup too.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

She’s a good girl. She’s always on top of me. That’s why my finger is up. I was saying Noooooooo!

On top of you mmmmm

 

[hotoldrguy]

It’s National Repeal Day! So enjoy it you fucking drunks. It also happens to be Large Marge’s birthday.


https://peewee.com/wp-content/uploads/Large-Marge-memoriam.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPMSGTfK4Aw

 

[Modern_drunkard]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPMSGTfK4Aw

Yeah that. That is classic shit!