Hump Day Dreams...

BiscuitHammer

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Biscuit's log, Stardate 99516.09. Had a weird dream where Lit had joined the meta craze. Every room in the forum was now it's own virtual space you could interact in with an avatar more or less based on you.

My avatar was wearing my 'Pink Freud- Dark Side Of Your Mom' t-shirt and my long hair was always flowing in an inexplicable breeze. I was sitting in a Viking chair, talking with other authors while drinking mead, but we would be interruptedby the occasional rampaging discharge of incels, or come under attack by Smut-Zulus.

Chloe was armed to the teeth.

Simon and EB were stuck in a round room together and if anyone opened the door, their face melted off because of the wall of contentious sound that came out.

The Author's Hangout was more or less a giant room surrounded by balconies and even gantries with endless numbers of books, each one of them a story we had yet to finish.

The website itself was basically a street market at night, mostly pleasant and quaint, with erotic symbology and images everywhere. The categories were all clearly marked along the street, so readers knew where to look.

I/T showed silhouettes of a male and female and a kid with three arms and two heads was standing between them.

Lesbian showed a silhouette of two women tribbing. (Duh)

Humor/Satire showed a laughing mask with a dick in its mouth.

Fantasy/Sci-fi had a silhouette of a hot, busty android, and a hypersexualized anime catgirl.

N-C was a ballgag and a whip...

You get the idea.

Anyhoo, if you selected an author's story to read, you literally picked up a book and opened it, in which case you had access to the text. Authors were all listed alphabetically and with a small symbol system about their scores and ratings and followers.

Random events seemed to shake the entire place up occasionally (no idea what that was meant to symbolize), and the algorithm saw to it that the bookshelves were updating constantly.

So yes, that's where my mind went last night after I'd fallen asleep.

Yes, I had four glasses of absinthe before I'd laid my head on the pillow.

I really need my laptop fixed so I can start writing again, clearly the deficit is wearing on me... 😖

Thought I'd share.

I also oughta write this idea out as a story somehow. Stardate 99516.13
 
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Well, you certainly take your tag line to heart :D

I like the idea. Definitely a story there.
 
Thought I'd share.
I also oughta write this idea out as a story somehow. Stardate 99516.13

This needs to be a story.

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Fantasy/Sci-fi had a silhouette of a hot, busty android, and a hypersexualized anime catgirl.

N-C was a ballgag and a whip...

My Geek Pride story had a real catgirl :D. But that was in First Time (which was, accurate enough, but SF&F might've been better :rolleyes:.

As to N-C, this whole dream is the offspring that chews its way out of the womb after Facebook's Metaverse and Literotica drunkenly fuck in a radiation bath liberally polluted by PCBs and dioxins. So, can the ballgag be in Zuckerberg's mouth and the whip be employed, well...

So yes, that's where my mind went last night after I'd fallen asleep.
Yes, I had four glasses of absinthe before I'd laid my head on the pillow.

Enquiring minds need to know. Green or red absinthe? (My favorite is Corsair Artisan Distillery's Red Absinthe.

And. Full ritual? Sugar? Spoon? Water?

Or were you just chugging it by the end?

P.S. Years back, had a bunch of people over for dinner. We had a liquor cabinet and I was busy doing a big BBQ for everyone so just told a couple of folks 'help yourself, whatever looks good.' They found my Corsair Artisan Red Absinthe. They did work out to cut it with a bit of water, but had already chugged a couple of glasses before I found them. They were... toasted.
 
BH, be very careful with that Star Trek parody stuff. The purists will hate it and everyone else will think it is funny. The comments will run the gamete from pissed to hilarious. The score will be in the toilet but who cares. I got that damned story out of my mind.

Even I laugh when I brows the comments. ;)
 
BH, be very careful with that Star Trek parody stuff. The purists will hate it and everyone else will think it is funny. The comments will run the gamete from pissed to hilarious. The score will be in the toilet but who cares. I got that damned story out of my mind.

Even I laugh when I brows the comments. ;)

I worked on Star Trek, so I'm allowed my moments. And I am fluent in both binary and stardates (and Klingon), so I feel okay with using them. I own a very sharp bat'leth (carbon steel, but I tell people it's bakonite), and if people bitch, well, they can become my practice dummies.

I once wrote a Star Trek/ Warhammer 40k crossover, that was fun.
 
Enquiring minds need to know. Green or red absinthe? (My favorite is Corsair Artisan Distillery's Red Absinthe.

And. Full ritual? Sugar? Spoon? Water?

Or were you just chugging it by the end?

I had four Death In The Afternoons, the drink Hemingway invented. A shot of Pernod fils in a champagne glass, top with champagne. One of my characters in the Alexaverse (Karen) loves that drink.

Absinthe was never actually banned in Canada because it was never terribly popular, so it flew under that radar and avoided the Temperance Movement. So the good stuff can indeed be acquired. There's even a few decent local varieties now, with thujone intact to the legal limit.

Yeah, four of those and I felt not bad. 🥴
 
Lol. Now Simon will be collecting their whole back catalogue ;).

I have a sizeable collection of metal/rock parody shirts. And just nerd shirts in general.

One of my characters in the Alexaverse has a shirt I actually wear that says 'FIGHT DEMEANING PLEBNEY!' on it.

Exactly ONE person has gotten that reference, in all the times I've worn it. I was thrilled all the same. I didn't expect anyone to get it, someone did. It was a good day.

And I'm easy to amuse.
 
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My favorite shirt has, "Of course I'm out of my mind," on the front and "It's a dark, scary, and dangerous place in there," on the back.
 
I once had a t-shirt incident at my college one summer.
I was looking around the store when the door slammed open and two very muscle bound young men loudly strutted in.
They strutted and were loudly guffawing.
Guffawing.
They were both wearing varsity letter jackets from a local jock high school even though it was a very hot summer day evidenced by their red faces and sweating.
They loudly looked around smacking each other in the shoulder, pointing at things and guffawing loudly.
I overheard one exchange when they were near me in the pen, paper and notebooks section.
"I ain't wasting any money on this shit. I'm gonna pay a hot babe to do all my work for me."
Other guy "Word."
They fist bumped and went on their merry way.
At this point I was silently praying to all the gods of academics that neither would be in any of my classes.
They were loudly strutting their way out of the store when they stopped dead, staring at a t-shirt on display on the side wall by the door.
This was a t-shirt that I owned and often wore.
It was a black t-shirt of the classic Pink Floyd Dark Side prism but instead of the prism it was Sigmund Freud's head in rainbow.
Yep, the same as Biscuithammer's mom in the first post except this was just captioned 'Pink Freud'
They both pointed.
One of them: "Why pink, that's so lame."
The other "What's a pink frood?"
More prayers were sent which must have worked as I never saw either of these fine specimens ever in my classes or on campus.
 
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