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It’s Jill Biden’s Christmas, but where have all the aesthetic critics gone?

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For four years, an annual chorus of unfounded criticism and aesthetic analysis beat like a drum over former First Lady Melania Trump’s Christmas decorations at the White House.

Now, it’s First Lady Jill Biden’s turn but where have all the critics gone?

Mrs. Biden’s most startling decorations are in the East Collonade and the entrance of the West Wing. They are overtly cartoonish and appear as though a child designed them. The sophistication of the White House looks out of place with the gold stars and blue dots hanging through the hallway.

The stars, according to Mrs. Biden, represent “frontline workers” or something. We’re in year two of the Chinese coronavirus pandemic, can we leave COVID-19 out of the decor? It is exhausting.*The blue dots appear like a giant solar system school project while the wreaths on the doors across from them are entirely disconnected from the color scheme.

Then, at the entrance of the East Wing, oversized Dr. Seuss (didn’t they cancel him?) Christmas presents are stacked to create an archway around the doors. The screaming shade of red is detached from all the other shades of red throughout the White House decor and the giant bow atop the arch is wrinkled.
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Other than the hallway with the ugly blue discs and the blood-red present arch over the door, I think Biden's decorations are fine. I did like Melania's, too, aside from the red tree room.
 
A friend of mine said Melania's decorations looked like the kind of Christmas where people kneel to get shot in the head. Nobody's going to say that about Jill's.
 
The Internet's been awash with comparisons of the Trump and Biden Christmas decorations. The OP is just another board Trumpette nonstarter.
 
Do you know what that Russian hooker and 3rd wife spent on a one-term White House redecorating mission?

You lot are the dumbest.
 
"Who gives a fuck about the Christmas stuff and decorations?"

---- Melania Trump
 
pecksniff said:
Slovenian, I think.
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Yes, that's right. Melania Trump was a Slovenian hooker and nudie model who entered the United States under a false "genius category" immigration status based on lying that she had a university architectural degree.

Yes, that Melanie Trump. ;)
 
pecksniff said:
A friend of mine said Melania's decorations looked like the kind of Christmas where people kneel to get shot in the head. Nobody's going to say that about Jill's.
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Your friend must be progressive, i.e. mentally ill.
 
Bud_Spencer said:
Your friend must be progressive, i.e. mentally ill.
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Or maybe the friend didn't think a Slovenian whore entering the United States on a lie was qualified to be an interior decorator for the White House.

The twig trees were pretty scary too.
 
KeithD said:
Or maybe the friend didn't think a Slovenian whore entering the United States on a lie was qualified to be an interior decorator for the White House.
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How did he feel about a woman who stood by while her husband showered with their daughter decorating the WH?

Oh, and my scenario is better by virtue of it being true. Yours is just degenerate falsehoods.
 
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Bud_Spencer said:
How did he feel about a woman who stood by while her husband showered with their daughter decorating the WH?

Oh, and my scenario is better by virtue of it being true. Yours is just degenerate falsehoods.
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Loony tunes. :D
 
Bud_Spencer said:
How did he feel about a woman who stood by while her husband showered with their daughter decorating the WH?
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Now now, he did say "If Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her." If.
 
YDB95 said:
Now now, he did say "If Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her." If.
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Well, he said much more in the vein of sex, pedophilia, and incestuous lust in relationship to his daughter in that Howard Stern TV interview. The man's a pig and has no compulsion exhibiting as such.
 
I just popped in to say that I don't pay any attention to that sort of crap.


Who the fuck even cares?
 
Goddamnit lefties. Stop correcting each other! East Europe, Russia, USSR, Lizard people can we just get with the script like the Right does? The Left claims that Donald Trump was in Home Alone 2 but some of us are skeptics. I watched last year twice and didn't see him. Maybe mistook someone else for him. The Right knows he wasn't in that movie because after reading the script his part in it wasn't Biggly enough for a star of his caliber. And that sounds completely plausible to me.

There is a conspiracy that if you can find it on VHS or DVD before 2016 he's in it. These however are from the same people who claim that vaccines will make you magnetic so I just don't know what to believe anymore.
 
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