Alternative Definitions

[munch2much]

Just take a random word and give it a new definition.

e.g.

Sycophant - animal with a runny trunk

 

[OxfordJack]

Mammoth - a female moth

 

[munch2much]

Arsenic - why you shouldn’t shave your bottom

 

[Fingerfuxs]

apple eater


You buy a slice of pussy

 

[OxfordJack]

Crèche - what posh people call a motor accident

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Youse ‘ cousins , brutha fux ………dudette flavor


Whatever

No one cares

 

[OxfordJack]

Granary - old peoples home

 

[Jake069258]

Krankenhaus - where one goes to resolve attitude issues.

 

[AlexBailey]

Arsenic - why you shouldn’t shave your bottom

Oh, that’s funny.

 

[OxfordJack]

Irony - a bit like iron

 

[munch2much]

Tee-pee - why campers shouldn’t shouldn’t have a hot beverage just before bed.

 

[mynameisben]

alimony - shorthand for "all my money."


Ben

 

[Cat]

Crayola ~ Müsli with real minerals from Grand Canyon

 

[munch2much]

Good evening Mrs N!

Respect - when you hit someone, but give their glasses back after.

 

[Cat]

Good evening dearest Mr. Munch

Insomniac ~ when you are in some yucky situation

 

[mynameisben]

Exacerbate - When you masturbate as a form of exercise.


Ben

 

[munch2much]

Hope you’re being good Mrs N!

Retrograde - old fashioned qualification

 

[munch2much]

Exacerbate - When you masturbate as a form of exercise.


Ben

At last, exercise I can sign up to!!

 

[Cat]

At last, exercise I can sign up to!!

well.. it is exercise..

Alphabets ~ casinos for Alpha types to do their betting

 

[Fingerfuxs]

DraftKings

You idiot , fuxs wrong with U

 

[mynameisben]

Wonderbra - a bra that is still being worn 30 seconds after a I enter the room.


Ben

 

[mynameisben]

Manhandle - a penis.


Ben

 

[Cat]

Mango ~ where men goes after midnight

 

[mynameisben]

Manhole - a vagina.


Ben

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Stick it in

Witchhole