Skanksgiving

[Modern_drunkard]

Going to be a new holiday. Skanks dress up super slutty. Dudes wear wife beaters and gym shorts. Socks with slides. Buckets of fried chicken and lots of White Claws. Fuck The Pain Away by Peaches might be the theme song because Skanks love fucking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRrum4UbowY

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Ill bring Cheeto's and pretty little edibles to pass around and share.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Ill bring Cheeto's and pretty little edibles to pass around and share.

Cheetos gotta be Flamin Hot and edibles should be something chocolate.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Dude ….This is all I have on hand at the moment , but I’ll put a order in for some flower and chocolates .

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Dude ….This is all I have on hand at the moment , but I’ll put a order in for some flower and chocolates .

Too fruity.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Might fuck around and change holiday to Skankmas. Not only will it give me more time to plan, but I love Jesus. He is a lot like me. He helps people, like me. He is a white dude, like me. He has a beard, like me. And he turned water into wine. I turn water into beer so I am almost exactly like Jesus you fucks.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

I’m hoping to make a toys for twats poker run through here whenever you’re bury that pig and I can start smelling the Cajun ju ju sniff sniff ….mmmm that one.

I bagged her her mom’s maw and her sister the bitch

 

[Fingerfuxs]

I would pop my cannabis cherry with the cherry.

There’s a cannabis center in gatlinburg on the way to pigeon forge , they have everything U will need to pop that cherry .

 

[Fingerfuxs]

https://www.thegreenhousetn.com/

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Chocolates edible . Farm to table , weed vineyards ️

 

[Modern_drunkard]

I would pop my cannabis cherry with the cherry.

Wait. You never took the pot before?

 

[Fingerfuxs]

I’m thinking about giiving all my whores I tip , in their bank accounts.

Maybe sum honey

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Nope, it's illegal in TN. I'm a law abiding citizen except when I'm driving a car.

https://media.giphy.com/media/CoB1VA7w5cAjC/giphy.gif

 

[Fingerfuxs]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jYnrMBqGTo

We will ID at the door turkeys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvvuXKP0Ymo

 

[mynameisben]

I just saw this... ROFL. No, I do not smoke weed in the car. I do not smoke weed from afar. I do not smoke weed in the fall. I do not smoke weed at all.

Dr. Seuss would be so proud of you.


Ben

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Might fuck around and baste my turkey in CBD oil to get all my skanks crossfaded and drenched.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

The kegs are being delivered on Titty Tuesday , hemp is going to be there by hump day.

Newbies and Lurkers welcome , but you gotta bring your own skank or Litcoin for the onlyfans girls.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Might fuck around and hit up the local Walmart for a kiddy pool and 100 cans of jellied cranberry sauce so the skanks have something to wrestle in.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Smart. If they ingest some, should help with their UTIs.

If there’s one thing I know about skanks it’s to always have plenty of cranberry products. If there’s two things it’s that and hide the corkscrews.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Mmmmmm, now I want cranberry sauce. Wonder if anyone will notice Thursday if there's a slice missing?

I dont know honestly. Lexus and Austin who dance at my local titty bar are scheduled to arrive early to start opening cans. They have strong forearms from giving me numerous handjobsz.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Will that also increase hand strength? My hands are pathetically weak, but my jaw muscles are pretty strong.

Open them cans with your mouth

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Yo , dude , The kegs are here. And the view count was 420 when they delivered……it’s a fucking sign

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Nugget delivery for SkanksGiving. The pot is here.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Snoop and Martha are cooking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ocre0kXgvg

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Time to start thawing the corndogs. I know it’s untraditional but Skanks love corndogs.