note to englishstud:

[rae121452]

˜Flesh-Eating™ STD that causes ˜Beefy Red™ sores is spreading in UK
Sun, 24 Oct 2021 21:30:30 GMT
A once-rare flesh-eating sexually transmitted disease that causes 'beefy red' ulcers is spreading across the UK, according to a report Friday....


peyronie's disease, my foot!

 

[EnglishStud]

Nope not quite the symptoms mate, but thanks for your obvious concern

 

[Saint_Ann]

When I was 'over there' it was the mad cow. Beats Bubonic Plague I guess.

 

[rae121452]

Nope not quite the symptoms mate, but thanks for your obvious concern

it says it's flesh eating and you said your penis is shrinking.....think about it.

 

[EnglishStud]

it says it's flesh eating and you said your penis is shrinking.....think about it.

I have. And you're talking bollocks you Yankie dickhead

 

[IrezumiKiss]

it says it's flesh eating and you said your penis is shrinking.....think about it.

To be fair, that's not much of a meal for the bacteria in this case.

https://media.giphy.com/media/hvq8ONQhQ1XLq/giphy.gif

 

[rae121452]

I have. And you're talking bollocks you Yankie dickhead

dick head? is that an english pejorative, too?

hmmmmmph! we'll just see if i bother to channel my inner florence nightingale for your benefit any time soon again, you big tomboy!