I think my friend's cat had a stroke

[Saint_Ann]

It used to be a total asshole and now it just wants to sit on my lap. Come to think of it, I had an aunt just like that. Except for the lap part.

 

[Saint_Ann]

I'm surprised they haven't taken it for a brain scan.

 

[Philthy_Phil]

Cats like the smell of ball sweat.

 

[Saint_Ann]

When you're not thinking about dicks and transexuals, you're thinking about balls. You're nearly as gay as that vonbismark clown.

 

[toeskr]

When you're not thinking about dicks and transexuals, you're thinking about balls. You're nearly as gay as that vonbismark clown.

Lawlz!

Ball sweat and canaduh. The straw that turns lit.

 

[thør]

Stir fry?

Too soon?

 

[Champakian]

How could you even tell?

They're such spazzes when they are napping...

 

[lipav58]

I remember in college writing essays on stroke. I spent a long time looking for answers to How to Create Exceptional Essays , and I always found the answers. I'm curious how you came to the conclusion that your friend had a stroke? What were the signs or perhaps symptoms that he described to you? Can you please elaborate on that?

 

[toeskr]

I remember in college writing essays on stroke. I spent a long time looking for answers to How to Create Exceptional Essays , and I always found the answers. I'm curious how you came to the conclusion that your friend had a stroke? What were the signs or perhaps symptoms that he described to you? Can you please elaborate on that?

One time in band camp...

 

[Champakian]

Liar. It was more than one time...

 

[toeskr]

Liar. It was more than one time...

I'm not the creator of exceptional essays found upon the interwebs.

 

[Champakian]

I hardly think a performance alt with one post is either.

 

[toeskr]

I hardly think a performance alt with one post is either.

Are you implying that there are performance alts here?

Do you not have a straw to turn the lit? Do you not have a fake Canadidiumb address?

 

[Champakian]

You mean my summer home?

 

[toeskr]

You mean my summer home?

I have 5 but I only live in my friends house to save money while my mom covers all my other bills. I gotta sweet lawn mowing job going on. Gotta get rid of the carbon spewing mower though, gav (HA) said so. Is there money in the build back better program to get me a free non carbon lawn mower?

 

[Champakian]

I just sell overpriced bags of pot to those who cannot get their medical card...


... I grow it in the basement of my summer home.

 

[toeskr]

I just sell overpriced bags of pot to those who cannot get their medical card...


... I grow it in the basement of my summer home.

Pie face has been known to overpay when baked. As long as he has money left over from slapping hooker titties.

Cards? We don't need no stinkin' cards.