Just got home from my double-double date

Stay alert - the bowling-alley killer is still at large ...
 
So this Tool on Literotica saw a beautiful homeless woman and asked if he

could take her out on a date. She politely accepted and enjoyed herself.


Soon after, he asked if he could take her home. She smiled and nodded her head.

Her smile disappeared when she saw him running away with her cardboard box!
 
^^^^
Been there, done that got the stained tee shirt and a sore butthole. Lawlz!

Howz the weather there?

Somebody has to be the straw, man.

Ha, strawman. The straw that turns the lit. That is until your girlfriend exposes your short cummings. Lawlz!

Memory is long, penile poasts... not so much.
 
Somebody has to be the straw, man.

Ha, strawman. The straw that turns the lit. That is until your girlfriend exposes your short cummings. Lawlz!

Memory is long, penile poasts... not so much.

Rockon has been pretty much on the pussy / fem side lately. Puk/straw playing it safe? Of course.
 
An alt having a conversation with itself after forgetting to change logins. Appropriate for a Ken thread.
 
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