Swannie's Random Stuff

[missswannie]

Beautiful view, is husband not tempted to give it a smack? or is he able to curb his more basic instincts?

I am not into smacks or the like. Try that and there might be dire consequences.

I don't drop in much but thought I tell you how admire your photography. Your work is always well done and artistic. Even if you don't intend it as such.

I'm guessing that is a Western Brown snake? Best I could tell by the pics I could access.

I found this 1936 article "Don't Call Snakes Joe Blakes" and thought you might find it interesting.

https://trove.nla.gov.au/newspaper/article/97850990

Have a great day.

Western Brown is known locally as the Gwardar, which in the particular area's indigenous language means "Take the long way around" so you can guess its nature.
That one was a Dugite, which is related to the brown snake family but not nearly as aggressive. Not to say they won't strike at you, especially the new borns who don't have much control.
I try to throw interesting things in now and again. A window on another place in the world. I like seeing what is going on other people's backyards as well, clothed or not!

With that fabulous view, I'm banning pants forever.

XO

Probably be a healthy move. Free is much nicer, but then I live in dresses.

 

[KeenVoyeur]

The wonderful thing about climbing on the boat to work for the rest of the afternoon is that you don't need pants.

Oh to be climbing on that boat behind you ... that's a damn fine ass you have Miss Swannie - lucky is the guy who gets to fool around with it on a regular basis (always on the presumption you like to have your ass played with - apart from the spanking)

 

[missswannie]

Oh to be climbing on that boat behind you ... that's a damn fine ass you have Miss Swannie - lucky is the guy who gets to fool around with it on a regular basis (always on the presumption you like to have your ass played with - apart from the spanking)

You can play with my arse and bits to your hearts content, I don't have any boundaries there. I don't like uninvited strikes

 

[Joxlrg]

I gotta get a boat !!

 

[missswannie]

I gotta get a boat !!

Got to make sure you have waterways and places to go in it.
Generally a license to throw money down the drain. Displacement cruisers churn through the diesel but are floating hotels/caravans so what you use on one is made up on the other. He's happy so I am happy. I got my skippers license so I can drive navigate and dock it as well, but his baby, I'm just the mermaid.

 

[ohverbatum7]

You can play with my arse and bits to your hearts content, I don't have any boundaries there. I don't like uninvited strikes

There is two distinct messages here, would I end in paradise, or my jaw ringing with a hefty blow? I think I should wait for a formal invitation.

 

[ohverbatum7]

Displacement cruisers

A new term to add to my vocabulary, Please be my teacher, but I may be distracted by your feminine charms.

 

[Todger65]

https://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2125191&stc=1&d=1633516118

The wonderful thing about climbing on the boat to work for the rest of the afternoon is that you don't need pants.

Good idea, if you don’t need them, why wear them

 

[Joxlrg]

Got to make sure you have waterways and places to go in it.
Generally a license to throw money down the drain. Displacement cruisers churn through the diesel but are floating hotels/caravans so what you use on one is made up on the other. He's happy so I am happy. I got my skippers license so I can drive navigate and dock it as well, but his baby, I'm just the mermaid.

I am from Northern Michigan and live on the water !!
I doubt that without the Mermaid he would have the boat.
I may be wrong. Butt having views of you around would certainly make me have a nice boat with a floating hotel below deck !
Great lighting by the way !!

 

[KeenVoyeur]

You can play with my arse and bits to your hearts content, I don't have any boundaries there. I don't like uninvited strikes

That sounds like a very pleasurable experience - and no, there will be no spanking

Just waiting for these bloody travel restrictions to lift and I'm buying a flight ticket!

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Got to make sure you have waterways and places to go in it.
Generally a license to throw money down the drain. Displacement cruisers churn through the diesel but are floating hotels/caravans so what you use on one is made up on the other. He's happy so I am happy. I got my skippers license so I can drive navigate and dock it as well, but his baby, I'm just the mermaid.

Beats rowing

 

[missswannie]

You can play with my arse and bits to your hearts content, I don't have any boundaries there. I don't like uninvited strikes

There is two distinct messages here, would I end in paradise, or my jaw ringing with a hefty blow? I think I should wait for a formal invitation.

I'd say that's a safer bet than having bells rung.

Displacement cruisers

A new term to add to my vocabulary, Please be my teacher, but I may be distracted by your feminine charms.

Aye, always expand your vocab and knowledge. Sit still and you stagnate.

Good idea, if you don’t need them, why wear them

My philosophy entirely. Be yourself, not someone else's vision.

I am from Northern Michigan and live on the water !!
I doubt that without the Mermaid he would have the boat.
I may be wrong. Butt having views of you around would certainly make me have a nice boat with a floating hotel below deck !
Great lighting by the way !!

Without the mermaid he would probably have something larger entirely with long range. Or a boat bound girlie on the side with giant boobs and a penchant for unspeakable acts. (You'd have to be watching the movie at the same time to get that one)
White sides to the boat give great reflective lighting, as does late afternoon on the west coast.

That sounds like a very pleasurable experience - and no, there will be no spanking

Just waiting for these bloody travel restrictions to lift and I'm buying a flight ticket!

They eventually do. I rather think this end of the world is going to get inundated with those that can.

Beats rowing

Indeed love, it does. Unless it is one of the pro-sculls boats in which case when does the fundraising risque calendar come out?

 

[missswannie]

Glass louvers. Is that an Australian thing or are they elsewhere in warm climates as well. The old style ones are essentially a wooden frame with slots on an angle to slide slats of glass into, not even capped. Anyone can pull a pane out from the inside. Usually found in toilets, bathrooms, changerooms, where permanent ventilation was a plus. You always used to have to take note if any were missing at sports fields as enterprising young fellows would like to get there early and remove a pane affording a bit of a view inside.

Drying time but was thinking of potential misadventures with louvers in days gone by. Perhaps the window sill view might have been eye height for some. Mind you it is pretty obvious how the big huntsman spiders used to get in and sit up on the edge of the ceiling. Maybe that was spider eyes I felt looking... Almost has a Porkies or other 70s/80s T&A flick feel.

Another snake. Same species as the other one, a dugite, except this one is a young one. It had caught a bearded dragon in the middle of the bush path and wrapped it up. You would be forgiven for thinking it was a dog poo in the middle of the path, in fact a couple of people ahead just stepped over him. He had probably given the lizard a good dose and was keen on eating it so he probably wouldn't have given you any grief, but if dog came along and worried it, and it could get the lizard out of its mouth, it might be enough to drop it.

 

[Mscott9004]

Thanks for sharing your pictures Miss S and the trip down memory lane with the Porkies mention.

 

[ohverbatum7]

giant boobs and a penchant for unspeakable acts.

Giant boobs may be a distraction and not in a good way, the unspeakable acts could always be demonstrated in a non verbal way, conversation would be superfluous.

 

[ohverbatum7]

You have some unusual and eye-catching poses, not for you the full frontal and embarrassed look, or displaying bandy legs and chipped toenail polish. although beggars cant be choosers.

 

[missswannie]

Thanks for sharing your pictures Miss S and the trip down memory lane with the Porkies mention.

There were countless of such. Now and again I see them on tv and watch for old time sake.

giant boobs and a penchant for unspeakable acts.

Giant boobs may be a distraction and not in a good way, the unspeakable acts could always be demonstrated in a non verbal way, conversation would be superfluous.

It was another movie line. I'll give the acts a run for their money, boobs he can see on the beach to his hearts content if he needs a real ones fix.

You have some unusual and eye-catching poses, not for you the full frontal and embarrassed look, or displaying bandy legs and chipped toenail polish. although beggars cant be choosers.

I share what I share, perhaps not all of the ones I might take. I probably have just as many chipped nails and standing straight up in the mirror as anyone. I should probably raid his phone for more of those, although knowing him they will be in the shower, walking in on me sitting on the loo, or doing the dishes without pants on.

 

[RVB_1]

Glass louvers. Is that an Australian thing or are they elsewhere in warm climates as well. The old style ones are essentially a wooden frame with slots on an angle to slide slats of glass into, not even capped. Anyone can pull a pane out from the inside. Usually found in toilets, bathrooms, changerooms, where permanent ventilation was a plus. You always used to have to take note if any were missing at sports fields as enterprising young fellows would like to get there early and remove a pane affording a bit of a view inside.
https://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2125319&stc=1&d=1633773609
Drying time but was thinking of potential misadventures with louvers in days gone by. Perhaps the window sill view might have been eye height for some. Mind you it is pretty obvious how the big huntsman spiders used to get in and sit up on the edge of the ceiling. Maybe that was spider eyes I felt looking... Almost has a Porkies or other 70s/80s T&A flick feel.
https://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2125320&stc=1&d=1633773609
Another snake. Same species as the other one, a dugite, except this one is a young one. It had caught a bearded dragon in the middle of the bush path and wrapped it up. You would be forgiven for thinking it was a dog poo in the middle of the path, in fact a couple of people ahead just stepped over him. He had probably given the lizard a good dose and was keen on eating it so he probably wouldn't have given you any grief, but if dog came along and worried it, and it could get the lizard out of its mouth, it might be enough to drop it.
https://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2125321&stc=1&d=1633773609

Do enjoy thoughts of misadventures

 

[Todger65]

I remember those glass Louvre windows of the fixed type you mention. Rare to find them now as most replaced with flat glass except for a for a couple of fixed louvres at the top.

As for seeing any snake, I would be giving it a wide berth, most definitely not stepping over it.

As for the fine, double breasted bent over bird, I wouldn’t avoid that and it has my full attention.

 

[thefishfryer]

I haven't seen a Louvre window in years, I guess they're just to draughty in our climate and they definitely allowed access for spiders, not that ours are much of a problem. Haven't seen such a sexy looking women for a while either.

 

[missswannie]

Do enjoy thoughts of misadventures

The basis of all good thoughts. Naturally there are fun misadventures and not fun ones in the real world. It is delightful to have been part of a world that existed prior to mobile phones with cameras and the propensity of people to publish rather than to peek. Of course, the same cameras allow us to post in here so double edged sword really.

I remember those glass Louvre windows of the fixed type you mention. Rare to find them now as most replaced with flat glass except for a for a couple of fixed louvres at the top.

As for seeing any snake, I would be giving it a wide berth, most definitely not stepping over it.

As for the fine, double breasted bent over bird, I wouldn’t avoid that and it has my full attention.

There could be a concatenation of all that. Beware the snake charming double breasted bent over bird visible through sneakily dislodged louvers.

I haven't seen a Louvre window in years, I guess they're just to draughty in our climate and they definitely allowed access for spiders, not that ours are much of a problem. Haven't seen such a sexy looking women for a while either.

Definitely dry to sub tropical zone solutions. The old bathrooms never got mouldy but your nipples would take a day to soften after a night time winter shower or a shower after a winter (field) hockey game in the sports sheds.

 

[Todger65]

There could be a concatenation of all that. Beware the snake charming double breasted bent over bird visible through sneakily dislodged louvers.

Love the idea of that.

 

[zekuma]

Glass louvers. Is that an Australian thing or are they elsewhere in warm climates as well. The old style ones are essentially a wooden frame with slots on an angle to slide slats of glass into, not even capped. Anyone can pull a pane out from the inside. Usually found in toilets, bathrooms, changerooms, where permanent ventilation was a plus. You always used to have to take note if any were missing at sports fields as enterprising young fellows would like to get there early and remove a pane affording a bit of a view inside.

Drying time but was thinking of potential misadventures with louvers in days gone by. Perhaps the window sill view might have been eye height for some. Mind you it is pretty obvious how the big huntsman spiders used to get in and sit up on the edge of the ceiling. Maybe that was spider eyes I felt looking... Almost has a Porkies or other 70s/80s T&A flick feel.

Another snake. Same species as the other one, a dugite, except this one is a young one. It had caught a bearded dragon in the middle of the bush path and wrapped it up. You would be forgiven for thinking it was a dog poo in the middle of the path, in fact a couple of people ahead just stepped over him. He had probably given the lizard a good dose and was keen on eating it so he probably wouldn't have given you any grief, but if dog came along and worried it, and it could get the lizard out of its mouth, it might be enough to drop it.

Nice hanging boobs. I always like the natural action shots.

I would probably have to out myself as a dinosaur these days, but whilst not misplaced louvers it was a slightly open window. At an impressionable age I walked past and as timing would have it there was someone I knew just happen to be undressed and visible. Probably half a second at most but the brain can still play it back. I'm sure most men and women have a fleeting moment that resounds. Thank you for rekindling that thought.

 

[RVB_1]

The basis of all good thoughts. Naturally there are fun misadventures and not fun ones in the real world. It is delightful to have been part of a world that existed prior to mobile phones with cameras and the propensity of people to publish rather than to peek. Of course, the same cameras allow us to post in here so double edged sword really.

Indeed ...

 

[raceryz]

Beautiful dress

Actually the dress I bought with the one I wore out. The other one might have made it into the background on a photo in the newspaper according to her, so I'll err on the side of less info. Mum photos.

Fashion model. Nice floral print