Lessons about Relationships through Literotica - Fun thread

[sweetdreamssss]

Lets jot down the settings of the life described through literotica and especially for me,I'm pulling from Literotica India.

• You might work hard day and night to give a good house,allowance,jewellery to your wife but she will end up cheating just because she is bored.
  
• You feel wary about if its worth cheating your husband,the thumbrule tells that the man you cheat with has a bigger cock and stamina of a bull EVERYTIME
  
• Police and courts do not exist in the world of literotica, even if you force a woman to have sex with you,she will end up being your bitch than report you for rape.
  
• If you are a high class woman, you will only get satisfied by men of lower class like watchman,construction worker etc. The more dirtier and unrefined they are,the better is the sex for you.
  
• Cheating provides immunity against STDs and unwanted unpregnancies. Unless the plot specifically involves pregnancy
  
• The cheating wife is usually introduced as a well educated woman but she acts like a dumb bag of rocks
  
• Cheating wives have jaws that can easily unhinge and never gag despite sucking meter long cocks
  
• For some reason,the male secretion should be referred as seed. No other name has a better ring to it

You too can add to it in a sarcastic way

 

[rescatooor]

- You can have sex any place, any time. It will always be a source of some pleasure for all parties involved.

- Unattractive women barely exist. The largest demographic being young women between 18-21. Anyone older than that is probably a mother. Way more redheads than is statistically likely.

- Not only is there almost never any talk of STDs, condoms are also rarely used or discussed. People are rarely on their period though sometimes its a kink discussed within the story. Everyone just jumps right into it.

- Lots of plot conveniences. Good thing the women wear skirts whenever theyre out; it makes the impromptu shagging at the nearby telephone box a lot easier.

EDIT:

- OH! And everyone is always horny af.

 

[RetroFan]

- You can have sex any place, any time. It will always be a source of some pleasure for all parties involved.

- Unattractive women barely exist. The largest demographic being young women between 18-21. Anyone older than that is probably a mother. Way more redheads than is statistically likely.

- Not only are there no STDs, there is never any talk of condoms. Nobody is ever on their period unless its a kink discussed within the story. Everyone just jumps right into it.

- Lots of plot conveniences. Good thing the women wear skirts whenever theyre out; it makes the impromptu shagging at the nearby telephone box a lot easier.

EDIT:

- OH! And everyone is always horny af.

I have characters using condoms quite a lot in my stories either to avoid pregnancy or STD's, and often have female characters having or referencing their periods. Some are for fetish stories, but others are for humour or sometimes played for drama. I also use periods if setting stories in the past; in my stories set in the 1940s, 1950s and 1960s I've referenced female characters using belted sanitary pads.

 

[rescatooor]

I have characters using condoms quite a lot in my stories either to avoid pregnancy or STD's, and often have female characters having or referencing their periods. Some are for fetish stories, but others are for humour or sometimes played for drama. I also use periods if setting stories in the past; in my stories set in the 1940s, 1950s and 1960s I've referenced female characters using belted sanitary pads.

Ok, I exaggerated. Fixed it for you.

 

[Privates1stClass]

Guys always have cocks that are way longer than average.

Gals' breasts are always DD or larger.

They can have sex all night, and then they spend the remainder of the day having sex.

No matter how much sex they have, the women never get pregnant.

Food makes them horny; alcohol makes them horny. In fact anything they consume makes them horny.

Women never make "I have a headache" excuses--they're always ready to jump into bed, and they always have orgasms when they have sex.

 

[desecration]

[*] The cheating wife is usually introduced as a well educated woman but she acts like a dumb bag of rocks

To be fair, many of the well-educated people I know ended up being "dumb" in the sense of oblivious to common sense. They were good at their fields however, and that trope seems consistent in LW at least.

Great list!

 

[TadOverdon]

1. Everyone ultimately enjoys everything that happens to them.

That's really more of a "Pornotopia" rule, but a lot of these are.

2. The Guinness record for ejaculations in a 24-hour period is 16 times. Ignore at your leisure.
3. You can watch someone for hours through a slightly ajar closet door or a bedroom window, close enough to hear every whisper, without fear of detection.

 

[sweetdreamssss]

2. The Guinness record for ejaculations in a 24-hour period is 16 times. Ignore at your leisure.

Also women can get 5 to 6 orgasms before a man finally ejaculates.

But the above rule doesnt apply if you are the husband, you always end up dry

 

[rescatooor]

Also women can get 5 to 6 orgasms before a man finally ejaculates.

But the above rule doesnt apply if you are the husband, you always end up dry

Everyone is naturally amazing at sex, unless it's the villain.

Also object of desire is always perfect. No matter what sized tits, what type of body, could be a donkey in a dress: the most amazing thing the protagonist has ever seen.

 

[rescatooor]

Also the object of desire is almost always white. Anything else goes in interracial and the POC are often exoticised for their race.

 

[KeithD]

You all realize, I hope, that the goal for most erotica stories is arousal and that arousal is more likely on the edge of exaggeration and fantasy rather then what is normal and the clinical. Not missing the primary point of writing/reading the stories and of the Web site, are we?

 

[rescatooor]

You all realize, I hope, that the goal for most erotica stories is arousal and that arousal is more likely on the edge of exaggeration and fantasy rather then what is normal and the clinical. Not missing the primary point of writing/reading the stories and of the Web site, are we?

As I'm sure you realize we are making fun of how far away things are from the reality? Not missing the primary point of this thread, I hope?

 

[KeithD]

As I'm sure you realize we are making fun of how far away things are from the reality? Not missing the primary point of this thread, I hope?

And missing the point of most of the stories here and most of the reason people read the stories and making fun of those people.

 

[rescatooor]

And missing the point of most of the stories here and most of the reason people read the stories and making fun of those people.

I'm sorry, what makes you say that?

 

[KeithD]

I'm sorry, what makes you say that?

The judgmental aspect of the thread and, as I've already said, missing the point that erotica is about arousal and arousal isn't usually about the mundane or the clinical--it's about the fantasy and the edge and the "bigger than life."

 

[MillieDynamite]

I think what Keith is saying, and I tend to agree with him, most people read for titillation and to be sexually excited. Neither three dimensional characters or regular situations are required for a fuck story to jerk to. You need stuff that's on the edge all the time, real people aren't normally like that, and if they are they aren't normal people. Real situations like that don't happen or don't happen often.

 

[rescatooor]

The judgmental aspect of the thread and, as I've already said, missing the point that erotica is about arousal and arousal isn't usually about the mundane or the clinical--it's about the fantasy and the edge and the "bigger than life."

It seemed pretty lighthearted to me before you showed up. I know you don't read anyone's stories. Why do you think that the people writing here do not write exactly the kind of erotica that uses all these stereotypes? I know I do.

 

[KeithD]

Why do you think that the people writing here do not write exactly the kind of erotica that uses all these stereotypes? I know I do.

Lighthearted and more than just a bit "looking down your nose" nasty. I stated what I thought erotica was about and what it wasn't about in support of why readers would be looking for what was being disparaged in the thread. How many times do I need to post that erotica is about arousal and that arousal most often happens on the fantasy/exaggeration edge?

I have no idea why you are asking the question I quote from your post. I haven't posted anything that you seem to think I have. I think a lot of people write these stereotypes here because they are writing what erotica is all about and they are serving what most readers are coming here to get. And I think to disparage that, as the thread is doing, is to miss the point of written erotica and of a story site like this.

I think you are simply not getting it.

 

[rescatooor]

Lighthearted and more than just a bit "looking down your nose" nasty. I stated what I thought erotica was about and what it wasn't about in support of why readers would be looking for what was being disparaged in the thread. How many times do I need to post that erotica is about arousal and that arousal most often happens on the fantasy/exaggeration edge?

I have no idea why you are asking the question I quote from your post. I haven't posted anything that you seem to think I have. I think a lot of people write these stereotypes here because they are writing what erotica is all about and they are serving what most readers are coming here to get. And I think to disparage that, as the thread is doing, is to miss the point of written erotica and of a story site like this.

I think you are simply not getting it.

Likewise. Thanks for your stay.

 

[TadOverdon]

https://i.imgur.com/tF94cUB.jpg

 

[KeithD]

Many people do, yes, with the key aspect of something short of porn, erotica, being the same as for porn--sexual arousal--and some read it--and write it--to get something deeper along with the main course. There's no reason for those wanting only one of those aspects to need to disparage those wanting mainly the other. There's room for all.

 

[rescatooor]

Many people do, yes, with the key aspect of something short of porn, erotica, being the same as for porn--sexual arousal--and some read it--and write it--to get something deeper along with the main course. There's no reason for those wanting only one of those aspects to need to disparage those wanting mainly the other. There's room for all.

For all but fun threads discussing the cliches. Thanks. You made yourself heard.

 

[TadOverdon]

Could we go back to discussing how many times people can come in a day, now?

Oh, have we done "All women want to be penetrated by penises the size of a Costco peanut butter jar," yet?

 

[SimonDoom]

I don't see any disparagement of anybody or anything going on in this thread. I'd describe it as an amusing, and amused, celebration of the unique features of the world of an erotic website.

It's part of the fun -- outsized penises and breasts, the sex drive in overdrive, buckets of cum, the ability to squirt 20 feet, the pimply 19-year-old son who suddenly dominates his mature mother. It's all faintly, or maybe not so faintly, ridiculous, too. But there's nothing wrong with that. I think everyone is having a lot of fun with it.

I'm as guilty of it as anyone. My last two stories were about a hucow (one of the strangest sexual fantasies I can think of) and a horny teddy bear. Realism has its place, but there's no need to be limited by it.

 

[Rustyoznail]

You all realize, I hope, that the goal for most erotica stories is arousal and that arousal is more likely on the edge of exaggeration and fantasy rather then what is normal and the clinical. Not missing the primary point of writing/reading the stories and of the Web site, are we?

I think we all realise that, and the idea of this thread is to take the piss out of ourselves.

To that end - when you have sex in public, no one who sees you calls the police.