TFG has mushroom dick

[BBW_T&A_Lover]

The ultimate snowflake.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/steph...er-to-insist-his-penis-wasnt-toadstool-shaped

Three years ago, adult-film star Stormy Daniels scarred us all forever by describing Donald Trump’s penis as being like “a toadstool.” She wrote in her 2018 book, which dished the dirt on her alleged affair with the ex-president: “I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart.”

Well, according to Trump’s former White House press secretary Stephanie Grisham, that truly hideous description didn’t go down very well with Trump either. The Washington Post reports that Grisham writes in her new book that Trump once felt the need to call her from Air Force One to inform her that his penis was neither small nor shaped a toadstool.

 

[pecksniff]

Every penis is shaped like a mushroom. Get over it.

 

[phrodeau]

Every penis is shaped like a mushroom. Get over it.

Not the point. President Trump thought it was necessary to take time defending the shape of his willy.

 

[Lazaran]

Not the point. President Trump thought it was necessary to take time defending the shape of his willy.

This ^

Only a LOSER would dignify Stormy Daniels comment with a response, much less get defensive about it.

JFC

SAD!!!

 

[pecksniff]

Not the point. President Trump thought it was necessary to take time defending the shape of his willy.

The real tragedy is that we had a president who could be called a "short-fingered vulgarian," and the part he got all defensive about was "short-fingered."

 

[Philthy_Phil]

I believe he made that claim on national television too. Trump supporters are mentally I'll.

 

[RoryN]

The ultimate snowflake.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/steph...er-to-insist-his-penis-wasnt-toadstool-shaped

Three years ago, adult-film star Stormy Daniels scarred us all forever by describing Donald Trump’s penis as being like “a toadstool.” She wrote in her 2018 book, which dished the dirt on her alleged affair with the ex-president: “I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart.”

Well, according to Trump’s former White House press secretary Stephanie Grisham, that truly hideous description didn’t go down very well with Trump either. The Washington Post reports that Grisham writes in her new book that Trump once felt the need to call her from Air Force One to inform her that his penis was neither small nor shaped a toadstool.

1. This is fucking awesome.

2. Lit Deplorables have the exact same, epic level of insecurity.

 

[pecksniff]

I believe he made that claim on national television too. Trump supporters are mentally I'll.

The claim he made on national television had something to do with the size of his unmentionables.

Actually.

Wouldn't we all be more surprised if he hadn't?

 

[Dribble]

Not the point. President Trump thought it was necessary to take time defending the shape of his willy.

Quoted for truth. And defend its size. Big is relative. When one has a belly as big as his...an average dick looks small

 

[pecksniff]

Penises.

https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/0/0b/penises.png

 

[bodysong]

Trump, parrying Rubio slam on small hands, becomes first presidential candidate
in history to refer to the size of his package #GOPDebate

— HowardKurtz (@HowardKurtz) March 4, 2016

Trump had an insult for everyone. Trump insulted Marco Rubio. Rubio pushed back.

Marco Rubio had more pressing issues to deal with, and did not become obese,
wear high heeled boots with lifts inside them, to cover up his lack of height.
Marco Rubio was not forced to wear a neck tie that trailed past his zipper,
in order to hide a deformed and inadequate penis.