Friday Perv Out

[Soma99]

My boss is out, the other two women in my office are working remote and my phone is well charged! Let’s be a bit perverted this Friday!

I want to do something a little different- since I do have a few student conferences this morning and an after lunch meeting I might be slow to answer PM’s, so in order to create a little more group engagement I would like you to ask a question in this thread. If you would like follow up please feel free to PM me but this way everyone gets a little dirty titillating.

I’ll start- hey Soma, when did you last get laid?

Great question Soma, I last had sex last weekend, but I did suck my boyfriend’s dick twice this week, once it was a road head situation and the other time was a surprise morning BJ when I knew he had a shitty day at work coming up.

Happy Friday!

 

[HotBrand]

My boss is out, the other two women in my office are working remote and my phone is well charged! Let’s be a bit perverted this Friday!

I want to do something a little different- since I do have a few student conferences this morning and an after lunch meeting I might be slow to answer PM’s, so in order to create a little more group engagement I would like you to ask a question in this thread. If you would like follow up please feel free to PM me but this way everyone gets a little dirty titillating.

I’ll start- hey Soma, when did you last get laid?

Great question Soma, I last had sex last weekend, but I did suck my boyfriend’s dick twice this week, once it was a road head situation and the other time was a surprise morning BJ when I knew he had a shitty day at work coming up.

Happy Friday!

This is interesting!

Hey, Soma: When did you last have an orgasm?

 

[Jla13]

Hey Soma,

Great thread. When is the last time you had sex with someone other than your bf.

 

[Soma99]

This is interesting!

Hey, Soma: When did you last have an orgasm?

Thanks for the question!

I have not masturbated this week, and I’ll be honest- I don’t think I had one the last time we had sex-

So it was probably the time before that which was Tuesday or Wednesday of the week before-

Let’s check my calendar- so that would have been like the 14th or 15th.

 

[Soma99]

Hey Soma,

Great thread. When is the last time you had sex with someone other than your bf.

Hmmmmmm this goes back a ways-

I met him September of 2018 at a work thing and we started seeing each other very regularly soon after.

There was overlap with one guy I was seeing casually after that- so sometime October of 2018 was the last time. We have not had any threesomes/ or anything like that.

 

[HornyinUT]

Great thread.

Hey Soma,
Have you ever met someone you knew from this site?

 

[Pikemaster41]

Hey Soma: so do you prefer giving or receiving oral?

 

[Soma99]

Great thread.

Hey Soma,
Have you ever met someone you knew from this site?

Nope- I’ll be honest- this is my weird little playground where I get to be “Soma” I get to be the flirty personality that I like without all the rest of world things. When I don’t feel like being Soma I don’t log in. That’s what I like most about this site- it’s complete disassociation from the real world.

 

[Soma99]

Hey Soma: so do you prefer giving or receiving oral?

Receiving and it’s NOT CLOSE.

If you don’t agree you either:

1- a liar
2- a big liar
3- have the worst sex partner of all time

 

[Pikemaster41]

Receiving and it’s NOT CLOSE.

If you don’t agree you either:

1- a liar
2- a big liar
3- have the worst sex partner of all time

True, I love giving but not more than receiving

Hey Soma: what position is best for you to orgasm?

 

[HornyinUT]

Good point. I like it for that too.

Next question…have you ever tried the Kama Sutra?

Nope- I’ll be honest- this is my weird little playground where I get to be “Soma” I get to be the flirty personality that I like without all the rest of world things. When I don’t feel like being Soma I don’t log in. That’s what I like most about this site- it’s complete disassociation from the real world.

 

[Jake069258]

Hey Soma!

Do you masturbate at work?

 

[Soma99]

True, I love giving but not more than receiving

Hey Soma: what position is best for you to orgasm?

I very rarely orgasm without doing it myself. Occasionally I will cum when a guy is going down on me, but 95% of the time I need to be using my fingers on my clit. Now it’s fun to do that as a guy fucks me from behind or when I am on top

 

[Soma99]

Good point. I like it for that too.

Next question…have you ever tried the Kama Sutra?

I’m not sure what you mean- I know there is a book with gymnast type sex positions- but I don’t know what trying it means

 

[ManlyUsername]

Hey Soma,

What was your worst failed sexual experiment?


Mine was the "whipped cream and fudge sauce" thing.

Sticky. Whipped cream tends to separate on warm skin. Nothing sexy about the sound a Redi-Whip can makes. And all too soon the excess sugar starts to make you feel nasty.

 

[Soma99]

Hey Soma!

Do you masturbate at work?

No- public bathrooms are not sexy and I have a lot of drop in appointments so at my desk is not a thing

 

[Soma99]

Hey Soma,

What was your worst failed sexual experiment?


Mine was the "whipped cream and fudge sauce" thing.

Sticky. Whipped cream tends to separate on warm skin. Nothing sexy about the sound a Redi-Whip can makes. And all too soon the excess sugar starts to make you feel nasty.

A few- anything with water- in a pool or hot tub- water is not a lubricant and it’s terrible

I agree most good things are not great

69ing sucks in the bad way

One that stands out was trying to set up to watch porn with a guy I had been casually hooking up with - you don’t really want to know what kind of porn a guy reallllllly likes if you want to like him.

 

[Curious51228]

Hey Soma - If you were alone and needed/wanted to get off quickly, would you use porn to help you along? If yes, what would you watch? If NOT, what WOULD you use to help you?

 

[ManlyUsername]

One that stands out was trying to set up to watch porn with a guy I had been casually hooking up with - you don’t really want to know what kind of porn a guy reallllllly likes if you want to like him.

I TOLD you, just don't ask where my action figures have been and we'll be fine!

 

[Soma99]

Hey Soma - If you were alone and needed/wanted to get off quickly, would you use porn to help you along? If yes, what would you watch? If NOT, what WOULD you use to help you?

Yes I like porn- I like cuckold porn because the woman is allowed to look like she is enjoying the sex, I sometimes like watching amateur blowjob porn because I get off on how embarrassing it would be for someone to post a video of me sucking dick would be, I also liked the porn music videos where I wasn’t hearing grunting or anything like that. Some ruined orgasm videos are good if the woman taunts the guy just right

One odd thing that has gotten me hot is MMA- SOMETIMES- sometimes it is to violent and that’s not good but when a really in shape guy holds another one down, and just physically dominates another man….. there has been a tingle.

 

[Mrmusings45]

Fun Friday frollicking!

Hey, Soma

What is your favorite sexual position? Other than 69 that sucks in a bad way, what's your least favorite?

 

[Soma99]

Hey, Soma

What is your favorite sexual position? Other than 69 that sucks in a bad way, what's your least favorite?

From behind I think- we have a mirror in our bedroom that I can get on my hands and knees infront of and he can fuck me from behind and I can watch -that’s fun

Assuming you don’t mean like the back seat of a car where it’s really uncomfortable- there was one guy that wanted to do like a spooning position- both of on our sides and him behind me there and that sucked also in a bad way.

 

[Soma99]

Going into a meeting- will be back in like an hour but I’ll answer anything that’s been asked then!

 

[30bandits]

what about anal? ever try it? like it or dislike it? last time ?

 

[Soma99]

what about anal? ever try it? like it or dislike it? last time ?

Sorry- not interested in that- the other two spots have to be good enough!