What did you do during the Great Lit Shutdown of 2021

[jarigi]

I was thinking....'perhaps a virus has infected my computer?' 'I knew I shouldn't have clicked on all those porny links!' 'Why does the clock keep resetting to 3 hours to go?' 'That can't be good'.
Glad to hear it was all planned!
I now assume Lit runs like clockwork, yes?!!


62M, just a dirty old man.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Went to my local Applebees. Laid down fetal in one of the booths until bartender brought me two double Long Island Iced Teas and Combo Platter.

 

[jarigi]

Then you didn’t do it correctly because alphabetically Amber comes before Anal

Hang on...so....Amber cums before she has anal? She is a sex machine!!!Love it!



62M, here despite the court order.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Hang on...so....Amber cums before she has anal? She is a sex machine!!!Love it!



62M, here despite the court order.

I can cum before anything if you push the right button

 

[AmberLGreen]

I know a harmless 24 Hour Helpdesk for questions?? Who knew??? Honest mistake ...

Seeing as you didn’t get to answer my questions yesterday. Here they are again (well as many as I could remember)

How old were you when you first masturbated?
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
How old were you when you had your first blow job?
If you were fucking right now, what music would be playing in the background?
How can a woman seduce you?
If a woman was standing in front of you right now, what would she be wearing to give you an instant hard-on?
What size underpants do you have when soft? Hard?
What could a woman whisper in your ear to push you over the edge?
What is the longest sex session you have had?
What is the strangest thing that has turned you on?
If I was to read you an erotic story, what genre would it be?
Do you like a woman to spit or swallow?
As an exhibitionist would you stand naked in front of a crowd of 100,000 people?
What is the highest altitude you have had sex at?
What is the highest altitude you have masturbated at?
Have you masturbated in the woods?
How many women are on your e-boning list?
How does one get an invitation to your e-boning room?
If you were to be naked in front of a prominent figure, who would it be?
How many times could you have masturbated to these questions?

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

I missed it entirely because of work.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I can't believe no one thought of this thread after the Second Great Lit Shutdown. Of course, we've all been too busy trying to figure things out since it came back online.

I didn't panic (this time) because I just didn't have the energy. I took a lot of naps.

 

[ydahecnot]

I hit refresh a lot

 

[gga]

I got promoted because of all the work I was able to accomplish.
(Not really. But I was highly productive.)

 

[gga]

I hit refresh a lot

On a somewhat similar note, as it got deeper the 24 hour countdown, I set a tab in my browser to auto-refresh periodically.

 

[Whitneysub]

The last time someone logged in used to display in their profile. Does anyone know if thats still there? Need to know before I call in a missing person report, lol.

 

[Whitneysub]

The last time someone logged in used to display in their profile. Does anyone know if thats still there? Need to know before I call in a missing person report, lol.

Oops user error...still learn the new UI

 

[Crankbait88]

Oops user error...still learn the new UI

I'd be interested in what you figured out, thanks.